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San Francisco nudists rise again. Last time they marched in the Castro District where they ordinarily like to… er, hang out. This time they rallied at City Hall itself to protest the proposed municipal ban on public nakedness. According to their attorney, nudists shouldn’t be exposed to “nudophobic bigotry.”

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mojo November 15, 2012 at 11:13 am

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Have your pepper spray handy, and don’t be shy about using it. Aim for the mucous membranes.

whiskeyriver November 15, 2012 at 2:08 pm

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Like hell I will, I would aim for the gonads! A liberal dose of pepper spray or mace and you would see more hoppin’ and floppin’ than can be seen at a rabbit race!

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 4:56 pm

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or if you’re into saving money, you could use a water-uzi filled with icy hot, or rather, ben-gay.
longer range and better accuracy, and if you used rechargeable batteries the greenies’d be on your side too, well, not the faggreens but the marquis de sade-i-phile greens.

poppajoe49 November 16, 2012 at 7:51 am

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TASER EM’!!!

KimmyQueen November 15, 2012 at 11:30 am

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Everytime there is bad leadership, especially at the highest levels the freaks come out to play. Read the Bible, read history again and again. It is all there. Whenever the people seek to follow a bad leader (bad government)* bad things happen and those that do not seek to follow will get steamrolled.

*Bad=Immoral=Unethical=Evil=ETC

RIM November 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm

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There’s a very big earthquake coming.

sa_rose November 15, 2012 at 10:31 pm

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Not coming fast enough.

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 10:58 pm

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that’s what she… naw, again, too ez. :)

Ruben November 15, 2012 at 11:31 am

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Wow. I never considered a wheel chair to be a “Flab-alanche Zone” until seeing Mr. Gravity Moobs in that photo.

JPTravis November 15, 2012 at 12:07 pm

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Yeah, generally getting around in a non-electric wheelchair develops some upper body strength. Maybe the guy isn’t really disabled… maybe he’s merely dishabille.

poppajoe49 November 16, 2012 at 6:43 pm

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Not to mention that he doesn’t look old enough to have moobs.

Ruben November 15, 2012 at 12:18 pm

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Actually, I took another look at that photo and, given the obvious condition of atrophy in his legs, this fellow is in all likelihood a paralytic of some degree and, despite our philosophical differences, didn’t deserve my snide remark.

I could have said a lot of other things but remarking about his physical condition was in poor taste.

mojo November 15, 2012 at 12:45 pm

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Even when he shoves his physical condition in your face?

I don’t think so.

Navyvet2 November 15, 2012 at 11:38 am

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Yawn. Just another usual day in Commiefornia. Gee, I wonder why none of these “people” have jobs? I just can’t figure that out.

JPTravis November 15, 2012 at 12:08 pm

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“Gee, I wonder why none of these “people” have jobs?”

Even serving Big Macs is out. Nobody wants a Big Mac from a naked guy.

poppajoe49 November 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm

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Sorry, I won’t buy meat from a naked guy.

Elrond Hubbard November 15, 2012 at 11:48 am

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Talk about white skin privlege! Not much diversity in that parade, just honky exhibitionists insisting you pay attention to them. It’s not about freedom, it’s about imposing a lifestyle on you and forcing you to accept it.

These naked bozos would never march into a minority neigborhood where they would get the ass kicking they richly deserve.

CO2Insanity November 15, 2012 at 11:59 am

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Thanks for ruining my lunch.

drb November 15, 2012 at 12:05 pm

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I should’ve known JP was “behind” this story.

JPTravis November 15, 2012 at 12:13 pm

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Hey, I thought I displayed remarkable restraint, given all the possibilities. I could barely contain myself.

drb November 15, 2012 at 12:16 pm

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You could barely contain yourself? Next time put on some big boy pants…teehee

JPTravis November 15, 2012 at 3:46 pm

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I would reply butt I don’t want to look like a weenie.

drb November 15, 2012 at 4:44 pm

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too late…you’ve already been exposed.

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 4:58 pm

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overall, i’m thinkin they’re being rather cheeky.

drb November 15, 2012 at 5:10 pm

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Just as any card carrying smart@ss would be…especially under a full moon. (^^^^which we are ^^^^)

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 6:52 pm

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I’m thinkin a psychologist needs to analyze these goons

sa_rose November 15, 2012 at 10:35 pm

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You don’t need a shrink. They are immature, narcissistic exhibitionists who insist everyone change to do things their way due to an underlying lack of confidence in themselves, and doubts about their intrinsic value as adults. There is your psychological diagnosis.

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 10:59 pm

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so, sorry for the thought pic but, where’s barry then?

ooddballz November 15, 2012 at 12:22 pm

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My shrink just ordered a new yacht, ’cause it’s gonna take YEARS of therapy
to get these images outta my brain.

poppajoe49 November 16, 2012 at 6:47 pm

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I have a simple and much cheaper solution………….

http://www.playboy.com

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 12:30 pm

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righteous indignation

HA, nothing about this is righteous. they wanna be nude, fine, require them to be nude, completely nude, no shoes, no glasses, prescription or otherwise, no hats, no shelter, no wheelchairs, as that wheelchair covers some of their skank-skin, 364.25/24/7.
and sequester them to a specific locale.

ooddballz November 15, 2012 at 12:52 pm

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and sequester them to a specific locale…..City hall, or ANYWHERE within a 2block local of any MLK street works for me

Not so silent November 15, 2012 at 2:06 pm

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Oh my God….My eyes….My Eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CO2Insanity November 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm

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Wait until they all go to court and the bailiff says “All rise.”

JPTravis November 15, 2012 at 4:47 pm

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I doubt they’ll respond to the subpenis.

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 4:57 pm
Progressive Hemrrhoid November 15, 2012 at 5:54 pm

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Wow, what a wasted business opportunity we have here. A person could make a killing selling sun screen to these freaks.

flashingscotsman November 15, 2012 at 6:18 pm

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Long as they don’t want me to apply it.

deepthinker November 15, 2012 at 6:12 pm

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Why is it that those who should keep their cloths on take them off and parade around naked.

flashingscotsman November 15, 2012 at 6:20 pm

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I don’t know about these guys, but there were some nekkid girls dancing late Saturday night at the faire in Fresno, and they were VERY nice to look at. Especially with the temps dipping towards freezing. Alcohol will make people do some weird stuff.

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 7:04 pm

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curious to know flashing:
In all your ren faire rovings, have you had the opportunity to enjoy the Ded Bob show?

flashingscotsman November 18, 2012 at 5:38 pm

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I saw Ded Bob at a faire in Michigan. But that was after the original guy starting selling franchises. “Ventriloquists” with masks over their heads to cover the fact that their lips are moving don’t do much for me. The skeleton had some good lines, though.

These guys here are some of my favorite faire entertainers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnclz8A4WFs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V09I5ZEOC0Q

poppajoe49 November 18, 2012 at 8:31 pm

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Flash, did you ever see the Mud Show?
I think that was what it was called.
Went to the Ren Fair in upstate NY one year, and those guys were hilarious.

RobertW November 18, 2012 at 9:24 pm

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i’ve seen that moonie guy, in Houston.

GhostntheMachine November 15, 2012 at 10:40 pm

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A bit nippy in Fresno? Brrr.

flashingscotsman November 18, 2012 at 5:38 pm

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Yes, the girls were very nipply. Oh, wait. Nippy. Yes, it was that too.

JPTravis November 15, 2012 at 6:33 pm

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Don’t be nudophobic. You sound like an angry clothed white man.

sa_rose November 15, 2012 at 10:38 pm

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Why can’t people understand that everything hangin out is generally not attractive? And for those who are, it is a temporary condition? Clothes are there not only to protect OUR eyes, but to cover those littel *huge* imperfections no one wants to see. Like you belly, your drooping boobs or your dangling package!

GhostntheMachine November 15, 2012 at 10:43 pm

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Nice moobs. (why I went on a diet long ago, after my youngest said it one time in passing with no malice)

6 November 2012 November 16, 2012 at 11:37 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

It is the only way to be sure.

RobertW November 16, 2012 at 6:16 pm

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/DavyCrockettBomb.jpg/750px-DavyCrockettBomb.jpg

set it up at the Presidio, with luck, any fallout will end up on oakland.

(edit) but then one would have a bunch of black people running around screaming about how the white ppl are poisoning them.

(edit x 2) but then purveyors of fine cocoa butter could make a killin’ selling their product to the folk concerned about ashy elbows.

RobertW November 18, 2012 at 1:25 am

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