Keith Olbermann then: Evil Dick Cheney heads a secret, unconstitutional assassination team
Keith Olbermann now: How ‘bout those cool Navy Seal assassins

by editor on May 13, 2011

Just a couple years ago, Keith Olbermann feared a constitutional crisis. He called JSOC “shocking”, “egregious” and “terrifying to the nature of democracy”. He said newly-elected President Obama should shut down the evil Bush-Cheney assassination apparatus.

But now, according to a new video posted on Olbermann’s website, it looks as if hyperbolic host has gained a new appreciation for professional assassins. As long as they report to a liberal Democrat, that is.

Barack Obama got Osama Bin Laden. And every other political calculation, every strategy that suggests Democratic weakness or liberal uncertainty is … as dead as Bin Laden.

There’s certainly one liberal uncertainty that’s no longer uncertain – Olbermann is just as big a putz off the air as he was on the air.

H/T: Tim Blair

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I farted and my face blew up
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I farted and my face blew up

Story aside, does anyone know if Olberman and Maddow have had their final surgery to permanently switch their genitals? I’ve had this congratulations card sitting on my desk for a while….I need to get it out.

hisham
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hisham

LOLMAO! I’m so glad I had just put my coffee cup down before I read this!

RockingHorseGuy
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What? Olberman’s going to get a penis?

Homersdad
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Homersdad

Yeah but this time it is his own

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard

Anyone expecting coherence and integrity from an empty suit like Olbermann is in for a sad awakening. He’s just another Democrat wardheeler, peddling whatever the day’s party line might be.

Buck O'Fama
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Buck O'Fama

Olberman’s website is almost enough to make me sorry Al Gore invented the internet.

rs
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Putz

RockingHorseGuy
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Twit

Babydoll102187
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Babydoll102187

Ugh, is anyone even listening to this spray-tan in a suit anymore? He just proved he isnt a reliable source of journalism.

sifi
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sifi

Guess that makes him a chicken hawk. He abhorred military action before he embraced it.
Nah, it’s just plain hypocritical posturing. Any decisions are good when Demonrats make them and bad when it’s Republicans.

hisham
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hisham

I have a super secret mission for this super secret unconstitutional assassination squad but that’s a secret…no more KO though!

deepthinker
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deepthinker

Flipped faster than a mobster caught up in a federal sting. Keith appears to be a fish out of water. Flopping from one side to the other.

mojo
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mojo

OMFG

Can we please, PLEASE ignore Olberdouche this time? I guarantee he’s got nothin’ new.

RockingHorseGuy
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It IS fun making fun of him, though. He never WAS consequential.

perlcat
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I’m not so sure we should be calling Olbermann ‘hyperbolic’. I’m thinking that his career is more of a parabolic thing, or, given his current ratings situation, even a “flat-line flat-earther’.

Stein
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Stein

Bush set up the entire apparatus to get this done. A petulant child like Barry Hussein could have given the go order and he did, great. Is anyone actually shocked that Olberdick think Barry should be praised for it? Does anyone actually think liberals in the gov’t and these media henchmen stand for anything other than bigger gov’t, more money and more power?

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart

Isn’t putz a synonym for Democrat? At the least Dims have the putz market well covered.

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Robert
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Robert

OK, so the “unconstitutional assasin ring” is totally A-OK if it’s run by a democrat government?

If he finds something unconstitutional it should be a total NO-NO regardless of government! Otherwhise it’s the same lefty hypocracy.

Take the good old patriot act. I detest that damn thing, and it was done under Bush. And I would detest the damn thing regardless of who put it together, even if Ron Paul (My presidential vote) had done it, I’d still hate it. Then again, I aint a lefty.

KimmyQueen
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“OK, so the “unconstitutional assasin ring” is totally A-OK if it’s run by a democrat government?”

Exactly. A good TYRANT is a democratic one (liberal), a bad TYRANT is a Republican one (conservative). I mean a tyrant is a tyrant regardless. Liberals do not want to be under conservative tyrannical rule, but they are ok under liberal tyrannical rule? It just make no sense… well to a sane person that is.

Noelegy
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Noelegy

“It’s not fascism if the right people are in charge.” –Adam Warren (paraphrased)

matthew s harrison
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matthew s harrison

Wait a minute-did you say Olberpussy is back on TV? cause I am still basking in the afterglow of his hasty termination and subsequent obscurity…..oh yeah, that’s right, now I remember-he is on that network that Al Gore started that is all stupid shit done by lefty kids who hate America-now I remember.
Hey Keith, I think I speak for all of the IHTM regulars when I say the following:
Go eff yourself you two faced camel blower, etc, etc, etc, blah blah blah, etc…..and Gosh you are still as dumb as a cedar stump.

Scott Parsons
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Scott Parsons

That is insulting to cedar trees. In the future I suggest comparing him to a box of rocks.

KimmyQueen
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… but then again who will stand for the dignity of the rocks? I don’t even think one cell amoebas, if they could think, would appreciate comparison to Doberman.

RockingHorseGuy
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Hey, I know some pretty smart rocks. At least compared to Keith. When I say that a person is dumber than a box of rocks, I always qualify the statement with the phrase, “And they’re not sharp rocks.”