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Sharpton calls for postage stamp honoring accused child molester

Reverend Al showed up at South L.A.’s First A.M.E. Church on Sunday and demanded a U.S. postage stamp honoring Michael Jackson. And while he was on a roll, he demanded a national day of mourning, too.

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Here’s a mathematical formula that’s as accurate as Pythagorean Theorem: Black person in news + TV cameras = Al Sharpton must be around here somewhere

Which brings us directly to the recently departed accused child molester Michael Jackson.

Reverend Al showed up at South L.A.’s First A.M.E. Church on Sunday and demanded a U.S. postage stamp honoring Michael Jackson. And while he was on a roll, he demanded a national day of mourning, too.

This one will be harder to pull of than Tawana Brawley’s bra, because the U.S. Postal Service says commemorative stamps can’t even be considered until five years after the subject passes on to their greater reward.

There is one exception, but that won’t help the accused child molester. Deceased U.S. Presidents have traditionally been honored with a stamp released on their birthdays following the date of their deaths.

Prior to issuing the Elvis Presley stamp back in the early 90s, the US Postal Service held a nationwide vote to determine if the public wanted the stamp to show the fat Elvis or the skinny Elvis.

They’ll probably hold a similar competition with the Jackson stamp, but it will be far more complex. Do you want the black Michael or the white Michael? Curly hair or straight hair? With chimpanzee or little boy?

Source: KTLA.com

Obama lies about where he met his wife. Why?

Barack Obama lied to the graduating class at the New Economic School in Moscow, when he told them he meet Michelle at Hardvard Law. They met at law firm Sidney & Austin.

Barack Obama lied to the graduating class at the New Economic School in Moscow yesterday when he said:

"Pssst, Michelle. If anyone asks, remember to say we met at Harvard."
"Pssst, Michelle. If anyone asks, remember to say we met at Harvard."

“Congratulations to the entire class of 2009. Congratulations to you. I don’t know if anybody else will meet their future wife or husband in class like I did, but I’m sure you’ll all going to have wonderful careers.”

What’s the lie?

He didn’t meet the future Mrs. Obama at Harvard Law School. In fact, they weren’t even at Harvard Law School at the same time. She graduated in 1988, but he didn’t graduated until 1991.

Where did they really meet?

A thousand miles from Harvard. In The Audacity of Hope, Obama’s best-selling memoir, he says, “I met Michelle in the summer of 1988, while we were both working at Sidley & Austin, a large corporate law firm based in Chicago. Although she is three years younger than me, Michelle was already a practicing lawyer, having attended Harvard Law straight out of college. I had just finished my first year at law school and had been hired as a summer associate.”

Why would the President lie about where they met?

Guilt by association. According to Wikipedia.com, “From 1984 to 1988, (unrepentant terrorist Bernadine) Dohrn was employed by the prestigious Chicago law firm Sidley Austin. She was hired by Howard Trienens, the head of the firm at that time, who knew Thomas G. Ayers, the father of Dohrn’s husband. “We often hire friends,” Trienens told a reporter for the Chicago Tribune. However, Dohrn had not been admitted to the New York or Illinois bar. She passed the New York bar exam but had not submitted an application to the New York Supreme Court’s Committee on Character and Fitness. She also passed the Illinois bar, but was turned down by the Illinois ethics committee because of her criminal record.”

Our theory: Obama never thought anyone would connect the dots between unrepentant terrorists Bill Ayers and his equally unrepentant wife Bernadine Dohrn. In fact, it’s likely that he never thought they’d become a campaign issue.

So even though Obama’s memoirs tell the truth about where he met his wife, he now sees a need to re-write history. His own history, that is.

Source: Gateway Pundit

Uh-oh. Black Republicans demand apology
from racist Democrats

The National Black Republican Association (all twelve members) believe the President should apologize to them for the Democrat Party’s long, sordid history of racism.

Lyndon Johnson led the Great Society. Barack Obama leads the Great Big Apology Society.

So it’s only natural that the National Black Republican Association (all twelve members) believe the President should apologize to them for the Democrat Party’s long, sordid history of racism.

They call the Democrat Party “the party of the four S’s: Slavery, Secession, Segregation, and now Socialism.” And they want President Obama to issue that apology ASAP.

“The Democratic Party Owes Blacks an Apology” by Chairman Frances Rice, explains their reasoning.

As the Examiner reports: The NBRA is not asking this of our government, our country, American citizens, nor the Republican Party. They are asking it solely from the Democrat Party. Further, they ask Democrats to stop “issuing unwarranted apologies on behalf of America, while simultaneously using racial politics for partisan political gain.”

The black Republicans put the blame for America’s racial problems right square on the shoulders of the Democrat Party. They believe the Democrat Party socialist policies actually harm blacks instead of helping them.

We consider this demand for an apology racist and discriminatory because it excludes white Republicans from receiving the apology they’re owed by Democrats.

So on behalf of white Republicans, we demand an apology for Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Jimmy Carter. Especially Jimmy Carter.

We’re waiting.

Source: Examiner.com via Bluegrass Pundit

When reporters attack: White House press rebels over Gibbs’ gibberish

So-called Town Hall meetings have always been a farce. Same with Obama’s idea of “transparency.” Now reporters are even starting to complain.

So-called Town Hall meetings have always been a farce. Same with Obama’s idea of “transparency.” Now reporters are even starting to complain.

Absent the pretense of a campaign “debate” platform, Town Hall meetings are now merely infomercials. Pure propaganda. Filled with hack partisan activists and axe-grinders who have nothing better to do than ask pre-approved questions. Unless it’s your job to report on these charades, you shouldn’t be watching them.

But it seems the media lapdogs are growing restless. Some in the White House press corps are no longer content to be the Obama administration’s public relations pep squad.

Helen Thomas has covered every president since Lincoln, er… Kennedy. Anyway, she’s old enough to know better and to resent the spoon-feeding. We don’t agree with Thomas on muchof anything, but we can’t help but cheer for her in this video. Watch as she teams up with CBS’ Chip Reid to confront smarmy spokes-tool Robert Gibbs about the White House’s manipulative question-planting techniques and his insulting non-answers.

Then imagine the outcry if the Bush team had been as “transparent” as this bunch.

Source: RealClearPolitics.com

Pointy-headed researchers accuse children’s films of perpetuating “heteronormativity”

A University of Michigan study says love stories told in G-rated children’s films (such as Disney’s Little Mermaid) are responsible for what they label “heteronormativity.” Real world translation: Not enough gay sex.

Perhaps the researchers be happier if kids movies had a little inter-species lesbian sex
Perhaps the researchers be happier if kids movies had a little inter-species lesbian sex

Hold onto your hats. You’re not going to believe this one.

A University of Michigan study says love stories told in G-rated children’s films (such as Disney’s Little Mermaid) are responsible for what they label “heteronormativity.”

Real world translation: Not enough gay sex.

“Despite the assumption that children’s media are free of sexual content, our analyses suggest that these media depict a rich and pervasive heterosexual landscape,” said a report in Gender & Society, a publication of the Sociologists for Women in Society.

Researchers looked at the most successful G-rated movies between 1990-2005 and concluded that kids’ films “construct heterosexuality” via “depictions of hetero-romantic love as exceptional, powerful, transformative, and magical,” and “depictions of interactions between gendered bodies in which the sexiness of feminine characters is subjected to the gaze of masculine characters.”

“Characters in love are surrounded by music, flowers, candles, magic, fire, balloons, fancy dresses, dim lights, dancing and elaborate dinners,” the report noted. “Fireflies, butterflies, sunsets, wind and the beauty and power of nature often provide the setting for – and a link to the naturalness of – hetero-romantic love.”

We say, bravo, you brave researchers. That’s what’s wrong with America’s kids. They need more gay sex in their cartoons! More group sex! More bestiality!

And for god’s sake, man, somebody put some pants on that perverted Donald Duck.

Source: LifesiteNews.com

Press secretary waffles on Obama tax pledge, reporters laugh out loud

A reporter asked Press Secretary Robert Gibbs if President Obama will stand by his campaign pledge to not raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000.
Gibbs hemmed and hawed, stuttered and stammered and finally said, “the question is hypothetical.” When that didn’t placate the reporter, he went with “we are going to let the process work it’s way through.” Reporters actually laughed at him. Not with him, mind you, but at him.

Remember that scene at the end of The Graduate where Dustin Hoffman breaks up Katherine Ross’ wedding and the two of them are sitting in the back of the bus? Instead of looking joyful because he got the girl, a slight look of terror creeps across his face as he realizes he doesn’t really know her.

We picture that same look creeping across reporters’ faces at the White House on Monday after one of them asked Press Secretary Robert Gibbs if President Obama will stand by his campaign pledge to not raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000.

Gibbs hemmed and hawed, stuttered and stammered and finally said, “the question is hypothetical.” When that didn’t placate the reporter, he went with “we are going to let the process work it’s way through.”

Reporters actually laughed at him. Not with him, mind you, but at him.

“Oh, crap,” the press corps thought as that Dustin Hoffman look crept across their collective faces, “Maybe we shouldn’t have eloped with this Obama guy.”

H/T: BluegrassPundit.com

Studliest president in history throws like a girl

President Obama throws like a girl. He can’t pitch at the Major League Baseball all-star game, and he threw like a girl trying to dunk Rahm Emnauel at Congressional Picnic.

President Obama is supposed to throw out the first pitch at this month’s major league baseball all-star game. But based on the way he threw at the recent White House Tax-and-Spend, Cap-and-Trade, Luau-and-Funfest, that first pitch video could become an instant YouTube classic.

The studliest president in history and Obama throws like a girl.

7/15/09 Update: Turns out Barack Obama pitched like a girl at the Major League Baseball All Star Game as well. We hear Fox didn’t show the pitch landing due to Obama’s media request since he didn’t want to be embarrassed on TV.

7/15/09 Update II: We found a video that shows where the pitch actually landed. Sorry Fox, your protection of him did not work.

We’ve also published a related article on this: First pitch at all-star game symbolic of Obama’s presidency: It came up a bit short.

Post office having problems with new Obama postage stamp

President Obama postage stamp. Turns out the stamp isn’t sticking to envelopes very well.President Obama postage stamp.

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Bad news down at the United States Postal Service. They’re having trouble with their new President Obama postage stamp. Turns out the stamp isn’t sticking to envelopes very well.

This has apparently enraged the President, who immediately demanded a full investigation.

After spending $7.8 million in “stimulus” funds on scientific research, the source of the problem was discovered:

Democrats were licking the back side of the stamp until there was no adhesive left. And Republicans were spitting on the front side of it.

Morgan Freeman wants to make Black History Month
a thing of the past

Just when we were ready to write off Morgan Freeman as a Hollywood wacko for having with his step granddaughter, we run across this video. It shows Freeman telling an absolutely incredulous Mike Wallace why he’s against Black History Month.

Damn it. Just when we were ready to write off Morgan Freeman as a Hollywood wacko for having an affair with his step granddaughter, we run across this video. It shows Freeman telling an absolutely incredulous Mike Wallace why he’s against Black History Month.

Mike Wallace: Black history month you find ridiculous. Why?
Morgan Freeman: You’re going to relegate my history to a month?
Mike Wallace: Oh, c’mon.
Morgan Freeman: What do you do with yours? Which month is white history month? Well, c’mon, tell me.
Mike Wallace: I’m Jewish.
Morgan Freeman: OK, which month is Jewish history month?
Mike Wallace: There isn’t one.
Morgan Freeman: Oh, oh. Why not? Do you want one?
Mike Wallace:No.
Morgan Freeman: No, I don’t either. I don’t want a black history month. Black history is American history.
Mike Wallace: How we gonna get rid of racism until…
Morgan Freeman: Stop talking about it. I’m going to stop calling you a white man. And I’m going to ask you to stop calling me a black man. I know you as Mike Wallace. You know me as Morgan Freeman.

He made so much sense that 60 Minutes correspondent Mike Wallace is left damn near speechless.

And for that alone, Freeman is working his way back into our good graces.

Artist gets $35,000 grant to look at women’s asses

Sue Williams, an English artist has been given a $35,000 grant from the National Lottery to look at women’s backsides. Williams was has been handed the cash to – and we quote – “explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks”.

The tough part is convincing your wife that this is research.
The tough part is convincing your wife that this is research.

Sue Williams, an English artist has been given a $35,000 grant from the National Lottery to look at women’s backsides. Williams was has been handed the cash to – and we quote – “explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks”.

It gets better. In addition to merely observing the asses, Williams will be paid to “create plaster cast moulds of women’s behinds to try to understand their place in contemporary culture.”

Emma Geliot, a representative of the Arts Council of Wales, the organization that awarded the grant, said: “This produces a tee-hee response but there is a serious point.”

Liberal Democrat Member of Parliament Adrian Sanders, a member of the Culture Committee, questioned the wisdom of the grant and suggested that others would question it, too.

The editorial board at IHateTheMedia.com is outraged by this story. It’s just not right that someone else has figured out how to get paid to do something we’ve always been willing to do for free.

Source: The Sun UK

Rielle Hunter’s revenge:
Does she have a John Edwards sex tape?

Disgruntled former John Edwards aide Andrew Young now claims there is at least one tape floating around that shows his former boss engaged in sex with baby mama Rielle Hunter.

Please, God, let there be no truth to the rumor that this woman is in a sex tape
Please, God, let there be no truth to the rumor that this woman is in a sex tape

Disgruntled former John Edwards aide Andrew Young now claims there is at least one tape floating around that shows his former boss engaged in sex with baby mama Rielle Hunter.

According to the book pitch Young has been circulating among publishers, he found a video that allegedly shows the former candidate taking positions that weren’t…shall we say…part of his official platform.

According to the New York Daily News, “Young’s proposal, which one editor said ‘was impossible to put down,’ also contends that Sen. Edwards frequently clashed with running mate John Kerry during their 2004 race for the White House. And before Edwards owned up to his affair with Hunter, Young says he told him that Barack Obama had promised he’d make him attorney general if he didn’t pick him as his 2008 running mate.”

We don’t need to see the tape to know what’s on it. We’re almost willing to guarantee that at the peak of their passion, John Edwards screams out the name of his most beloved.

“I love you, John. You’re the only one I’ve ever loved.”

Source: New York Daily News

Moderate Muslim Mickey Mouse brutally murdered
by evil Jew

Here’s a clip of a moderate Hamas-produced children’s TV show in which Farfur, Mickey Mouse’s merry Muslim twin, is murdered by an evil Jew over a land dispute.

Jimmy Carter says Hamas should be taken off our terrorist list. They’re the moderates, he insists.

Here’s a clip of a moderate Hamas-produced children’s TV show in which Farfur, Mickey Mouse’s merry Muslim twin, is murdered by an evil Jew over a land dispute.

Might the Obama administration use this clip as evidence that Hamas is still a terrorist organization?

Nah. They’re more likely to be sued by Disney for copyright infringement.

Update: See our later article, Welcome to “How Will He Die?” the Hamas mascot death watch guessing game.

Source: Tim Blair/Daily Telegraph

Burger King uses oral sex to sell “Super Seven Incher”

Congratulations to Burger King. They’re the winners of this month’s award for most sexually-distasteful advertisement. Everything about this ad revolves around oral sex, starting with the name “Super Seven Incher.”

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Congratulations to Burger King. They’re the winners of this month’s award for most sexually-distasteful advertisement.

Everything about this ad revolves around oral sex, starting with the name “Super Seven Incher.” Then it moves on to the man-sized sandwich itself, which is covered with creamy mayo and perfectly lined-up with the model’s open mouth. And, of course, just in case Burger King’s been too subtle about the oral sex references, the big, bold headline says, “It’ll Blow Your Mind Away.” (wink, wink)

And then we conclude with this suggestive copy:

“Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce.”

Damn, we can’t wait for the ad when Burger King introduces tacos.

(See also, Try explaining this new Quiznos commercial to your children)

Source: Gawker.com

Freedom fighters: Reagan versus Obama

This video clip perfectly contrasts Reagan’s outspoken support for Poland’s freedom fighters to the Obama administration’s tepid non-comments about Iran.

There’s a reason they erect statues of Ronald Reagan in Eastern Europe. It’s the same reason they won’t be erecting any statues of Barack Obama in Iran.

This video clip perfectly contrasts Reagan’s outspoken support for Poland’s freedom fighters to the Obama administration’s tepid non-comments about Iran.

Source: Gateway Pundit

Does Michelle Obama have a drinking problem? Is alcohol rehab part of healthcare plan?

Michelle Obama – cracking under the pressure of being First Lady – is drinking way more than she should, friends fear.

"So tell me, Lizzie, where can a gal get a glass of warm Guinness around here?"
"So tell me, Lizzie, where can a gal get a glass of warm Guinness around here?"

If it weren’t for the National Enquirer’s outstanding work on the John Edwards “Baby Mama” story, this new story would easy to laugh off. But nobody’s laughing. Especially Barack Obama.

Michelle Obama – cracking under the pressure of being First Lady – is drinking way more than she should, friends fear.

Longtime pals have been keeping a close eye on her White House booze intake for months, sources told The ENQUIRER, and her husband President Barack Obama even stepped in when she recently consumed too much alcohol.



“When Barack saw Michelle drink more than she should at a recent dinner, he hit the roof. He told her, ‘This is NOT going to turn into a problem!'” a close source told The ENQUIRER.



“Barack is overly sensitive to the issue because of his own past drinking and substance abuse problems. But he also feels guilty because of the pictures taken of him drinking beer at an NBA game recently.”



The President also feels he may have contributed to his wife’s alcohol issues by not stopping her from overindulging during their date night in New York City on May 30.



Michelle, 45, knocked back “a glass or two of champagne” while the couple flew to the Big Apple on a private jet, according to the close source, and published reports said she downed two martinis during dinner at the Greenwich Village restaurant Blue Hill.



“It was clear that Mrs. Obama was having a VERY good time,” a restaurant employee told The ENQUIRER. 



“There’s a real fear that she may be drinking more than she should as a result of the pressures that come along with being First Lady,” an insider divulged.

It looks like “Last call” are the First Lady’s least favorite words.

Source: NationalEnquirer.com

Amazing: Even Obama can’t put up with CBS’ lies about Bush

CBS Harry Smith’s lie was so outrageous that even President Obama felt compelled to correct it. In fact, Obama actually laughs at the absurdity of Harry Smith’s comments.

It’s not unusual for the media to lie about President Obama’s predecessor. What’s unusual is that Harry Smith’s lie was so outrageous that even President Obama felt compelled to correct it. In fact, Obama actually laughs at the absurdity of Harry Smith’s comments.

Liberal media bias at it’s finest.

New poll says 6% of Israelis are stark, raving lunatics

According to a new poll conducted by the Jerusalem Post and Smith Research, 6% of Jewish Israelis still think President Barack Obama’s administration is pro-Israel.

Barack Obama spent 20 years with Jeremiah Wright, 20 minutes with Benjamin Netanyahu
Barack Obama spent 20 years with Jeremiah Wright, 20 minutes with Benjamin Netanyahu

According to a new poll conducted by the Jerusalem Post and Smith Research, 6% of Jewish Israelis still think President Barack Obama’s administration is pro-Israel.

Go figure.

Luckily, the poll has a margin of error of 4.5%, which means the actual percentage of Jewish Israelis who are stark, raving lunatics may be as low as 1.5%.

The poll was conducted among a random sample of 500 Israeli Jewish adults.

We did a poll of our Jewish Israeli friend. 100% of him believes President Obama has forgotten that there’s only one Western-oriented democracy in the Middle East.

Our poll was conducted from a representative sample of one Jewish Israeli adult. The margin of error was 0%.

Source: Jerusalem Post

Things we never heard during the campaign: Obama had Pakistani roommates and traveled to Pakistan

Obama had very good friends Pakistani friends and roommates in college and traveled to Pakistan where he learned to cook the native foods and came to appreciate the great Urdu poets.

A volume of President Obama's beloved Urdu poetry
A volume of President Obama's beloved Urdu poetry

It’s not surprising that the President’s personal narrative on the campaign trail didn’t include this item:

He had very good friends Pakistani friends and roommates in college and traveled to Pakistan where he learned to cook the native foods and came to appreciate the great Urdu poets.

We can only assume that story was buried along with his middle name until the campaign was over and it was safe to bring them again.

But the President made these interesting admissions during interview with Anwar Iqbal of Pakistan’s Dawn Media Group this weekend:

Iqbal: Any plan to visit Pakistan in the near future?

Obama: I would love to visit. As you know, I had Pakistani roommates in college who were very close friends of mine. I went to visit them when I was still in college; was in Karachi and went to Hyderabad. Their mothers taught me to cook.
Iqbal: What can you cook?
Obama: Oh, keema…daal…You name it, I can cook it. And so I have a great affinity for Pakistani culture and the great Urdu poets.
Iqbal: You read Urdu poetry?
Obama: Absolutely. So my hope is that I’m going to have an opportunity at some point to visit Pakistan.

It gets mysteriouser and mysteriouser.

Source: Dawn.com via Politico.com

Press conference fraud: Huffington Post writer ushered in to ask President specific, predetermined question

It seems that Huffington Post reporter Nico Pitney and the Obama team has preplanned the question and answer on Iran at today’s Press Conference.

The self-described “most transparent administration in history” took another step toward self-immolation at the President’s press conference today.

Just moments before the press conference began, Huffington Post reporter Nico Pitney was personally escorted from the nether regions of the White House Press Room by deputy press secretary Josh Earnest. Pitney was awarded a prime spot just inside the barricade.

Miraculously, President Obama not only singled out Pitney for a question, but seemed to know exactly what the question would be, setting off alarms for all the other reporters present.

“Nico, I know you and all across the Internet, we’ve been seeing a lot of reports coming out of Iran,” Obama said. “I know there may actually be questions from people in Iran who are communicating through the Internet. Do you have a question?”

Pitney pretended to ignore Obama’s introduction and asked his question as if the President hadn’t tipped it: “I wanted to use this opportunity to ask you a question directly from an Iranian.”

Of course, Chris Matthews will say this just proves that the president has added clairvoyance to his other remarkable talents he has exhibited as The Greatest President In the Universe.

Source: RealClearPolitics.com

Alec Baldwin writing a book on parenting. Stop laughing. We’re serious.

Actor and awful father Alec Baldwin is writing a book on parenting. We assume it’s title will be “Do As I Say, Not As I Do.”

Father of the Year Alec Baldwin with his verbally-abused daughter Ireland
Father of the Year Alec Baldwin with his verbally-abused daughter Ireland

We can’t decide if this is funny or sad. Maybe both. Actor and awful father Alec Baldwin is writing a book on parenting. We assume it’s title will be “Do As I Say, Not As I Do.”

Ironically, he reveals his plans in family-friendly Playboy magazine:

“It will be ironic for some people, but I’m going to write a parenting book. We’re at… an awful place right now in terms of parenting. People are raising their children with the belief that we need to be friends with our children. Kids have too much power and call too many of the shots, telling their parents what they will and won’t do.”

Baldwin continues:

“People come home, walk up the driveway, put the key in the door, and they can’t do another hard job. Parenting your children effectively is a tough job.”

Here’s a sneak preview of the audio book version of Alec Baldwin’s Guide to Good Parenting. (It’s actually the god awful voicemail he left for his 11-year old daughter a few years ago, but we present it as a public service in hopes that no one – absolutely no one – will make the mistake of buying this lunatic’s parenting book).

[audio:https://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/alec-baldwin-message.mp3]

Source: Playboy via Deceiver.com

Britain to cut costs by reducing “unnecessary education of idiots”

In a statement that’s either refreshingly politically incorrect or remarkably blunt or maybe both, British universities have announced that they will attempt to cut costs by “culling the stupids.”

There's no way this guy could get into a British university.
There's no way this guy could get into a British university.

In a statement that’s either refreshingly politically incorrect or remarkably blunt or maybe both, British universities have announced that they will attempt to cut costs by “culling the stupids.”

Henceforth, only the top one third of applicants will be accepted into British universities. Theoretically, those smart kids will be able to figure out that that means two thirds of students who would have been accepted into universities in the past will be rejected this year.

Perhaps the Brits should simply do as we do here in America and elevate their idiots to vice president.

Source: Cultsha.com

Obama swats and kills fly. PETA complains and kills satire.

PETA, aka People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, should now stand for People for the Equivalent Treatment of Anything. The organization officially became a caricature of itself as it criticized President Obama for swatting a fly.

There’s really nothing left to satirize. Absolutely nothing. Soon The Onion will be running straight news, because everything has become parody.

PETA, aka People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, should now stand for People for the Equivalent Treatment of Anything. The organization officially became a caricature of itself as it criticized President Obama for swatting a fly.

“We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals,” PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said. “Swatting a fly on TV indicates he’s not perfect.”

So to make sure it doesn’t happen again, PETA sent the president a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, which allows users to trap and release flies.

On the bright side, life must be practically heaven on earth when this is all you have to complain about.

For the record, we love animals and hate animal cruelty. But how is a fly the same as an animal? What’s next, equal rights for mosquitoes?

Source: New York Times

Was Gerald Walpin disoriented? Or was Barack Obama disingenuous? Glenn Beck finds out.

Glenn Beck was at his best last night when he interviewed fired Inspector General Gerald Walpin. And for a guy who’s supposed to be disoriented and demented, Walpin was pretty damn good, too.

Beck tops the whole interview off by giving Walpin the official government test used to determine if someone is suffering from dementia.

Glenn Beck was at his best last night when he interviewed fired Inspector General Gerald Walpin. And for a guy who’s supposed to be disoriented and demented, Walpin was pretty damn good, too.

Beck tops the whole interview off by giving Walpin the official government test used to determine if someone is suffering from dementia.

The clip is 11:30 minutes long, but worth watching. You’ll quickly discover that Walpin may be disarming, but he certainly isn’t disoriented.

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