More wit and wisdom in 140-characters or less from the former Senator and star of Law & Order:
Hillary: $150M to Palestinians to help w/ budget. Can’t pay for own govt. No wonder Obama thinks they’re ready for statehood.
Ahmadinejad: Iran’s right to nukes “non-negotiable”. Obama: Ok, let’s negotiate on the negotiability of the non-negotiability.
Olbermann: I got massive support like “Chilean miners”. Probably b/c people wished it were 67 more days before he resurfaced.
US military denies odd contrail over CA was missile launch. Just signal flare from folks seeking rescue from Jerry Brown.
Saw this headline at Politico: “Olbermann Apologizes to Viewers”. I was really surprised. When did he get a second one?
Dem Rep Clyburn: health care “right of every citizen”. Well, good luck w/that, since quitting is still the right of every doctor
NPR’s Liasson: Pelosi like Winston Churchill. True. Neither one will be Speaker of the House next year.
Pelosi throwing party to celebrate accomplishments of Dem Congress. Unnecessary. We just had one of those last Tuesday.
MSNBC’s O’Donnell: “I am a socialist”. Shocking! Like meeting a girl in a tutu & dance shoes and finding out she’s a ballerina.
Bush’s book says when CIA asked to waterboard KSM, he replied “Damn right”. And who opposed coercion to save lives? Damn left.
And, finally, this bonus eleventh Tweet:
New TV series planned about an illegal immigrant working as a private investigator. No title yet. I’m thinking “Law and Holder”.
Source: Fred Thompson
