News Flash: Hot Fox News chick goes on air wearing skirt that covers her knees

by editor on March 25, 2011

We are sad to report that Heather Nauert appeared on Fox News’ America’s Newsroom on Thursday morning wearing a skirt that actually covered her knees.

We’re not saying it merely grazed her knees nor that it reached her knees. No, at the :18 mark of this video clip, it covered them like Katie Couric covers a Republican sex scandal.

This, of course, is in direct violation of Fox News’ strict dress code. We anticipate that Nauert’s blatant disregard for the high standards in short skirts that we’ve come to expect from Fox News hot news chicks will be dealt with harshly by the network’s programming executives.

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17 Comments on "News Flash: Hot Fox News chick goes on air wearing skirt that covers her knees"

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Carnal
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I can see that Iam not the only person who thinks heather nauert does not belong on television. nauert is more cut out to be working behind the scenes at a corporate level and away from the camera. fox news is actually hurting its ratings by keeping nauert on. the fact that she is assigned to the very early shift on the fox news 5 in NYC is a sign that she is not a favorite of news watchers. also, her air of self importance is abrasive to the point of making any reporter shes paired with visibly uncomfortable. as to her follow ups with on air interviews, nauert has a very poor skill set when it comes to posing the right questions and engaging the guest. any attempts at sincerity come across as obscenely hollow and patronizing. rob corning and jodi applegate were let go for the very same reasons although to their credit, they at least were more informative and knew to carry an interview. we can only hope that fox news five in NYC will realize this and put someone who will add the sorely needed lift to carry the shows early morning program.

Sententia
Member

Looks pregnant if the photo. Good time to hide everything.

KimmyQueen
Guest

Isn’t she pregnant?

danybhoy
Member

She had a baby in 2009, her 1st. Don’t know if she is pregnent.

KimmyQueen
Guest

Oh okay she looks like she has a baby bump there, so I wasn’t sure. TY.

Jenn of the jungle
Guest

I can see her knees boys.

The Obumbly Obomster
Member

That skirt covers more than my cycling shorts. And I’m pretty sure my legs are smoother than her’s, too.

JPMotu
Guest

I hope you are a girl CurtisHx, because if you are proud of your smooth legs and you are a guy, then I think you need to see a shrink (and your cycling shorts might be a tad too tight).

The Obumbly Obomster
Member

I challenge both of you to go sliding along the pavement at 30mph. Then you will understand why body hair is a VERY bad thing.

deepthinker
Member

Boo, I feel certain some NAG complained. The ones with verigous veins and saggy calf muscles.

Pandering to the base is all that can be said concerning the toilet state of Michigan

toocoldinwa
Member

Maybe she was just having a bad cellulite day.

Navyvet
Member

Regarding Heather: Boooooo.
Regarding sneaking across the border. After one look at Detroilet, I expect they will immediately sneak back. “Deese is worst than my cave in sheeetholistan.” And more dangerous Abdul.

rs
Member

They’ll put all this money into Michigan, but not into California, Arizona and Texas?

Sheesh!

redabogado
Member

Do you see the common theme here Ray? Muslims=longer shirts and $ to Mooslim Michigan!

Wes
Guest

Not cool, Heather! Not cool!

danybhoy
Member

I don’t care, Heather Nauert is still hot. I was happy to see her back on FNC.

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