10. While American women want their men to be more powerful than a locomotive, they are not so fond of them being faster than a speeding bullet.
9. He was afraid he’d be caught lighting Cuban cigars with his x-ray vision.
8. Impossible to find a phone booth in the United States anymore.
7. Drunken bet with Aquaman. Barely remembers getting a tattoo of Wonder Woman on ass, too.
6. To avoid all those odd passport questions about his foreskin.
5. This “Citizen of the World” thing is a great line for picking up hippy chicks.
4. Lois Lane just converted to Islam.
3. Getting an American birth certificate is a bitch!
2. There are certain parts of Berlin where no one judges you for wearing calf high boots or your underwear on the outside of your pants.
1. He’s tired of people asking him if he can see Sarah Palin’s house from the Fortress of Solitude.
– Contributors: Sven Waring, JJJRO
