This guy is a genius until you take away his Teleprompter. When he ad libs he’s more like Elmo Lincoln than Abraham Lincoln.
(Trust us, this is a much funnier line if you actually know who Elmo Lincoln was. Look him up.)
Here President Obama inspiring America by telling us that we need to “build stuff and invent stuff.”
This is, of course, in the grand tradition of FDR, who is famous for saying, “The only stuff we have is stuff itself” and JFK, who is famous for saying, “Ask not what your stuff can do for you. Ask what you can do for your stuff.”
And, of course, in the tradition of IHateTheMedia.com, which says, “Stuff it, President Obama.”
