Letter to the Editor: The Stimulus worked!

by editor on June 2, 2011

Dear I Hate The Media and The Feeling Is MUTUAL,

I’m so sick of you Republicans! I am tired of you and your erroneous belief that the government stimulus program – engineered by the greatest President in the history of mankind and the most kind, benevolent human being since Gandhi, Barack Obama – failed.

main-street

Fahrnsworth is correct: There are no monuments on Main Street

Well, I hope you have a big plate of crow in front of your fat cat, Klan-enhooded faces because the latest housing figures are in and–guess what?–home prices are soaring!

Yay!

Home prices, according to the most trustworthy source of news in modern history, the Washington Post, are up in the Washington D.C. metropolitan area.

Of course, they’re down in every other major city, but who cares about those places? They don’t matter. They don’t have monuments.

These cities – if you want to call them that – are in the second dip of a double dip housing recession. But, again, who cares about those citizens. These people aren’t entrusted with the preservation of the Union and over-paid government positions.

So next time you’re bashing the President, I hope you remember he single-handedly (Oh! Those precious hands! So soft it’s like they never did a day of work!) restored the economic luster of our great capital and promoted the prosperity of the people who make this country work – the bureaucrats and various czars and czarinas of the United States of America.

Oh, and suck it, GOP!

Sincerely,

R. Coddington Fahrnsworth

Undersecretary to the Oversecretary’s Secretary, Department of the Budget, Budgeting Department, Division of the Department of Administration, Housing Administration

Source: Washington Post

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PsychoDad
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PsychoDad

R. Coddington Fahrnsworth is my new hero.

Sadly, I think there are a couple out there who don’t >quite< get it yet….

Brent
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Brent

Hey Codpiece you are a wanker!

Sven Waring
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With all due respect, a liberal never speaks tongue-in-cheek, but allows the truth to roll off the lips like the smooth crispness of an apricot wine grown by some local organic winery or peasant-led cooperative in Venezuela.
Although my daughter, who, shortly before I subscribed to HBO, was my son, does have piercings in both his–or her–cheeks and tongue. Thanks for reminding me.
Well, off to watch PBS and pray that the government continues to support this grand medium with your dollars. Not mine. I already pledged to HBO.
Bully!
R. Coddington Fahrnsworth, super genius

ddub
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ddub

Keith,
No offense brother, but I think you may be misunderstand what coddington is actually saying. Perhaps the idea of ironic, tongue-in-cheek humor is an obscure concept to you but I’m pretty sure YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT AT FACE VALUE!!!

Tesslea
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Tesslea

Why are so many homes being forclosed on, why are there empty homes everywhere I look in our area, why have I noticed the giant sign “REDUCED” again and again? Oh, thats right because this guy is a moron and insane as well.

hologram5
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hologram5

Dear R. Coddington Fahrnsworth:
You sir are an elitist foolish douchebag. You live in a sugar coated topping. The REAL world is beneath that. The hard reality is that you don’t have a freaking clue of what reality really is. Go back to your office, keep stroking yourself to the coeds and have a nice warm glass of STFU. People like you will be the first to die when the revolution comes and it is coming. Mark my words. Get bent you over intellectualized loser.

Sven Waring
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Keith.
My world is not sugar-coated due to strict dietary guidelines set forth by the Food and Drug Administration and the President’s Council on Flavorings and Spices.
As for being an elitist foolish douchebag, I don’t consider myself foolish.

Sven Waring
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I have read many of your comments and agree with those comments that agree with mine, but vehemently disagree with you Tea Party potty mouths who fail to see the self-evident truth of my ingenious post.
Although, I’m at least hopeful that you Rude-licans were able to interface with a computer in a near literate fashion.
I’d love to talk more, but I have to drive my Escalade to a mini-conference and fashion show/interpretive dance on global climate change.
Yours,
R. Coddington Fahrnsworth, genius

perlcat
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Coddington?

I have a hand signal for you to interpret.

hologram5
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hologram5

Talking about computers, I have a degree in computers and have forgotten more about them than you will EVER KNOW. You have no idea what IRQ’s are, you most likely don’t even know what RAM is. Go ram yourself. You’re an overpaid, under sexed repressed intellectual that has no clue what it’s like to have your children go hungry when you have to use your last ten dollars for TWO FREAKING GALLONS OF GAS to get to your job. Get a clue. For being a so-called genius, you really sound stupid.

Sven Waring
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Dear Detractors:
First, Keithless in Seattle, you misspelled Iraq. So, boom. Roasted.
And as for a Ram. This is typically a mode of transportation for hillbillies. I believe it is made by Dodge and you never find one on the immaculate streets of Washington D.C. They tend to get in the way of our shiny black limos.
And, perlcat, I am not only fluent in American Sign Language–something I learned for free as a government employee–but I learned to hula while in Hawaii during a taxpayer-paid trip to a conference on meeting planning and agenda-setting for indigenous tribes and societies. So, I am quite sure I can interpret your hand gesture.
Aloha to you both!

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

I thought I was a pretty good smartass but now I am humbled. Way to to Mr. Editor or Mr. Administrator, I guess I better put my thinking cap on if I am going to compete with this!

hisham
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hisham

My wife sent me the URL for this site, some of you might be interested!

hisham
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hisham

Oops, here’s the URL I forgot to add to the post above:

http://americanideologicalsociety.com/ais/index.php

hisham
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hisham

This article has just the right tinge of sarcasm and cynicism for me.

Ruben
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Ruben

Ask Rep. Wiener whether or not this is true. He knows about a thing or two about stimulated packages.

hisham
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hisham

He’s not going to be very helpful, his stimulated gackage wasn’t all that memorable.

RockingHorseGuy
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Hey, don’t worry about Mr. Weiner. It’s no big thing.

Tesslea
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Tesslea

HAHAHAHAHAHA~!~!~!~!~! what a load of …. S#$T

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

Well said, Coddy! With more public spirited public servants such as yourself on the Federal payroll, 2012 will be a cakewalk. Sincerely,
Barely Obama
President in Chief

The Obumbly Obomster
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The Obumbly Obomster

Almost had me. Took me until the 5th paragraph to realize it.

However, I do agree with the author. F the GOP. However, I would like to add an F the Democrats as well. Neither party is doing a proper job. Time to vote these bums out and vote some Libertarians in.

RockingHorseGuy
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Curtis, the way I look at it, in the last century or so, EVERYTHING evil that the government has done, (which covers just about everything they’ve done), was done by either a Democrat, or a Republican. That’s why I’ve been a card-carrying, dues-paying, LARGE “L” Libertarian for over 20 years. What part of the Constitution do these ass-hats not understand?

deepthinker
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deepthinker

Damn talk about living in a bubble. The editors should venture just a further south of DC and they will see that houses are sitting for up to two years in Prince William and Fairfax County.

Neo-7
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Neo-7

“Hey don’t forget all those jobs in China that were stared up in the last 2 years ! “— Weiner-boy ( note this is different than Barney-boy) , Guam-man ( feeling tipsy ?) and all the rest of the super smarter than the rest of the world Dems.

Kip Hooker
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Hilarious!