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Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, 44th president of the United States — socialist, radical, and enemy of Americans who believe in the constitution. Here are hundreds of articles on this man.

Sarkozy fears that Obama may be stark, raving insane

Kumbaya, brothers and sisters. The presidency of Barack Obama will go down in history as one in which enemies became friends and friends became lovers and Obama himself ascended to his rightful place in the pantheon of gods.

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French President Sarkozy tries to escape from the clutches of insane American President Obama

Kumbaya, brothers and sisters. The presidency of Barack Obama will go down in history as one in which enemies became friends and friends became lovers and Obama himself ascended to his rightful place in the pantheon of gods.

Not.

The European Union Times reports on the latest little wrinkle in Obama’s grand plan:

A new report circulating in the Kremlin today authored by France’s Directorate-General for External Security (DGSE) and recently “obtained” by the FSB shockingly quotes French President Nicolas Sarkozy [photo top right with Obama] as stating that President Barack Obama is “a dangerous[ly] aliéné”, which translates into his, Obama, being a “mad lunatic”, or in the American vernacular, “insane”.

According to this report, Sarkozy was “appalled” at Obama’s “vision” of what the World should be under his “guidance” and “amazed” at the American Presidents unwillingness to listen to either “reason” or “logic”. Sarkozy’s meeting where these impressions of Obama were formed took place nearly a fortnight ago at the White House in Washington D.C., and upon his leaving he “scolded” Obama and the US for not listening closely enough to what the rest of the World has to say.

Apparently, as this report details, the animosity between Sarkozy and Obama arose out of how best the West can deal with the growing threat posed by rising Islamic fundamentalism. Both Sarkozy and his European neighbors had previously been supported in their efforts by the United States in forming an alliance to strengthen the integration of Muslim peoples into their societies, and has including France and Belgium moving to ban the wearing of burqa’s.

We’d say that Smart Diplomacy™ has now been replaced by Insane Diplomacy™, but we’re really having a little trouble telling the difference between the two.

Source: European Union Times

“I’ll take “Name Your Favorite Baseball Player” for $2000, Alex”

When baseball announcer and former player Rob Dibble asked President Obama, who claims to be a huge White Sox fan, to name his favorite player, the President sounded as if he needed his teleprompter.

When baseball announcer and former player Rob Dibble asked President Obama, who claims to be a huge White Sox fan, to name his favorite player, the President sounded as if he needed his teleprompter.

Dibble: “Having played with the White Sox for a short time, I know how the Cubs fans and White Sox fans go back and forth. Who was one of your favorite White Sox players growing up?”

Obama: “You know uh ….. I … I thought that … uh …. you know … the truth is a lot of the Cubs I like too! But, uh … I did not become a Sox fan until I moved to Chicago. Because I uh …. I was growing up in Hawaii so I ended up actually being an Oakland A’s fan.”

So the President of the United States, who claims to be a huge White Sox fan, stuttered and stammered and couldn’t name a single White Sox player.

As baseball fans, we find ourselves forced to call bullshit on the President. He got caught doing that politician thing by claiming to be something he’s clearly not. No real baseball fan would have to hesitate for a moment before naming his favorite player. Ask George Will the same question and see how quickly he answers.

For example, the editor of IHateTheMedia.com can still name the starting line-up and most of the rest of the roster from the 1959 Los Angeles Dodgers (who, coincidentally, defeated Obama’s Chicago White Sox in the World Series).

Off the top of my head:

Catcher – Johnny Roseboro
First Base – Gil Hodges
Second Base – Charlie Neal
Shortstop – Don Zimmer
Third Base – Jim Gilliam
Left Field – Wally Moon
Center Field – Duke Snider
Right Field – Carl Furillo
Starting Pitchers – Don Drysdale, Johnny Podres, Roger Craig, Stan Williams
Relief Pitchers – Clem Lebine, Johnny Klippstein, Larry Sherry, Danny McDevitt, Sandy Koufax
One Additional Player – Rip Repulski, my all-time favorite baseball name

This is not a complete list and it may not be perfect. I only named 18 of the 25 players and probably misspelled a couple of them and may even be wrong a time or two.

Fact is, real baseball fans can easily reel off the names of their favorite players on their favorite team. Those names are emblazoned forever in our minds, probably crowding out far more valuable information.

That doesn’t make real baseball fans smarter than the President. Just more honest.

“Sure, Obama’s answer was nine times longer than the Gettysburg Address, but it was, like, a gazillion times more bitchin’.”

The brilliant Charles Krauthammer riffs on Obama’s 17 minute, billion word answer to a woman who didn’t like higher taxes

The brilliant Charles Krauthammer riffs on Obama’s 17 minute, billion word answer to a woman who didn’t like higher taxes:

“I don’t know why your surprised. It’s only nine times longer than the Gettysburg Address. And, after all Lincoln was answering an easier question on the higher purpose of the union and soldiers that fall in battle. Look the president had an easy answer. He could have said, “Hey I wanted to make history with health care and to do it and to make the CBO numbers look OK I had to raise your taxes. Sure it’s not a good time economically in the middle of a recession but politically I had to because I have a window a majority in Congress and I’m going to lose in November.” End of answer.”

Can’t really remember what Mr. Hostettler said in history class. Did anyone go out to the kitchen and make a sandwich during the Gettysburg Address?

Obama falls down and goes boom. Kind of like his poll numbers.

Of course, if George Bush had tripped over a curb it would have been the top story on the nightly news. But since this is President Obama, it’s doubtful that you’ll see the trip and the fall anywhere but the internet.

Of course, if George Bush had tripped over a curb it would have been the top story on the nightly news. But since this is President Obama, it’s doubtful that you’ll see the trip and the fall anywhere but the internet.

Super Secret Agent 26: Who’s the man in the front row?

Who’s the guy in #26 jersey directly behind home plate who turns his back on Obama during the pitch.

Yeah, pretty much everyone has shown this video of President Obama throwing a like a girl tossing out the first pitch at the National’s game.

But we’re far more interested in the guy in the first row directly behind home plate who turns his back on Obama during the pitch. The guy wearing the #26 jersey.

Is he making a silent protest against the President’s policies? Or is he a secret service agent keeping an eye on the crowd? Or is there another answer?

What do you think?

Don’t read the bad Obama poll, Mika. Don’t read it. Please don’t read it. I’m begging you not to read it. D’oh.

The other day on Morning Joe, Gayle King knew she wasn’t going to like the results of a new poll that showed the public prefers Republicans over Democrats, so she asked Mika not to read them on the air.

We’ve never understood why Gayle King is a celebrity except that her resume contains one very important job – Oprah Winfrey’s best friend.

Nevertheless, King shows up here and there to pontificate in ways that only Oprah’s best friend would be allowed to get away with.

The other day on Morning Joe, for example, King knew she wasn’t going to like the results of a new poll that showed the public prefers Republicans over Democrats, so she asked Mika not to read them on the air.

“Every time he speaks,” King concluded, “I get inspired all over again.”

Hey, whaddaya know. We have something in common with Oprah Winfrey’s best friend.

Every time we hear Obama speak, we’re also inspired.

Inspired to see him out of the White House ASAP.

H/T: NewsBusters.org

Hate Mail of the Week

You are all a bunch of sad, racist little haters who stand against our President because he’s not white. Everything else is smoke and mirrors at the core you hate him because he’s Black. period. End of story.

Ahhh, you know you’re doing something right when you can generate this kind of love from the libs:

From: IloveObama@*****.com

You are all a bunch of sad, racist little haters who stand against our President because he’s not white. Everything else is smoke and mirrors at the core you hate him because he’s Black. period. End of story.

Fortunately the vast Majority of Americans are better than you and we will continue to grow and prosper while you and the hate you so readily embody will die out like typewriters as a thing of the past.

Thank you. That you very much. We’ll be here all week.

Could Obama be fined $500 for falsifying census form?

Barack Obama filled out his family’s census form Monday, but could be in a heap of trouble for falsifying information.

When we filled out our census forms, we were careful to list Obama, the office cat, as half black and half white

Barack Obama filled out his family’s census form Monday, but could be in a heap of trouble for falsifying information.

The Harvard-educated President seems to have intentionally overlooked his caucasian mother’s contribution to his racial makeup and checked only one box – the one that said “Black, African Am., or Negro”.

The Population Reference Bureau says:

The 2010 Census continues the option first introduced in the 2000 Census for respondents to choose more than one race.

The law states that fines of up to $500 may be assessed for submitting false information, so we expect Attorney General Eric Holder to come knocking on the White House door any day now.

In other news, Obama’s Alzheimers condition will not be covered under new health care plan.

Source: Politico, Population Reference Bureau

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How’s that new chapter in American relations with the world’s hopeless places working out?

It appears that Obama’s approval ratings in Indonesia are following the same trajectory they’re following in the United States.

About as well, we’d say, as that hope and change thing is working out here in the United States.

You might remember back in 2007 when candidate Barack Obama, said, “Instead of retreating from the world, I will personally lead a new chapter of American engagement. It is time to offer the world a message of hope to counter the prophets of hate. My experience has brought me to the hopeless places. As a boy, I lived in Indonesia and played barefoot with children who could not dream the same dreams that I did.”

Maybe we misinterpreted the speech. We thought he was talking about the Muslim world when he talked about “the hopeless places.” Subsequent events indicate that he may have been talking about Detroit.

Based on the Washington Post article above, it appears that Obama’s approval ratings in Indonesia are following the same trajectory they’re following in the United States.

H/T: National Review Campaign Spot

White House working on new design for future Easter Egg Rolls?

Easter eggs aren’t the only thing that are going to roll at the WhiteHouse today. We expect heads to roll, too, when David Axelrod discovers that these lovely Barack Obama-inspired eggs were available, yet not used.

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Easter eggs aren’t the only thing that are going to roll at the WhiteHouse today. We expect heads to roll, too, when David Axelrod discovers that these lovely Barack Obama-inspired eggs were available, yet not used.

This year, the White House went with Easter eggs that were “made from paperboard that contains no wood fibers from endangered forests, is recyclable and features vegetable-oil based inks and a water-based coating. What’s more, they’ll come in purple, pink, green and yellow and feature the stamped signatures of both President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama.”

Stamped autographs? That’s it? No 21st century American kid is ever going to be indoctrinated inspired by a lousy water-colored egg with a phony stamped autograph.

So in the future, expect David Axelrod to demand that these Obama design eggs be used at all White House Easter Egg Rolls.

After all, what better way for children to learn the true meaning of Easter than to roll eggs emblazoned with the image of the one true God.

President explains why Americans don’t love ObamaCare yet: It’s all the media’s fault

Why have the American people not yet bowed down en masse to thank The Greatest President In History for the blessings of ObamaCare? According to President Obama it’s because people are just too damn impatient.

Why have the American people not yet bowed down en masse to thank The Greatest President In History for the blessings of ObamaCare? According to President Obama it’s because people are just too damn impatient.

“It just happened last week! It’s only been a week! Can you imagine if some of these reporters were working on a farm and you planted some seeds and they came out next day and they looked — ‘Nothing’s happened! There’s no crop! We’re going to starve! Oh no! It’s a disaster!’ It’s been a week, folks.”

Might we note that there’s one thing farming and ObamaCare have in common: Liberal amounts of bullshit are required to make either one succeed.

H/T: Bluegrass Pundit

America’s first socialist president calls Limbaugh and Beck “troublesome”

It must have been difficult for President Obama to hear Harry Smith’s question when it was asked because of the fact that newsman’s lips were firmly planted on the President’s ass, causing the words to be a bit muffled.

It must have been difficult for President Obama to hear Harry Smith’s question when it was asked because of the fact that newsman’s lips were firmly planted on the President’s ass, causing the words to be a bit muffled.

So just in case you have trouble hearing the question and answer, he’s a quick summary:

Smith: Listening to talk radio… The kindest of terms, you are sometimes referred to out in America as a socialist. The worst of which I heard you called a Nazi.
Obama: Well I think that when you listen to Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck it’s pretty apparent. It’s troublesome.

Indeed, we can imagine that it does seem a bit troublesome when freedom of speech keeps getting in the way of your socialist utopia.

New study says ability to dance enhances ability to survive. Well, that may explain everything.

If you’ve ever seen President Obama dance, you know that he got his rhythm gene from his mother. And according to a new study, that may explain all the difficulties he’s encountered in his first year in office.

If you’ve ever seen President Obama dance, you know that he got his rhythm gene from his mother. And according to a new study, that may explain all the difficulties he’s encountered in his first year in office.

LiveScience.com reports the rhythm-challenged details:

A study published in the Public Library of Science’s genetics journal in 2006 suggested that long ago the ability to dance was actually connected to the ability to survive.

According to the study, dancing was a way for our prehistoric ancestors to bond and communicate, particularly during tough times. As a result, scientists believe that early humans who were coordinated and rhythmic could have had an evolutionary advantage.

The researchers examined the DNA of a group of dancers and non-dancers and found that the dancers shared two genes associated with a predisposition for being good social communicators.

It was not reported if there were any genes associated with the inability to communicate without a Teleprompter.

Source: LiveScience.com

Convincing evidence that Obama is a Marxist

The Marx Brothers – Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Gummo, Zeppo and Karl – were obviously the inspiration for President Obama. The words from 1933’s Duck Soup, in which Rufus T. Firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt Freedonia, are oddly prophetic.

The Marx Brothers – Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Gummo, Zeppo and Karl – were obviously the inspiration for President Obama. The words from 1933’s Duck Soup, in which Rufus T. Firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt Freedonia, are oddly prophetic. Is Obama a Marxist?

H/T: Reader Dave

Reverend Wright says you’re the bigot

Please allow us to break the bad news to you personally. You’re a bigot. You hate the poor and people of color and that’s the only reason you oppose ObamaCare. Must be true, because Reverend Jeremiah Wright said so and he’s a man of the Lord.

Please allow us to break the bad news to you personally. You’re a bigot. You hate the poor and people of color and that’s the only reason you oppose ObamaCare. Must be true, because Reverend Jeremiah Wright said so and he’s a man of the Lord.

As in, “Good Lord, what a friggin’ lunatic.”

H/T: Breitbart.tv

Greatest President In History makes Most Radical Appointment In History

Nobody writes half a story as well as the Huffington Post. In its latest Republican bash-a-rama, HuffPo criticizes conservatives for raging at Obama’s recession appointments despite the fact that they loved recession appointments when Bush did them.

Nobody writes half a story as well as the Huffington Post. In its latest Republican bash-a-rama, HuffPo criticizes conservatives for raging at Obama’s recession appointments despite the fact that they loved recession appointments when Bush did them.

Of course, HuffPo admits that “There is a key difference, however, between 2005 and 2010: the amount of Senate obstruction.” Well, that could be it, we suppose, but it also might have something to do with the type of people Obama has nominated.

Craig Becker, for example. If you missed the highlights of Mr. Becker’s stellar career, try watching this video again. This guy may well be the most liberal radical appointment Obama has made in a long line of most liberal radical appointments.

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“It’s just going to be like Christmas.” And other fairy tales.

Just for fun, let’s combine two quick clips with a personal story and then laugh our asses off at the naivety of Obama voters.

Just for fun, let’s combine two quick clips with a personal story and then laugh our asses off at the naivety of Obama voters.

The first clip is North Carolina resident DeCarlo Flythe (one of our all-time favorite names, by the way).

“It’s just going to be like Christmas,” Flythe said of ObamaCare. “It’s going to be great. You know, no worries (about) the bills. We are going to go ahead and pay our co-pay and be alright.”

Then let’s go back in time to the woman who said “Obama’s going to pay for my gas and mortgage.”

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Is Barry Soetoro (a.k.a. Barack Obama) operating under false identity?

Yeah, it’s probably crazy, but that doesn’t keep it from being pretty damn interesting. Just exactly who is this guy who’s now President of the United States?

the Barry Soetoro a.k.a. Barack Obama we had up was pulled off youtube. Here are others we’re plugging in

We think the first one is the same as the one we had before. The first and the second are the same except for some added captions in the second on, but we’ll keep both on here for safekeeping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra8SJBEzhxc

Barry Soetoro a.k.a. Barack Obama? Who is Barry Soetoro?

Yeah, it’s probably crazy, but that doesn’t keep it from being pretty damn interesting. Just exactly who is this guy who’s now President of the United States, Barry Obama, er, Barry Soetoro?

Can we see the Barry Soetoro (Obama) records? And how about the Barry Soetoro birth certificate while we are at it.

Obama disses Netanyahu, sets yet another foreign policy milestone

You might forgive Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for feeling a little dissed by The Greatest Diplomat In History. President Obama gave him a mere handshake instead of a bow and then walked out to attend a private dinner.

Obama's "smart diplomacy" has prompted Israelis to post signs that say, "Anti-Semitic Jew hater"

You might forgive Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for feeling a little dissed by The Greatest Diplomat In History. President Obama gave him a mere handshake instead of a bow and then walked out to attend a private dinner.

Really. Fox News reports, “For a head of government to visit the White House and not pose for photographers is rare. For a key ally to be left to his own devices while the President withdraws to have dinner in private was, until this week, unheard of. Yet that is how Benjamin Netanyahu was treated by President Obama on Tuesday night, according to Israeli reports on a trip viewed in Jerusalem as a humiliation.”

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And while he’s on a roll, Max Baucus admits healthcare bill will break Obama’s tax pledge

Thursday was a big day for Montana Democrat Max Baucus. First he admitted that ObamaCare was really about redistribution of wealth. Now he admits that it will cause President Obama to break his tax pledge to the middle class.

Thursday was a big day for Montana Democrat Max Baucus. First he admitted that ObamaCare was really about redistribution of wealth. Now he admits that it will cause President Obama to break his tax pledge to the middle class:

“One other point that I think it’s very important to make,” Baucus said, “is that it is true that in certain cases, the taxes will go up for some Americans who might be making less than $200,000.”

What? Gasp! We are shocked. Shocked, we tell you. Who ever could have foreseen the day when Barack Obama would need to backtrack on one of his campaign promises.

Why, next thing you know, he’ll hire a tax cheat to run the Treasury Department.

Source: RealClearPolitics.com

Did Newsweek’s Howard Fineman just become a birther?

Keith Olbermann broke out in a nervous sweat last night when Newsweek’s Ron Fineman sounded as if he had become one of those dreaded birthers.

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Keith Olbermann broke out in a nervous sweat lthis week when Newsweek’s Howard Fineman sounded as if he had become one of those dreaded birthers.

Fineman explained how ObamaCare got passed:

Fineman: Persistence by President Obama, who comes from a country of long-distance runners and was one; persistence in canniness by Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel…

Olbermann: You just said that the President comes from a nation of long-distance runners. You mean he`s descended from them.

Fineman: Descended from them, excuse me.

Olbermann: Otherwise, the headline is, “Fineman, birther.”

Fineman: Birther, yeah, no, descended from.

Fineman was this close to never being invited back on the Olbermann show. This close.

Source: NewsBusters.org

Joe Biden wipes the smile off Obama’s effin’ face

We swear this is our final story on Joe Biden’s f-bomb at the White House signing ceremony for ObamaCare. But please indulge us, because we just noticed something about Obama’s reaction that we haven’t seen anyone else comment on. Watch the video again, this time keeping an eye on President Obama’s face. The sequence of events is as follows:

We swear this is our final story on Joe Biden’s f-bomb at the White House signing ceremony for ObamaCare. But please indulge us, because we just noticed something about Obama’s reaction that we haven’t seen anyone else comment on.

Watch the video again, this time keeping an eye on President Obama’s face. The sequence of events is as follows:

1. Obama smiles broadly.
2. Biden drops the f-bomb.
3. Smile suddenly disappears from Obama’s face.
4. Obama wonders to himself, “What was I thinking when I chose this moron?”

We’ve been wondering the same thing, Mr. President.

Saying f@ck wasn’t Joe Biden’s only f@ck up Tuesday

You’ve surely read the story of Joe Biden leaning over to President Obama and saying, “This is f@ckin’ big” during Tuesday’s ObamaCare signing ceremony. But c’mon, man, this is Joe Biden. The man is too big to screw up just once a day.

Greek? Roman? Aw, what the hell. It's all Greek to Joe Biden.

You’ve surely read the story of Joe Biden leaning over to President Obama and saying, “This is f@ckin’ big” during Tuesday’s ObamaCare signing ceremony.

But c’mon, man, this is Joe Biden. The man is too big to screw up just once a day.

Top of the Ticket reveals Joe’s other special moment:

Biden is fond of quoting poets in public, usually Irish ones and often in the Mideast for some reason. But today the man who was a senator while Obama was in the sixth grade chose another nationality.

Here’s what he said, according to the White House transcript:

As I said just before the president signed the healthcare bill, I quoted Virgil, the classic Greek poet, who once said, ‘The greatest wealth is health.’ The greatest wealth is health. Mr. President, you’ve made us a nobler and wealthier nation by providing for the health of your fellow citizens.

Here’s the problem, as loyal Ticket reader Mike points out:

Virgil wasn’t Greek. He was Roman. Very Roman. So Roman, in fact, that the author (70 BC-19 BC) of the “Aeneid,” among other famous works, is buried in Naples.

“Stand up, Virgil, let ‘em see you. Oh, what am I talking about?”

Source: Top of the Ticket

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