Why is everyone staring at Michelle Obama’s lap?

The scene was last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. A crowd gathers to stare at Michelle Obama’s lap. Our theory about what they’re staring at explained in this post.

Michelle Obama lap

The scene was last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. A crowd gathers to stare at Michelle Obama’s lap.

Our theory about what they’re staring at explained below.

It’s pretty well known that Michelle wears the pants in the White House. Now we think we know why.

In the words of Mrs. IHateTheMedia.com Editor, “Oh, my god. Looks like man candy to me.”

Michelle Obama bulge

Michelle Obama penis

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