Congratulations, President Obama: Germans say you’re the biggest loser of 2010

How far we’ve come since that Obama speech that drew 200,000 Germans who mistakenly thought JFK had been reborn in this fakir. Just two short years later he has become an object of derision.

How far we’ve come since that Obama speech that drew 200,000 Germans who mistakenly thought JFK had been reborn in this fakir. Just two short years later he has become an object of derision.

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Barack Obama, the biggest loser of 2010, and an unidentified friend

Der Spiegel Online has the details:

“Barack Obama was the biggest loser of 2010. He allowed the angry Tea Party movement to grow powerful, he did not pass any decent laws despite his majority in Congress and he was aloof, elitist and indecisive. He had to accept a formidable, yet entirely understandable, defeat in the midterm elections as a result. No one expected much from Obama, at least not during the rest of this year.”

“Now, just days before Christmas, Congress has ratified the New START disarmament treaty with Russia. … Will Obama build on this victory? Is it Obama’s breakthrough as a president? Will it mark his comeback as a reformer? … Is a new era of cooperation beginning?”

“The opposite is much more probable, namely that the disarmament treaty will be Obama’s last significant achievement for a long time. In January, the new Congress will convene. The new representatives who won in the midterm elections will come to Washington, including those Tea Party activists who have little interest in making compromises with Obama. With them, Congress will move to the right …. Possibly the only reason why so many Republicans voted for Obama’s law was because they themselves fear the new era and see few chances of passing sensible, bipartisan laws in the new Congress.”

If President Obama had any grasp on reality, he’d make that “L” shape with his thumb and forefinger and hold it up in front of his forehead.

Source: Spiegel.de

Obama now officially living like a czar. Check out these White House Christmas photos.

The people at the White House have not yet heard the news that there’s a bit of a recession going. As a result, the Obamas continue to live lifestyles reminiscent of the czars. The only thing missing is a nice little collection of Fabergé eggs.

The people at the White House have not yet heard the news that there’s a bit of a recession going. As a result, the Obamas continue to live lifestyles reminiscent of the czars. The only thing missing is a nice little collection of Fabergé eggs.

Take, for example, the way the White House was decorated for Christmas. A couple weeks ago we had the story of hundreds of employees taking more than four days to decorate the White House Christmas tree. Silly us. We assumed that “the White House Christmas tree” meant there was one White House Christmas tree. But no. The White House has a friggin’ forest of Christmas trees. It’s just this side of an environmental disaster. And that’s just the beginning of the Obama’s ostentatious display of conspicuous consumption.

Here’s how Time Magazine describes it:

Inside Obama’s White House: a replica White House (made of gingerbread), a marzipan version of dog Bo and more Christmas trees than you can count.

The president’s Washington home has been elaborately outfitted for the holidays, with this year’s theme being “Simple Gifts.” Some of the decor is absolutely tiny. Inside the 350-pound, white chocolate-covered gingerbread replica White House is a miniature reproduction of the East Room (containing chocolate furniture), and there’s even a mini White House garden (also made of marzipan).

But dog Bo is the true star of this year’s Christmas decorations. Besides the marzipan Bo, there is another Bo replica made of 40,000 twisted black and white pipe cleaners.

Even though the theme is “Simple Gifts,” much of the decoration throughout the White House is anything but simple, including the numerous Christmas trees throughout as well as large stone urns filled with birch, beech and crystal branches.

The theme is “Simple Gifts” and yet they have a friggin’ forest of Christmas trees and a 350-pound white chocolate-covered gingerbread replica of the White House complete with a marzipan version of the President’s dog? Call us crazy, but that seems to be just about as far away from the concept of a simple gift as is possible.

Don’t look now, but the Obamas aren’t even in Washington, DC to enjoy this excess of excess. Why, in the middle of the Obama recession, are we pissing away this kind of money to decorate their home when they’re halfway around the world in freakin’ Hawaii for Christmas?

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Unbelievable. It's the 350-pound, white chocolate White House, complete with a marzipan version of Bo, the President's dog
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The White House China Room: Another Christmas tree in, as Time gushes, a room decorated with china from the Clinton and Bush eras.
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Here's the view from the Grand Foyer That's the "official" White House Christmas tree back there in the Blue Room and you'll be happy to know that those large stone urns are filled with birch, beech and crystal branches.

Photos by Brooks Kraft/Corbis for Time

Source: Time

We will forgive Julian Assange if…

Specifically, we’d like to see Obama’s original birth certificate, his college transcripts and records of who paid for his college education.

julian assange We would say that Julian Assange should be set free, cleared of all charges and maybe even given a damn medal if he would just release a few additional secret documents.

Specifically, we’d like to see Obama’s original birth certificate, his college transcripts and records of who paid for his college education.

C’mon, Julian, if you can get your hands on sensitive military and diplomatic documents, how tough could it be to procure a couple documents Americans are really interested in?

Native Americans give Obama an Indian name. We give him 20 others.

President Obama earned himself a Native American name last week. It’s a doozy. The Crow Nation dubbed him “One Who Helps People Throughout the Land.” Here’s our list of 20 more.

President Obama earned himself a Native American name last week. It’s a doozy.

DailyCaller.com has news of the new Native American nomenclature:

President Obama said Thursday that the United States will sign a United Nations non-binding declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples, a move that advocates called another step in improving Washington’s relationship with Native Americans.

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Unfortunately, they don't make a headdress big enough to fit Chief He Who Smoke Peace Pipe While Enemy Sharpen Tomahawk

Obama announced the decision during the second White House Tribal Conference, where he said he is “working hard to live up to” the name that was given to him by the Crow Nation: “One Who Helps People Throughout the Land.”

That’s all well and good, but it seems to us that if the Crow Nation had given a little more thought to President Obama’s personality and actual accomplishments, they could have come up with some other names that are more appropriate for the man. Such as:

  1. Chief Laughing Pork
  2. Chief Born In Three Places
  3. Chief Bow to Other Chiefs
  4. Chief Shitting Bull
  5. Chief Lost His House
  6. Chief Hide-behind-Bush
  7. Chief Talk With Machine
  8. Chief Deer in Headlights
  9. Chief Blabbering Stream
  10. Chief Running Mouth
  11. Chief Who Spend Wampum Like Drunken Kardashian Sister
  12. Chief One Term
  13. Chief Who Love Own Reflection In Pool
  14. Chief Spread Other People’s Wampum
  15. Chief Never Stop Running
  16. Chief Peacemaker Who Start Class Warfare
  17. Chief Double Talker (shortened from the literal translation: “Chief Who Talk Out of Both Sides of Mouth”)
  18. Chief Who Speaks With Forked Teleprompter
  19. Chief Who Chase Little White Ball While World Burn
  20. Chief He Who Smoke Peace Pipe While Enemy Sharpen Tomahawk

Don’t thank us, Crow Nation. We’re here for our red brothers.

Source: DailyCaller.com

Chris Matthews to become spokesman for NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association)?

Tell us we’re wrong. Tell us it’s not just a little creepy to hear Chris Matthews enthusing over Obama’s “cute, wonderful, boyish smile we all love.”

Want to hear something slightly disturbing? Something that sounds like it came from NAMBLA, the North American Man/Boy Love Association?

Tell us we’re wrong. Tell us it’s not just a little creepy to hear Chris Matthews enthusing over Obama’s “cute, wonderful, boyish smile we all love.”

“You know, whatever you say, I want to talk about the subjective president, Gene, your reaction to this. Subjectively, in his heart, he’s a happy man this weekend. That smile, that cute smile we all love in that guy. That wonderful, boyish smile of his he gave us there after he made his little crack about the holiday spirit. I haven’t seen that in months.”

It may be December, but Spring is in the air. Chris is in love. “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” has been repealed and he is free to be himself.

Say anything: Pelosi claims Obama was a job creator from day one

The devastating losses in the November elections were obviously far harder on Nancy Pelosi than was previously thought. The poor woman has suffered a complete mental breakdown and has completely lost touch with reality.

The devastating losses in the November elections were obviously far harder on Nancy Pelosi than was previously thought. The poor woman has suffered a complete mental breakdown and has completely lost touch with reality.

The soon-to-be former Speaker stood on the floor of the House and said, “Obama was a job creator from day one.”


This, of course, is in complete contrast to reality, which shows that lowest unemployment rate of the Obama administration was on day one. It has done nothing but rise since then.

Bottom line: In the last two years we’ve lost nine million jobs and one mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88lOqVWmI5I

H/T: Gateway Pundit

Obama explains Einstein’s theory of Relativity to a dimwitted reporter

The President is explaining to the dimwitted reporter that because of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, there’s a thousand years difference between the politics of the moment and what we can get done now.

As you near the speed of light, time slows down. So if you left earth and traveled through space for one year, you would return one year older than when you left, but a thousand years might have passed on earth. Or something like that.

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We may be getting wet, but the rain fell a thousand years ago for President Obama

We think that’s what the President was trying to explain with this question and answer:

Reporter: You’ve been telling the American people all along that you oppose extending the tax cuts for the wealthier Americans. You said that again today. But what you never said was that you oppose the tax cuts, but you’d be willing to go ahead and extend them for a couple years if the politics of the moment demand it.

So what I’m wondering is when you take a stand like you had, why should the American people believe that you’re going to stick with it? Why should the American people believe that you’re not going to flip flop?

Obama: Hold on a second, Ben. This isn’t the politics of the moment. This has to do with what can we get done right now.

See? The President is explaining to the dimwitted reporter that because of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, there’s a thousand years difference between the politics of the moment and what we can get done now.

You, much like the dimwitted reporter, may think that “now” and “of the moment” mean the same thing, but that’s only because your mind is not traveling at the speed of light like President Obama’s.

Class dismissed.

H/T: HotAir.com

The audacity of ho-ho-hope: It took hundreds of workers four days to decorate the White House Christmas tree

A new time-lapse video released by the White House reveals the sheer scale of the operation to erect the official Christmas Tree of the First Family with hundreds of workers visible as the Douglas fir begins to take shape.

One tree, four days, hundreds of workers.

Instead of thinking of this as a symbol of the White House’s disconnect with what’s happening in America, think of it as President Obama’s attempt to single handedly solve the unemployment problem.

The Daily Mail UK has the story of excess:

He may have suffered a blow after being forced to compromise with the Republican party over tax cuts but President Obama has not let the setback affect his Christmas.

A new time-lapse video released by the White House reveals the sheer scale of the operation to erect the official Christmas Tree of the First Family with hundreds of workers visible as the Douglas fir begins to take shape.

It took the small army of workers four-and-a-half days to decorate the eighteen-and-a-half feet high Douglas Fir, which will be the centerpiece of the Obama’s second Christmas in the White House, ironically coined, “Simple Gifts” by the First Lady.

By the way, is it still called the White House Christmas tree? Or has that been changed to Holiday tree?

Here’s that time-lapse video.

Source: Daily Mail UK

Obama doesn’t like the left to compare politicians to Nazis. Especially if he’s the politician.

Now that Keith Olbermann has compared Obama to the Nazis, he’s decided that those comparisons are verboten.

We’ve been racking our brain and we just can’t recall President Obama complaining when his left wing cohorts called George Bush a Nazi. But now, now that Keith Olbermann has compared Obama to the Nazis, he’s decided that those comparisons are verboten.

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Don't blame us. Keith Olbermann said it.

Politico.com has the tale of Obama’s displeasure:

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs advised the liberal commenter Keith Olbermann on Monday to refrain from using comparisons to Nazi Germany after the MSNBC host likened President Obama’s deal on tax cuts to Nazi appeasement. 



“Whenever you compare anything to what the Nazis did, if you ever get to that point in your speech, stop, because nothing does, and hopefully, God willing, nothing ever will,” Gibbs told reporters. 



Asked if Obama heard Olbermann’s “special comment,” Gibbs replied, “I doubt the president heard that.”

Olbermann was reportedly devastated by the news that the President doesn’t tune in to catch his nightly therapy session.

“The President doesn’t watch my show? But I went to an Ivy League-ish school. I read James Thurber on the air every Friday. I was once fired by Rupert Murdoch. I say ‘good night and good luck’ at the end of my show just like Edward R. Murrow. The only conclusion I can draw from this unwarranted rejection is that Obama really is a Nazi.”

Source: Politico.com

President repeats that we’re all our brother’s keeper. Update: President’s brother still living in Kenyan hovel.

Ahhh, the Christmas season is upon us, that time of year when President Obama reminds us of our responsibilities to our fellow man and of his remarkable hypocrisy.

Ahhh, the Christmas season is upon us, that time of year when President Obama reminds us of our responsibilities to our fellow man and of his remarkable hypocrisy.

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George Obama, the President's brother, stands in front of his Nairobi hovel while waiting to be kept by his brother

United Press International has the updated update:

The first family attended a Christmas fundraising event for the Children’s National Medical Center in Washington Sunday night.

President Obama, first lady Michelle Obama and their daughters Malia and Sasha were greeted by children dressed as Santa’s elves when they arrived at the National Building Museum for the “Christmas in Washington” fundraiser taped by Turner Network Television for a Dec. 17 airing.

Obama wished everyone a “Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays,” recounted the Christmas story in the New Testament and urged people to think of others during holiday season.

“We are called to love each other as we love ourselves. We are our brother’s keeper and our sister’s keeper. It’s a message that guides my Christian faith,” he said.

Last we heard, Obama’s illegal alien Auntie Zeituni is still living in public housing in Boston and his brother George is still living in a 60-square foot hovel in the slums of Nairobi, Kenya.

Ahh, yes, Christmas. That time of year when socialists demonstrate that when they say “We are our brother’s keeper,” what they really mean is, “When I say ‘we,’ I mean everyone but me.”

Source: UPI

Obama thanks Republican leader “Mike” McConnell. Yes, he really did.

Just in from a tour of the 57 states, President Obama thanks Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell. Except he called him “Mike” McConnell. Vice President Biden is rumored to have responded, “Hey, back off, Barack. I’m supposed to be the stupid one in this administration.”

Just in from a tour of the 57 states, President Obama thanks Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell. Except he called him “Mike” McConnell.

Vice President Biden is rumored to have responded, “Hey, back off, Barack. I’m supposed to be the stupid one in this administration.”

H/T: Politico.com

You know Ed Schultz and Al Sharpton have no sense of decency. Now they prove they have no sense of humor.

Rush Limbaugh made a joke. A pretty funny joke. The set up is that the media always positions any criticism of President Obama as racist. So when Democrats criticized his tax compromise, Rush turned the tables and said they must be racists, too.

Rush Limbaugh made a joke. A pretty funny joke. The set up is that the media always positions any criticism of President Obama as racist. So when Democrats criticized his tax compromise, Rush turned the tables and said they must be racists, too.

Here are Rush’s exact words:

Rush: Man, oh, man, oh, man, ladies and gentlemen. The left, what a bunch of racists. I mean they’re all over MSNBC. They are all over the New York Times, the Washington Post. I have never seen such a collection of racists, all these liberals criticizing Obama on this compromise on the tax bill. Well, every bit of criticism of Obama’s always been said to be racist, hasn’t it?

Proving that he’s just as dense as his critics claim, MSNBC’s Ed Schultz didn’t get the joke. Neither did his guest, the esteemed Charlatan Al Sharpton.

Duh.

The following very serious, very outraged discussion ensued.

H/T: Newsbusters.org

Putin slams West over treatment of Julian Assange. No one slams Putin for fear he’ll have them killed.

We hate to admit it, but we’ve come to like Vladimir Putin in a weird sort of way. He hunts, he drives race-cars, he competes in judo tournaments and he doesn’t wear dorky helmets on bicycle rides, throw like a girl or frolic about the White House Lawn with a plastic light-saber.

We hate to admit it, but we’ve come to like Vladimir Putin in a weird sort of way. He hunts, he drives race-cars, he competes in judo tournaments and he doesn’t – like some world leaders we could mention – wear dorky helmets on bicycle rides, throw like a girl or frolic about the White House Lawn with a plastic light-saber.

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Vladimir Putin thinks he's soooo macho, but can he handle a light sabre as deftly our President?

But then we are reminded of his authoritarian side and are brought back to reality.

We can credit ABC News with this latest intervention:

Assange’s arrest in London earlier this week indicated that the West isn’t as democratic as it thinks it is, Putin suggested.

“If there is democracy, it must be a full one. Why did they jail Mr. Assange? Is that democracy?” Putin said at a news conference Thursday. “You know what our villagers say: while someone’s cow is mooing, yours better be silent.” The Russian expression is loosely equivalent to the pot calling the kettle black.

Putin would do well to remember there are worse things than a trial by a jury. Like, for example, a cup of tea fortified with a shot of Polonium 210. That’s how notorious Russian dissident Alexander Litvinenko met his untimely end. With a cup of Polonim 210-spiked tea that might very well have been brewed in a pot or a kettle. We don’t know if Putin recalls the specific color of these items.

Sadly this irony was lost on ABC News.

– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com

Source: ABC News

Segregated public school named after President Obama

A new Dallas school named after President Obama proudly discriminates against girls. Even the name of the school sounds horribly discriminatory based on everything liberals believe in.

A new Dallas school named after President Obama proudly discriminates against girls. Even the name of the school sounds horribly discriminatory based on everything liberals believe in.

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The Barack Obama Male Leadership Academy, home of the Michelle Obama Cafeteria & Salad Bar

You can learn the details from the Dallas Independent School District:

Dallas ISD’s newest magnet school-Barack Obama Male Leadership Academy at B.F. Darrell-will open to students in grades six through nine in August 2011. Two years in the planning, the school will offer a small, focused learning environment where young men are prepared for leadership roles in school, the community, and society.

“We’ve experienced the value of single gender education through the Irma Lerma Rangel Young Women’s Leadership School, which has consistently been one of Dallas ISD’s top performing schools since opening in 2004,” Superintendent of Schools Michael Hinojosa said. “We have the same expectations for the all-male leadership academy.”

Curriculum

The curriculum at Barack Obama Male Leadership Academy at B.F. Darrell will include pre-AP and AP classes, foreign languages, robotics, accelerated math and science, journalism, writing, and public speaking. The young men will be required to complete a technology-based project and a community service project each year.

The Barack Obama Male Leadership Academy? It’s not only discriminatory, it’s contradictory. Barack Obama has proven that he knows nothing about leadership and very little about being a man.

But the school is unique. The foreign language classes will teach students how to bow in seven different languages. Al Gore will guest lecture about robotics. The accelerated math classes will teach students how to count to infinity or the national debt – whichever comes first. The journalism classes will focus teach the students how to ask slanted questions. And the public speaking classes will feature the nation’s only public school Teleprompter.

Other than that, it’s just like any other public school.

Source: DISD.org

It’s Inexplicable Photo Caption Contest Time

No prizes other than the warm glow of self-satisfaction you’ll get from posting the funniest caption for this damn near inexplicable photo of President Obama.

No prizes other than the warm glow of self-satisfaction you’ll get from posting the funniest caption for this damn near inexplicable photo of President Obama.

Make ’em funny, damn it, or you’ll be banished to LittleGreenFootballs.com.

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H/T: Moonbattery

The incredible shrinking mandate: Obama abdicates, Bill Clinton takes over White House

An incredible event occurred at the White House on Friday. President Obama meekly excused himself from his own press briefing and former President Clinton took over, fielding questions for more than half an hour.

An incredible event occurred at the White House on Friday. President Obama meekly excused himself from his own press briefing and former President Clinton took over, fielding questions for more than half an hour.

Had some emergency caused President Obama to rush away? Had the red phone rung? Was North Korea bombing South Korea again? Had Iran launched an attack on Israel?

No. None of those things. He left because he was late for a party and didn’t want to piss off the First Lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dODwyYpDmqY

As the Telegraph UK describes the exceedingly odd situation:

But after a few opening comments, Mr Obama made clear he had to leave and excused himself, saying that his wife, Michelle, expected his presence at one of the many parties that presidents host during the month of December.

“I’ve been keeping the First Lady waiting,” he said.

Mr Clinton, who clearly had some time on his hands, responded: “I don’t want to make her mad. Please go.”

“And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way you, you miserable excuse for a President,” he thought to himself.

Every time we think this President can’t make himself look any weaker, he surprises us. We’d say man up, but that seems unlikely with this President.

Source: Telegraph UK

When progressives attack: New commercial uses Obama’s own words against him

So the Progressive Change Campaign Committee just put out a new TV commercial. It makes it pretty clear that President Obama broke his campaign promise about tax rates. And it does it by using his own words against him.

Progressives (don’t you hate that affectation?) are pissed that President Obama caved in on the Bush tax cuts.

So the Progressive Change Campaign Committee just put out a new TV commercial. It makes it pretty clear that President Obama broke his campaign promise about tax rates. And it does it by using his own words against him.

Don’t get us wrong – we’re glad the tax rates got extended, but we love watching The World’s Greatest Orator (yeah, he was still held that title when this speech was made) claiming that the Bush tax cuts “offend my conscience.”

Keith Olbermann is even angrier at Obama than he is at Republicans. Or maybe it’s the other way around.

As you watch this overbearing Olbermann clip, keep one thing in mind: Keith Olbermann is loyal to principles. But if you happen to forget it, don’t worry, because Keith will remind you.

Would you call this a meltdown? Pseudo-righteous indignation? Over the top smugness? Or all of the above?

As you watch this overbearing Olbermann clip, keep one thing in mind: Keith Olbermann is loyal to principles. But if you happen to forget it, don’t worry, because Keith will remind you.

Attempt by Obama to appear man-like angers left wing constituents

Driving the liberals’ moral outrage is Obama’s recent trip to Afghanistan “…where he put on a leather bomber jacket and told U.S. troops: ‘You’re achieving your objectives. You will succeed in your mission.’“

Nothing makes liberals madder than a President in leather. If you don’t believe that check out the Huffington Post’s article entitled “A Hollow Bomber Jacket.”

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Nobody, and we mean nobody, is buying manly-man Obama in a bomber jacket

The article contends that the Obama presidency has been a miserable failure. When your liberal friends write things about you like “For the Obama presidency, moral collapse has taken on the appearance of craven clockwork, establishing a concentric pattern — doing immense damage to economic security at home while ratcheting up warfare overseas,” you have to wonder what your enemies are writing.

Driving the liberals’ moral outrage is Obama’s recent trip to Afghanistan “…where he put on a leather bomber jacket and told U.S. troops: ‘You’re achieving your objectives. You will succeed in your mission.’“

So now the left is comparing Obama to Johnson of all people, saying “At the end of a year with massive U.S. military escalation in Afghanistan, parallels with the Johnson administration’s unhinged Vietnam War are hard to miss”.

Of course, being compared to Johnson is a big come down for a man who was formerly compared to God.

Obama’s situation appears dire, lambasted by the right for being too soft and hated on by the left for being too hard, and no Goldilocks in sight.

Source: Huffington Post

Bill Maher proves he’s a wussy by calling President Obama a wussy

Bill Maher appeared on CNN and called President Obama “a wussy.” Of course, wussy is a wussy way of saying pussy, proving that Maher and Obama are, in fact, two of a kind.

Bill Maher appeared on CNN and called President Obama “a wussy.” Of course, wussy is a wussy way of saying pussy, proving that Maher and Obama are, in fact, two of a kind.

Fox Nation has the delicately worded details:

During his appearance on CNN’s Fareed Zakaria GPS today, Bill Maher said that he felt President Obama was acting ‘wimpy’ and ‘wussy’ lately. “I’m just so disappointed that he seems to be another in a long line of Democrats that come across as wimpy, and wussy, and whatever word you want to ascribe to it, and not standing up for what they believe in enough,” Maher said.

He also joked that “He looks beaten down….I thought when we elected him, as a comedian, two years in I’d be making jokes about what a gangster he was.”

Two mistakes in that paragraph. Maher assumed he’d be making jokes about what a gangster Obama was and then compounded his error by assuming he was a comedian.

Source: Fox Nation

Dan Rather says Obama will face primary challenge if he caves on taxes, immediately followed by Obama caving on taxes

Dan Rather warned today on MSNBC that a deal to extend all of the current tax hikes would create a demand for a primary challenge to Barack Obama from the Left in 2012.

Oh, that colorful country boy Dan Rather. He’s just full of homespun homilies. Why, as he might say, “I’m full of what comes out of the south end of a northbound bull.”

HotAir.com described the situation pretty damn well:

Dan Rather warned today on MSNBC that a deal to extend all of the current tax hikes would create a demand for a primary challenge to Barack Obama from the Left in 2012. Big progressive contributors to the Democratic Party have already concluded that Obama won’t fight for his principles, Rather told the “Lean Forward” network, and that the Bush-era tax rates would be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Actually, Rather offers a more complicated down-homish colorful metaphor, but essentially says that the Left is so shocked, shocked! that this lifetime backbencher provides no leadership that they will actively recruit someone with those qualities for the 2012 cycle.

Of course, mere hours after Rather made this dire forecast, Obama caved on all the Republican demands for extensions of the Bush tax cuts and then poked his left wing supporters in the eye by proposing his own Social Security tax cut.

As Dan might say, “I’m feeling lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut.”

H/T: HotAir.com

Obama was right: His election did mark the moment the rise of the oceans began to slow

Remember Obama’s victory speech in St. Paul, Minnesota when he said of his election, “This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal. Damn it, it looks like he was right.

Remember Obama’s victory speech in St. Paul, Minnesota when he said of his election, “This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.”

Sure, we laughed at what seemed like a megalomaniacal statement, but, damn it, it looks like he was right.

Al Gore said the world’s major coastal cities would be underwater by the end of the century, but according to data from the Gravity Recovery and Climate Experiment, we’ve been saved from a hydrological hell by the power and glory of Barack Obama.

Physorg.com has the story of our salvation:

According to the new results, the annual world average sea level rise is about 1 millimeter, or about 0.04 of an inch. In some areas, such as the Pacific Ocean near the equator and the waters offshore from India and north of the Amazon River, the rise is larger. In some areas, such as the east coast of the United States, the sea level has actually dropped a bit over the past decade.

The surface of the sea is a constantly shifting fabric. To achieve a truer sense of how much the sea is changing in any one place, scientists measure the strength of gravity in that place. Measuring gravity over a patch of ocean or dry land provides an estimate of how much mass lies in that region. The measured mass depends on the presence of such things as mountains, glaciers, mineral deposits, and oceans.

If the gravity measurement for a place is changing, this could mean that the place is losing mass because of a retreating glacier or gaining mass if, as in the ocean surrounding Antarctica, new melt water is streaming in.

The Gravity Recovery and Climate Experiment, or GRACE for short, consists of a pair of satellites moving in an orbit that takes them over the South and North Poles. The two craft, nicknamed Tom and Jerry after the television cartoon characters, send constant signals to each other to determine their relative spacing to about 10 microns — one-tenth the width of a human hair — over a distance of 130 miles. If the first craft flies above a slightly more weighty area of the Earths’ surface — like a mountain range — it will be tugged a bit out of place, an effect picked up by a change in the relative spacing of the craft.

Gore said oceans would rise by 20 feet by the end of the century. The IPCC said it would be more like two feet. Now it looks like it will be more like two inches.

See? The rise of the oceans has been slowed just like Barack Obama said. Don’t know about you, but we feel like such fools for not believing him.

Source: Physorg.com

What President Obama’s really doing when he says he’s focused on jobs

Don’t you just know that no matter how many unemployed we have, President Obama, deep in his heart of hearts, wishes he could add one more to the number.

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Don’t you just know that no matter how many unemployed we have, President Obama, deep in his heart of hearts, wishes he could add one more to the number.

Gene Simmons of KISS wants to take back his Obama vote

Far be it from us to be the bearers of bad news, Gene, but the Constitution doesn’t allow you to take your vote back. If it did, we wouldn’t be in the situation we’re in today.

Parker. Spitzer. Simmons.

One smart person out of three ain’t a bad average. Hell, if we were talking about major league baseball that would be a .333 batting average and worth about $15,000,000 a year. But this is CNN so it ain’t worth the copy of the New York Times they read to do show prep.

Far be it from us to be the bearers of bad news, Gene, but the Constitution doesn’t allow you to take your vote back. If it did, we wouldn’t be in the situation we’re in today.

H/T: TheBigFeed

You are now entering the Vortex of Bad Presidents: Carter to meet with Obama

This should be entertaining. Miserable failure Jimmy Carter is going to meet with his latter day political doppelganger.

This should be entertaining. Miserable failure Jimmy Carter is going to meet with his latter day political doppelganger.

Politico.com has the story of the blind leading the bland:

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If at first you don't succeed, give your successor advice on how to succeed

Jimmy Carter wants to see President Barack Obama drop his efforts at bipartisanship during the next two years, and he thinks the president will heed his call.

“In the next two years, President Obama will be much more independent in fighting hard to prevail and not trying to reach out,” the former president said in an interview with CBS News on “Washington Unplugged.” “I think he’ll be a much more tough proponent of what he stands for in the future, giving up on Republicans’ support and taking his case to the American public.”

Meanwhile, Carter will meet with Obama on Tuesday, White House press secretary Robert Gibbs confirmed.

Carter had planned to meet with the White House’s national security adviser, Tom Donilon. Obama then asked Carter if he would stop by for a meeting, Gibbs told reporters on Tuesday.

What advice could Carter possibly have? How to handle the Iranian threat? How to improve the economy? How to control a domineering wife?

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of the West Wing.

Source: Politico

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