Why is everyone staring at Michelle Obama’s lap?

by editor on May 7, 2010

Michelle Obama lap

The scene was last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. A crowd gathers to stare at Michelle Obama’s lap.

Our theory about what they’re staring at explained below.

It’s pretty well known that Michelle wears the pants in the White House. Now we think we know why.

In the words of Mrs. IHateTheMedia.com Editor, “Oh, my god. Looks like man candy to me.”

Michelle Obama bulge

Michelle Obama penis

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Chuck May 7, 2010 at 7:17 am

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Michele Obama… Ray Finkle/Lois Einhorn!

Administrator May 7, 2010 at 7:19 am

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Can someone with a Reddit account go an post this over there — those lefties there will be so torn on whether to laugh or to get pissed. I can’t post of there, I’m sort of “soft-banned.” But I’d like to see it drive them crazy. Same with Digg, by the way.

CO2Insanity May 7, 2010 at 7:44 am

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Man they REALLY don’t like you at Digg. Media censorhship at its best.

“This URL has been reported by users to be in violation of Digg’s Terms of Use and cannot be submitted at this time. Please refer to our Terms of Use (digg.com/tou) for more information.”

Another reason “I Hate the Media”

Administrator May 7, 2010 at 8:20 am

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I’d sure like to know what it violated, specifically. If ayone finds out, let us know.

Normally, all our articles get in, but then the Digg “bury patrol” buries us en masse at around 150 Diggs.

I just went to Digg and searched for the word “penis.” There are 7338 of articles with pretty provocative titles. So, I guess the answer that will never be articulated is that we are making fun of The Greatest First Lady in the History of the World. I’m sure they were very kind to the previous First Lady (and her husband) as well over there.

If you guys really want to get back at them, please ReTweet this as much as you can here, where there is still Free Speech:

http://twitter.com/ihatethemedia/status/13550750608

Administrator May 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm

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Contacted Digg, it’s working now:

http://digg.com/d31QWAL

doug May 7, 2010 at 7:57 am

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DIGG is about liberals trying to control information. Stupid liberals!

Ruben May 7, 2010 at 8:23 am

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I can’t decide if MO’s figure is more like a bowling pin or a pear. Both? I think her face is cute and she has a winning smile, though. From the neck up, she’s a winner in my book.

tbone_03 May 10, 2010 at 9:22 am

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uhhh you meant weiner right? she (loosely defined) is a weiner in your book is what you meant to say right Che?

Ruben May 10, 2010 at 10:07 am

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WEINER! Great touch, tbone, that”s hilarious!

CurtisHx May 7, 2010 at 10:10 am

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Soo….does this mean Barrack has the mangina?

Pittsburgh Z May 7, 2010 at 11:12 am

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Independent Conservative May 7, 2010 at 12:41 pm

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Quick… call Homeland Security! There’s a suspicious package in the White House!

Big Al May 7, 2010 at 1:42 pm

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She was showing how to put a condom on.

Greg May 7, 2010 at 3:32 pm

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It’s Bush’s fault!

Editor May 7, 2010 at 4:11 pm

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It’s faulty bush.

doug May 7, 2010 at 3:46 pm

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Greg, that is the winning caption!

USN-RETIRED May 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm

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Hey. Mic. How’s it hanging?

Could lead to being remembered as the well-hung First ‘Lady’. Although, it could just be a wardrobe malfunction – jockstrap slipped? Ooohh, I’m so mean. Guess it’s a flashback to my Dem days before I had a brain implant.

EZBurns May 7, 2010 at 6:01 pm

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The consensus from the Estrogen committee, after much study and discussion, is that Michelle wears pads and belts instead of tampons.

Honestly, it’s so TMI I’d rather she had a penis.

tracycolorado May 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm

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” Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat ” ” remember tricks are for kids “

culmt May 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm

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i told you i was the one with balls in this family!!!!!!

oldwolves May 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm

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In the words of Austin Powers…
“She’s a man, baby!”

Susan May 10, 2010 at 8:37 pm

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I have never been convinced that Michelle is actually a woman.

DJ May 11, 2010 at 8:27 am

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It’s obviously a tube of lipstick or a tampon, but good grief, she’s not 13 and should know that those things go in a purse or a coat pocket…NOT in a skin tight pocket, front or back for all the world to see!

cuthean August 22, 2010 at 6:43 pm

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It’s not that she has a vestigial penis, but rather a thick 8 inch clit that she pees through……while standing. It is better known in the medical community as a gorilla vulva.

KimmyQueen August 23, 2010 at 11:23 am

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EWWW gross!!!!

jhenry January 21, 2011 at 11:31 am

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that nappy headed “HO” would stink a dog off a gut wagon

ATG July 3, 2011 at 1:44 pm

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She got a little smokey?

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