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Time magazine considering Sandra Fluke for 2012 Person of the Year. This is how we measure greatness now: if a woman flagrantly lies on national TV during a sham congressional hearing while implying that she has extramarital sex so frequently that 3,000 condoms are needed to get her through three years of law school… well, that warrants national recognition. Barf amongst yourselves.

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Ruben November 26, 2012 at 8:59 pm

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If Fluke wins, she should take a self-congratulatory trip to Hawaii. At least there she’ll finally get leid.

danybhoy November 27, 2012 at 4:37 am

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No way. If you are a chick, & you have look like Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20, you ain’t getting much action.

poppajoe49 November 27, 2012 at 5:02 am

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You need to pay attention to the spelling. It was intentional.
When you arrive in Hawaii, you get a flower Lei, aka getting leid.

poppajoe49 November 26, 2012 at 9:27 pm

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The only way she’d need 3000 condoms to get through 3 years of college, would be if she worked her way through school as a porn actress, in the worst, lowest grossing, porn movies in history.

RobertW November 27, 2012 at 6:27 am

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while barry’s expression is highly grossing.

imo they are both, and pardon the language ladies,
spunky little c*nts.

Alien November 26, 2012 at 9:47 pm

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that would be very small/myopic of them, methinks.. I’d been thinking Malala Yousafzai deserves.. She is brave as f-ck

but I am preparing for our robotic overlords as well, and from my summer home on the Red Planet, i can see they added @MarsCuriosity to the poll, too. A quandary..

Fenster314 November 26, 2012 at 10:46 pm

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With magazines like “Time”, prizes aren’t about the people who win them, it’s all about the agenda that’s being pushed. Fluke award = hooray for free condoms, abortion on demand and politically dead Republicans.
=Akins & Mourdock

Geoff B November 27, 2012 at 2:58 am

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If they were smart they would make their subscriber the Person of the Year.

poppajoe49 November 27, 2012 at 4:48 am

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All one of them?

operanerd1986 November 27, 2012 at 9:17 am

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They actually did that in 2006 (http://ti.me/W9U4Sd) when they made the person of the year “You.” The front cover had a mirror on it.

flashingscotsman November 27, 2012 at 5:39 pm

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I would have been offended to see my likeness on the cover of that magazine.

Geoff B November 28, 2012 at 1:12 am

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Lol! I knew you guys would get it.

Geoff B November 27, 2012 at 2:37 am

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The biggest news is that Time magazine still exists. Haven’t heard anything about it in years.

Karmaa November 27, 2012 at 3:44 am

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Here’s MY candidate for person-of-the-year: http://tinyurl.com/c5ahboe A brave woman who stood up for what was right, defending the law, defending her children’s future – despite being targeted by evil monsters, and not being protected or supported by her government!

Maria Santos Gorrostieta – may you rest in peace. May your spiritual journey be more peaceful than your life on earth!

And Time magazine? May you burn with shame for picking that shallow, disgusting, lying bag of sleaze, instead of someone who actually stood for something.

Edit: Ouch! Linked wrong article on first attempt. If anyone read it, it made NO sense at all! It was about a Mexican beauty queen who was killed by drug lords. Too bad. As they say, if you lay down with dogs, you get fleas. THAT one is almost “good riddance”. It’s a shame though. She was kind of pretty. http://tinyurl.com/cj6ocwk I think the HEROINE Maria was much prettier though.

Plainsman November 27, 2012 at 3:52 am

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God Bless Maria. She has crossed over the River and now dwells in the Beautiful City on the hill. Thanks for this Karmaa.

tincan53 November 27, 2012 at 8:28 am

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Ms. Gorrostieta is a real hero and should be EVERYONE’s person of the year. May she rest in peace.

Big Al November 27, 2012 at 5:30 am

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A manatee would look good riding her though it could do better.

charpaddy November 27, 2012 at 6:22 am

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Manatees are cute, if big. I don’t think any manatee with any self respect would ever have anything to do with her. (well, except for the pimp manatees)

Sandy “Fluke” always looks so sweaty and just, nasty, to me. She is a slut always, a lady never. What a disgusting piece of trash.

Apparently pimping yourself out is now considered courageous. Rush was right. She is a slut, and has gone WAY beyond her 15 minutes of fame.

poppajoe49 November 27, 2012 at 7:53 am

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Quickly approaching 45 minutes, it’s getting real old.

Alien November 27, 2012 at 10:49 am

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there’s something about that simple sentence which cracked me up.. demands a photoshop and a caption

StrinaM November 27, 2012 at 6:42 am

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I’d agree if they were considering her for person of the year…. Most infamous and overblown addition.

CO2Insanity November 27, 2012 at 7:52 am

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I would have thought that Larry Flint would have picked her for Hustler Magazines Slut of the Century.

RKae November 27, 2012 at 8:04 am

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They laud and magnify Sandra the Slut…

…and they have the nerve to call a fetus a parasite!

matthew s harrison November 27, 2012 at 8:21 am

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Time Magazine(or time online, cause the mag is dead) has once again lowered the bar of journalism to a place never before imagined.
God help this country, when misanthropes and moochers are considered at all interesting or important. The death of America is truly upon us.

Elrond Hubbard November 27, 2012 at 8:36 am

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So “Time” magazine is still published, who knew?

“Time’s” possible selection of Sandra Fluke as “Person of the Year” is just the Left’s way of gloating and giving Republicans and conservatives a post-election poke in the eye.

Actually, I thought the fictional “Julia” would win, she’s the poster girl for modern liberal Democrat feminism.

marcomom November 27, 2012 at 8:38 am

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This confirms a new low for even Time magazine. About time that rag went the way of Newsweek. Looks like if you screw like a bunny and are too stupid to find your own birth control…then, you too can be a non-celebrity with this administration and Time mag. Wake up people!

wright November 27, 2012 at 9:44 am

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Hawaii? She’ll have to stay out of Germany. They just passed a law that you can’t have sex with an animal.

mojo November 27, 2012 at 10:11 am

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“Brave”?

My ass; This is BRAVE.

Alien November 27, 2012 at 10:25 am

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indeed, though i’ve been leaning towards the girl fighting against the silly Taliban.. its a tough call though

Not so silent November 27, 2012 at 10:51 am

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Ahhhh A participation prize for being prostitute of the year….Time is still keeping up it’s standards I see….Wonder if in return she lays the whole editorial board of Time?

flashingscotsman November 27, 2012 at 5:49 pm

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Only if there is a good supply of taxpayer provided condoms.

I'm With STUPID November 27, 2012 at 11:24 am

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This a pretty strong indicator that TIME is trying to grab a headline while sucking up by supporting the lefts minions and try to make amends for going up against democrats in the campaign at times to get back in good faith and get future exclusives.

I'm With STUPID November 27, 2012 at 12:27 pm

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GQ: Michelle Obama among “The Least Influential People of 2012″

I'm With STUPID November 27, 2012 at 12:42 pm

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I hope Sandra Fluke wins Time’s Person of the Year. The nation needs SOME kind of wake up call. The election, apparently, wasn’t enough.

Not so silent November 27, 2012 at 9:59 pm

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Well remember Time also once picked Adolph Hitler as man of the year, so their choices are not the brightest…..

Extirpates November 27, 2012 at 1:34 pm

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Just when you thought they were down and out, [Waste of ] TIME reaches into the rectum and pulls out another one. Unfortunately for them it doesn’t look any different than last one they pulled out, which is why circulation will cease December 31.

perlcat November 27, 2012 at 2:28 pm

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I heard that Obama wants to have the Postal Service honor her with a special issue postage stamp. Calling it the “Tramp Stamp”.
[rimshot]

ooddballz November 29, 2012 at 4:46 am

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It would have to be self adhering, no one would lick it.

poppajoe49 November 29, 2012 at 5:50 am

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It actually might be a big seller in the lesbian community, just not the self sticking one.

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 27, 2012 at 6:28 pm

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Sandra Fluke only made it onto Time magazine because a quality Magazine like Hustler said no.

greatj November 27, 2012 at 7:08 pm

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Fluke is a propaganda,misinformation,’war on women’ operation that was hatched in the White House by Anita Dunn who spent all day making up lying plots for Obama and the Democratic party.Dunn even got Fluke to give a speech at the Democratic convention and is her lawyer.This piece of trash Fluke is a disgrace.

I'm With STUPID November 28, 2012 at 3:24 am

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Looks like Sandra could afford to get some new fake boobies.

poppajoe49 November 28, 2012 at 4:32 am

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EWWW, Ick!

davidintexas November 28, 2012 at 12:11 pm

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If Time Magazine actually does this, they really should replace all windows with bullet-proof glass.

drb November 28, 2012 at 1:01 pm

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Why? Are you going to do something? What’s with the tough show?

Not so silent November 28, 2012 at 1:31 pm

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I can understand his anger, but the outright threats are going to get him a visit from some guys in suits who have no sense of humor. David just a piece of advice, every thread you post on aims toward violence, Hell I am unhappy with all the crap going on to, but tone it down son, Theres creative ways to be angry without threatening or suggesting someone needs to be killed.

Alien November 28, 2012 at 11:07 pm

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could be trolling.. can’t remember him being around before? But I’m MIA a lot

Not so silent November 28, 2012 at 11:17 pm

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I don’t remember him either….but everyday new faces show up….

drb November 29, 2012 at 3:41 am

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He’s been around a short while…this has been the most he has posted in a single day. Maybe he went off his meds or something cuz I don’t remember him being so over the top in his posts prior to these.

poppajoe49 November 29, 2012 at 5:49 am

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You’re right drb. He has posted here occasionally, but has been more reasonable in the past.
Perhaps the JD got to him?

drb November 29, 2012 at 7:29 am

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Awe, Fweetness…you do still luvs me! :)

poppajoe49 November 29, 2012 at 7:30 am

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I was beginning to think he was gay for me!

drb November 29, 2012 at 7:40 am

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Maybe he swings both ways?? HAHA…Yes Fweetness I’m joking.

RobertW November 29, 2012 at 4:57 am

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I concur. Seems the time has long passed for these disgusting purveyors of filth and sewage to hide from those who’d bring morality back to this country, at the point of a weapon if needs be. They’re a cancer. And suggesting they bulletproof their windows is no more threatening than say, oh, idk, hoping for a huge quake, or landslide to wipe somebody out. Or a punch in the throat with a .357 round. Or any number of other violent means proposed on this board my many, to the end that the disgustoids will cease to flaunt their various perversions.

my 2 cents.