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Pelosi addresses GOP’s lack of concern about Kwanzaa shopping. Fiscal cliff? What fiscal cliff? The important thing is whether the American people can shop for their Kwanzaa gifts and pay the credit card bills when they come due in January.

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Joe December 12, 2012 at 9:46 pm

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Well it was kind of her to do sign-language while giving the speech. I wish I knew sign-language because I watched this video 3 times and I have no idea what point she was trying to make. I think what she was trying to say is ‘clearly our progressive-democrat policies have result in hard times for the American people and because of that they may not be fully able to enjoy their specific holiday festivities.’

perlcat December 14, 2012 at 10:17 pm

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I have sign language for her, too, and you don’t need to know ASL to figure it out.

GhostntheMachine December 14, 2012 at 10:20 pm

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She’s #1! She’s #1! That one?

perlcat December 14, 2012 at 10:28 pm

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Well, she looks more like #2, so I use the two-handed form.

Trickie December 12, 2012 at 9:55 pm

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I always wait to the last minute to do my kwanzaa shopping, and besides, shouldn’t all ye kwanzaa gifts be free from obama

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 7:42 am

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I do my Kwanzaa shopping right after I go snipe hunting so I can kill two birds behind one bush.

ooddballz December 12, 2012 at 11:06 pm

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I just never know what to buy kwanzaa for Christmas.

drb December 13, 2012 at 2:03 am

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Kwanzza shopping? I thought it was supposed to be handmade gifts promote self-determination, purpose, and creativity.

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 7:42 am

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Wow, your unexpected knowledge about Kwanzaa is… alarming.

drb December 15, 2012 at 5:57 am

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Why is that, JP?

JPTravis December 15, 2012 at 8:38 am

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You’re not flirting with the dark side of the force, are you, Obi Wan?

drb December 15, 2012 at 8:40 am

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of course not, but one has to know the enemy in order to defeat the enemy, deary.

JPTravis December 15, 2012 at 8:42 am

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“Deary?” I’m moving up the through the dwarf ranks – I used to be Dopey.

drb December 15, 2012 at 8:46 am

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Yeah just remember…I’m Doc. :)

JPTravis December 15, 2012 at 8:49 am

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That’s fine but I better not catch you feeling Sleepy again – people are starting to talk.

drb December 15, 2012 at 8:53 am

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Let’em talk…Happens all the time to people who aren’t bashful.

JPTravis December 15, 2012 at 9:00 am

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Happy you feel that way.

drb December 15, 2012 at 9:03 am

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Just don’t go gettin’ grumpy cuz nobody’s talkin’ ’bout you.

JPTravis December 15, 2012 at 9:29 am

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Interesting how these pun threads Blossom, eh?

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 11:06 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKTTlVGIeFk

i’ll order some soleil potato treats flash fried behind luna.

using glittery pappery substance aluminamanom noms.

i see my gypsy……. wooooooooooo

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 11:43 am
RobertW December 15, 2012 at 12:14 pm

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as for me and my house
we will feel w/hands

and tongues if you cover mouth with hand… jerks.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 12:15 pm

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nobody?
talking?
about me?
ROFLMBO

drb December 15, 2012 at 12:29 pm

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Interesting how these pun threads Blossom, eh?

Oh now that would get sneezy going.

@LRobert that should be ROFLMSWBO (Snow White behiney)

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 12:48 pm

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proof you ain’t seen my behiney, nurse nurse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcO-cxG3Fjg

drb December 15, 2012 at 12:57 pm

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I don’t have to see it when you yak about it all over IHTM.

Hey KQ, the secret has been revealed…don’t forget to slop your dripper! LMAO.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 6:16 pm

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yeah yeah, you still haven’t transcribed archie bunker question for me yet, johnny ears.
not being facetious, i can’t make it out.

drb December 15, 2012 at 6:23 pm

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Oh, I thought you were being facetious on that one.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 6:42 pm
RobertW December 15, 2012 at 12:55 pm

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lol doc a chick dwarves…. he he he

dwarforgee

tincan53 December 13, 2012 at 8:43 am

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drb, stop throwing facts into Pelosi’s drunken speech. You’ll just piss off the witch.

drb December 15, 2012 at 5:58 am

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Let her come after me, I’ll throw water on her.

Karmaa December 15, 2012 at 6:03 am

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Murderess!

drb December 15, 2012 at 6:06 am

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But the flying monkeys will cheer me!

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 6:13 am

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LOL
cheers drb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHpINqcIrz8

GathKingLeppbertI 1 second ago

digin the girl who has the rythym!  awesome show!

Karmaa December 15, 2012 at 6:18 am

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I know who the “Great Wizard of O” is!!

drb December 15, 2012 at 6:36 am

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Yeah, the fraud behind the curtain.

Karmaa December 13, 2012 at 3:10 am

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Well, I just spent 5 minutes trying to unroll my eyeballs from the back of my head. Kwanzaa. What an almost perfect symbol for demotards.

It’s a made-up holiday related to nothing, to symbolize something (which no one knows exactly what), that is only allowed to be used by a privileged class, who have no clue, but clutch onto it because it’s a black thing and they are black. Thus it’s for them. Year after year it has been “refined” so that some hyper-racists have assigned certain meanings to it which get published in black-only magazines, on black-only TV and websites – to pretend that it is a “tradition” of some sort. And the lemmings just run right behind them, hyperventilating about it.

A holiday is supposed to have some real meaning. I have been watching this “holiday” form over the years, and it’s based on nothing and most of the people who “celebrate” it have no idea what it is. Nor do they care. They embrace it because it’s a “black” thing. That’s good enough.

The only thing that keeps it from being the “perfect” symbol for liberals is that no one is getting individually rich from it. Yet.

MGAP December 13, 2012 at 7:02 am

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A little Kwanzaa background – http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/huston/101224

Karmaa December 13, 2012 at 7:37 am

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That was interesting! Of note: the article says he WAS a member of a group called “Us” (as in opposite of them). The *official site* I linked below made several reference to Us, including this year’s theme: Kwanzaa, Us and the world…” and in a few other locations throughout the site. Always capitalized. I though it was typos (since there are many through the site), but apparently not. This “holiday” seems to be a front for a militant group. LOL. Good job Pelosi.

perlcat December 14, 2012 at 10:26 pm

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Sorry, they weren’t very clear. When they say kwanzaa means “something like” “fresh fruits of the harvest”, are they talking about the stuff you find in the supermarket, or are they referring to “fresh fruits of the bull”?

These guys that have been in America for generations wearing Swahili costumes remind me of the guys that celebrate the German culture by wearing traditional German clothing. I refuse to do that on account of the fact that I would look like a dumbass in lederhosen — clearly they do not fear that. They probably should. In the first place, how many of them can actually claim Swahili heritage — their ancestors may have been the Swahili’s mortal enemies?

Karmaa December 15, 2012 at 6:14 am

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Did you know that it is very offensive to real Africans who are in the US? Seriously, I used to work with a bunch of (very well-educated) Nigerians, and they thought that American blacks posing as Africans was offensive. Apparently there is a lot more to wearing traditional garb than we know – like that certain color patterns mean certain things, and certain styles are for certain “classes”. These people just tossing on whatever are as offensive as an American wearing a kilt with no desire to even KNOW what the fabric pattern means.

Not saying that American’s wearing kilts is offensive – because most Americans who would have the balls to do that know exactly what they are doing. It is genuine family history and tradition. The American blacks who wear the garb haven’t got a clue. Like so much in their lives, it is fake and phoney.

Oh, and just FYI – my Nigerian buddies HATE HATE HATE the term “African American”. They won’t use it even though it truly applies to them (or at least their children.)

flashingscotsman December 15, 2012 at 11:40 am
RobertW December 15, 2012 at 11:53 am

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idon’t do fb

karmaa a number 1 right on chicka

sa_rose December 17, 2012 at 10:04 am

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Its just a picture Robert. You don’t HAVE to do facebook to see it.

RobertW December 17, 2012 at 1:07 pm

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perlcat December 17, 2012 at 1:15 pm

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You got 404′ed? What webpage did you try to access: http://nancy_pelosi_has_ethics.com?

I coulda told you from the start that that was a fool’s errand.

RobertW December 17, 2012 at 1:42 pm

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rofl

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 11:54 am

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American
just like you and me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzW_7ANnHZI

sonny assassinated?
idk.

Porky Al Jimmydad December 13, 2012 at 5:57 am

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ROFL

Kwanzaa….10# of wet poop in a 5# paper bag!

I know what I would like to do to celebrate Kwanzaa. Hey, I wonder if some of their Muslim brothers would like to celebrate Kwanzaa? A nice big plate of chitlins would fix those followers of Mohammad up just fine – then a good dose of ‘Slims’ from the local heshee. I bet Nasty Nancy loves chitlins for Kwanzaa – an ethnic favorite, right behind watermelon and BBQ.

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 10:00 am

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Kwanzaa….10# of wet poop in a 5# paper bag! coffee time.

I know what I would like to do to celebrate Kwanzaa. Hey, I wonder if some of their Muslim brothers would like to celebrate Kwanzaa? A nice big plate of chitlins would fix those followers of Mohammad* up just fine – then a good dose of ‘Slims’ from the local heshee. I bet Nasty Nancy loves chitlins for Kwanzaa – an ethnic favorite, right behind watermelon and BBQ.**

*can’t call islamists pedophiles in the “new Army” of one.
one nation under God, but we gotta get back under the God.

*Juneteenth back home was fun. and don’t knock barbecuing in the snow! esp with real hickory chips… or mesquite even.

Sidekick December 13, 2012 at 5:58 am

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Karmaa December 13, 2012 at 6:09 am

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http://www.officialkwanzaawebsite.org/index.shtml

This is a SERIOUS holiday, folks! It’s a TRADITION! They speak Swahili. It’s African! How dare I mock it? I am an irreverent moron, I guess!

drb December 15, 2012 at 5:59 am

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Celebrating communism and the collective

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 6:06 am

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barbecuing in the snow

with buffalo chips?

reindeer droppings? LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hAUWyp0qzs

chestnuts roasting on an open fire
cuz that’s all we have left to eat

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 12:01 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grVVC6BgxK4
for my grandmother, and her grandmother, and her grandmother and hers as well.

justme December 13, 2012 at 6:12 am

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I think the point was paying for the stuff….how about don’t buy what you can’t afford?

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 7:47 am

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Racist.

sa_rose December 17, 2012 at 10:22 am

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That was my thought. And don’t charge everything so you HAVE a big bill at Christmas. Remember when banks used to have Christmas Clubs? They were short term saving accounts to save money throughout the year for Christmas. Around Christmas, the money was withdrawn for gifts and in January they started over. If you don’t have the money, don’t try to buy it!

KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 7:15 am

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No one in Africa knows what the heck Kwanzaa is. I spoke to many Ethiopians and Nigerians and South Africans and Egyptians and Moroccans not one of them knew what the heck Kwanzaa is. They know Christmas, they know Ramadan… Kwanzaa? :-/

Just want to point out that Pelosi is a white DEMOCRAT/LIBERAL/PROGRESSIVE saying this… Once again a WHITE so on and so forth saying this. This just proves my point, that when it comes to using race as a way to power (or to keep it) it is the white liberal democrat progressives that do it and they use Black people and Black culture to do it. The fools in the Black community that parrot the idiocy are tools. Pelosi did not need to say anything about something that in all reality most people in the Black community don’t know nor do. It is pathetic.

StrinaM December 13, 2012 at 8:32 am

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How DARE she leave out Festivus!!!

After all, it’s the holiday for the rest of us!

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 9:20 am

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Festivus for the rest of us! I remember that!

KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 2:10 pm

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What’s interesting about that is that Christmas is not exclusive. The purpose of it was to unite under a benign force. As the world become more secular, Christmas as actually being able to keep up! Anyone can actually celebrate or choose to not participate while having a holiday/day off work. Christmas is the only (that I know of) holiday that has a religious root/origin where it has a very distinctive and separate SECULAR side (Christmas tree has nothing in all reality to do with Christ, even though Santa Claus has his roots on a real person (Saint), he is OBVIOUSLY a secular depiction of the holiday, etc.) yet still link as tenously as one wants to the religious part of the holiday. So Christmas is for everyone. Those that do not want to participate don’t have to yet still enjoy the benefits of it.

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 2:27 pm

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BAH!
HUMBUG!!

sa_rose December 17, 2012 at 10:25 am

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The tree thing came from Germany as I remember, though there might be some tie in with the Druids and the Early Celts. The hymn The Holly and the Ivy refers to a “good” plant vs a “bad” plant in ancient beliefs.

KimmyQueen December 17, 2012 at 1:41 pm

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Yes the tree as we know it originated in Germany. It was Queen Victoria that made it popular after her husband brought it over to England. Alongside the tree also Christmas cards with family portraits and gifts under the tree. However with all of that said, in the end the tree and the decorations in of itself don’t have anything to with Christ. It is a very secular object in order to celebrate the winter season. Which is fine!!! I got no problem with that, in case the TDowners feel I was raggin on the tree. I wasn’t I was just posting that Christmas is not something that should make ANYONE feel unwelcomed to participate in. There is something for everyone.

RobertW December 17, 2012 at 2:05 pm

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pine tree
wreath
druidic tools utilized in sexually permissive/inclusive orgiastic pagan worship.

phallus and womb (edit) not so much the womb, as the receptacle for the phallus.) represented.

sometimes humans were sacrificed during these pagan rites, which, historians seem to agree, had to do with forcing their gods to make the world bloom again.

KimmyQueen December 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm

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Yeah I am not into that… That is why I applaud saints like St. Patrick doing all they can to change the cultures because a lot of these people involved were innocents and children and I am sure would have rather not participate in the disgusting and polluting behaviors of others.

I am not going to hate on Christmas trees or whatever though. My point is that those who are atheists or pagan or into the winter solstice or whatever can just do their thing and not hate on me because I want to celebrate the holiday as a religious one.

flashingscotsman December 13, 2012 at 8:52 am

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Admittedly, I’m not a member of the GOP. I’m not even registered to vote as a Republican. But she’s right. I have no concern whatsoever about people not being able to shop for Kwanzaa. I think perhaps she has no concern for it either.

Pandering?

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm

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you misspelled slandering.

flashingscotsman December 14, 2012 at 10:14 pm

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No, I forgot slandering.

Pandering and slandering.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 4:23 am

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not to mention glad-handering.

drb December 15, 2012 at 6:00 am

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LMAO at myself…read that as “gland-handling” at first.

flashingscotsman December 15, 2012 at 11:41 am

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Hooking up the brake lines on a semi-truck?

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 5:53 pm

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ala the hitcher
haur howell

GhostntheMachine December 15, 2012 at 7:30 pm

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Damn, I loved that movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455960/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
For the way it played out the psychological dynamics of the whole deal. Remember doing a rerun with the youngest and stopping at times and asking, “did you catch what he just did?”. Opened her eyes to manipulation in the real world.

Aside, first time I ever heard her curse, she said, “oh that bastard” under her breath and I lmao, knowing she ‘got’ it.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 7:44 pm
MDLION December 13, 2012 at 9:11 am

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“Is there no appreciation for the … Christmas holiday?”

From a woman whose Party is filled with Scrooges who are suing all over the place to get mangers that have been up for decades removed from public squares in a bow to Communism. Will San Fran Nancy’s office be filled with phone complaints because she actually said the word “Christmas” instead of just saying the generic “holidays” or “holiday” alone which the politically correct are trying to force on everyone?

MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

matthew s harrison December 13, 2012 at 9:39 am

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1: Nancy, you are one crazy bitch!
2: No one, and I mean no one gives a flying rat fuck about Kwanza
3: You bring me 3 people who celebrate Kwanza, and I’ll eat my hat
4: Its Christmas and Hanukkah time numbnuts-not fake holiday time.

Lastly, You put us here Nancy. You did this. You, harry, and the other brain surgeons on the hill. You are responsible for the fall of America. I hope you and your husband have a jet gassed to head to his company compound on guam, so that when the mobs with their torches and pitchforks come, you can make a quick get-a-way! Beyotch.

MGAP December 15, 2012 at 6:22 am

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Ehhhh. I still think you’re holding back. ;)

Karmaa December 15, 2012 at 6:27 am

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Mr. Harrison, you seem unhappy! May I suggest some green tea and yoga? It should put you into such a relaxed state that you won’t care anymore. Peace out!

whiskeyriver December 15, 2012 at 7:58 am

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No way Karmaa, we need more like Matthew. Over the years too many have kicked back, quit caring, and the politicians have taken advantage of it. The elected elite has screwed up our country and it’s time more people got mad.

Karmaa December 15, 2012 at 9:58 am

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Oh – I am right there with him! I was mocking the peace-niks. Though I actually drink green tea and do yoga… I had a freak heart attack a few years ago (when I was 40) so I try to keep my stress level down, lol.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 10:54 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIY5Vyj4YM

thhis was more than enuf for me to let off steam, mindfully

CO2Insanity December 13, 2012 at 9:53 am

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Nancy you have to be patient! I’m not done making your new broom yet! I have to make it before you can fly it.

tincan53 December 13, 2012 at 11:27 am

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Remember to make it for a rubber room. She is a patient in the biggest nuthouse in the world, the US Congress.

sa_rose December 17, 2012 at 10:32 am

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The perfect example of the inmates running the asylum!

Jim Stewart December 13, 2012 at 11:36 am

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Which day of the week-long celebration of Kwanzaa do you get to shoot whitey?

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 12:39 pm

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everyday is killwhitey day at kwanzaa time… eat the rich buffet starts at six on 3rd day, except where ramadan is enforced.

danybhoy December 14, 2012 at 7:35 am

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Key word – ENFORCED

Elrond Hubbard December 13, 2012 at 11:40 am

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Those damned Republicans, keeping Christians, Jews and Kwanzaa celebrants from doing their holiday shopping. But Nacy and the Democrats will make sure that holiday shopping becomes another entitlement.

ooddballz December 13, 2012 at 2:18 pm

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Can you even buy a kwanzaa present on an EBT card?

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 2:33 pm

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now cut that out!

(edit) wassail you! monkey farmer.

Progressive Hemrrhoid December 13, 2012 at 4:20 pm

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I just heard the perfect name for this delusional wrinkled up old hag with a god complex. Florance Gump !!!!!!

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 4:51 pm

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you’ve come the closest to actually evoking bile from my stomach, into my mouth, for get the vom it. forget the gas eeee uss vapours preceding said bile…
though, sir, and i tip my hat…. heck i very nearly tipped my esophageael food tube expulsions.

gag me wid a spoon already

fughedabowdid

GhostntheMachine December 13, 2012 at 5:46 pm

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For those lucky enough not have too much light pollution and clear skies,

http://www.maggiesnotebook.com/2012/12/geminid-meteor-shower-is-underway/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Great show in you can catch it, going out around midnight w/ a cup of decaf and just sit for a while.

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 5:58 pm

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decaf?

ptoooie!
(edit) get a rope!
(edit2) i keel heem
many times now. ty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuCvFdrWPg

GhostntheMachine December 13, 2012 at 6:39 pm

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Midnight, winding down not up. Besides that it’s instant, thing’s been in the cabinet at least a year, still half full. Darby told me to drink more beer.

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 7:34 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a_yhkH5jjw

as bender b. rodriguez say
bite
my
shiny
metal
azz
sir.

flashingscotsman December 14, 2012 at 10:18 pm

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It was in the low thirties, but the lady and I took a stroll up to the local lake and watched for a while. It wasn’t much. Maybe I just got spoiled from my years in the desert.

drb December 15, 2012 at 6:13 am

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I said fluids, then you said beer, and I said sometimes *a* beer is good for ya. Not exactly the same thing there ghosty.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 11:50 am

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lol a beer?

is it rationing your doin’ now darby me lass?

drb December 15, 2012 at 12:04 pm

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nope…he’s grown, he can make his own decisions…*a* beer can help flush out the kidneys…That’s what we were talkin’ ’bout…but bless your heart, thanks for spectlating.

whiskeyriver December 15, 2012 at 8:03 am

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Beer works for me. Even decaf works if you add a very generous amount of Hot Damn schnapps.

Not so silent December 13, 2012 at 10:44 pm

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I thought Kwanza was the Ethiopian airline???? The proud bird with the cast iron tail…..Do you serve Chinese food? We serve everybody food…..We are gonna have some turbulence…I’ll take an onion…..Lets see if anyone can remember who did that comedy routine…..

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 11:01 pm

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john candy steve martin planes trains and automobiles?????

lol wait… trick question

john candy died b4 kwanzaa

Not so silent December 14, 2012 at 10:31 am

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Hudson and Landry, “Ajax Airlines”……

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 4:05 am

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did some research
lmao.

deepthinker December 14, 2012 at 5:58 pm

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Do the research about this made up bull shit holiday. It will repulse you. Plastic Nancy wants to do anything to hide the fact that barry cant do any thing with out messing it up.