For god’s sake, man, is there no morality left in the world? Now Sports Illustrated has admitted that its swimsuit issue actually included models who had been (gasp) enhanced with PhotoShop.
This is such shocking news, such a remarkable revelation, that we must pause to gather our senses about us.
OK, we’re back.
This is truly investigative reporting at its finest. Reporters demanded to know if it were true that tats had been removed from Indy driver Danica Patrick’s lower back. In a real Perry Mason moment, the SI spokesperson ‘fessed up and admitted that, yes, Patrick had been “cleaned up” with a little PhotoShop work. He called it “natural beauty.”
Why, next thing you know, some lunatic will try to tell us that these girls have had boob jobs.
But we’re not buying it. Because we know natural beauty when we see it.