A Sunday morning Nancy Pelosi joke

by editor on November 8, 2009

Can you honestly say that you wouldn't make the same choice?

Can you honestly say that you wouldn't make the same choice?

A man washed up on a desert island after a shipwreck. The only other survivors were a sheep and a sheepdog.

The three of them got into the habit of going down to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds and the breeze was warm and gentle. It was a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over and put his arm around the sheep.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.

That evening, the man took Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful tropical evening – perfect for romance. Before long the man started to get “those feelings” again.

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in, moved closer to Nancy and told her he hadn’t had sex for months.

Nancy batted her long, lovely eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do to help.

“Yes,” he said, “Take the dog for a walk.”

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Red Robster

aaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa

wheeze breathe ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Wouldn’t it be just so deliciously cruel if, at the start the first session of the Republican super-majority Congress, the new Speaker of the House presented Ms. Pelosi with a life-time achievement award for almost single-handedly destroying the credibility and viability of the Democrat Party along with a gavel-shaped cake?

eve hunter

nancy set the woman’s movement back with her stupid comments. her father was mayor of baltimore city and an excellent politician. great personality and very popular with all. too bad nancy didn’t learn something from him. she is the most arrogant person i can remember in public office. she has destroyed the demos. her being so apparently self promoting. not a very clever woman.


I agree…I’d rather be kicked in the nads by Ryan Longwell.

Lisa Faith

I think Pelosi and Reed look good together.


They actually do look good together although I think they don’t like each other…


How about that mustache? Maybe she should hook-up with Rosie.

Dee Mac

Poor dog. Wonder what horrors he is in for since she thinks nothing of screwing most of us on a daily basis.

matthew s harrison

This joke struck a certain chord with me, as I am quite positive I would rather be stretched to my death on a rack, than to have carnal knowledge of nancy pelosi!
Thanks for the joke guys!