Conservatives are constantly told how unsophisticated they are. That they’re rubes. Bumpkins. Recent refugees from turnip trucks.
Well, listen here, you liberal city slickers. You can keep your sophistication, if that’s what they call it over at Vanity Fair magazine these days.
The current issue features an interview with MSBNC host Rachel Maddow. It’s probably the most bizarre interview ever conducted by a major publication. We’ll just tease you with this bizarre exchange:
Vanity Fair: Miss “Cable Queen,” as Vogue calls you, do you suffer from any paraphilia?
Maddow: Paraphilia?
Vanity Fair: Listen to this saucy pedant. Paraphilia is having a rare erotic fetish. Perhaps you may indulge in eproctophilia?
Maddow: Duh?
Vanity Fair: Darling! Eproctophiliacs are those sexually turned on by farts and farting!
Maddow: That word actually exists?
As you can see, we are simply not smart enough, not sophisticated enough, not freakin’ loony enough to be good leftists.
Bumpkins of the world unite!
Source: Vanity Fair
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from the article:
“Smart oozes from your every pore; it is sometimes too intimidating for G.W. to even watch The Rachel Maddow Show. ”
Surely, they are just mocking her, right?
“Smart oozes….?” Maybe that’s like that stuff that trickled down Chris Mathews’ head because there doesn’t seem much ’smart’ left in EITHER of them!
All the people at MSNBC are sick in the head. I am neither Republican or Democract and I will stay that way. People who would vote for the complete FRAud in the White House should be locked up for your own safety and everyone else.