Now we know why Obama locked up his college records — he failed math

Monday in Strongsville, Ohio, President Obama said that ObamaCare will reduce health insurance premiums for businesses by “3,000 percent.” Now that’s what we call stimulus! Considering a 100% reduction would result in premiums of zero, just think how much money a business will actually make with the other 2,900%!

Monday in Strongsville, Ohio, President Obama said that ObamaCare will reduce health insurance premiums for businesses by “3,000 percent.” Now that’s what we call stimulus! Considering a 100% reduction would result in premiums of zero, just think how much money a business will actually make with the other 2,900%!

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Obama owns the car companies, wants to buy Boardwalk, Park Place and all the railroads

Why, lord a’mighty, these Washington, DC folks spend tax dollars like Monopoly money. Good thing we have an aggressive cost cutter like Barack Obama in the White House.

Why, lord a’mighty, these Washington, DC folks spend tax dollars like Monopoly money. Good thing we have an aggressive cost cutter like Barack Obama in the White House.

H/t: WeaselZippers.net

Obama introduces environmentally-friendly Easter eggs (apparently real eggs aren’t green enough)

There are days when this blogging thing is easy. Like shooting Easter bunnies in a barrel. Fox News has details on the White House’s latest environmental inanity.

61% of those under the age of six no longer believe in the Easter Bunny. 49% of those over the age of 18 no longer believe in BarackObama.

There are days when this blogging thing is easy. Like shooting Easter bunnies in a barrel.

Fox News has details on the White House’s latest environmental inanity:

This year’s White House Easter Egg roll will be eggs-actly what the bunny ordered. The environmentally concerned bunny, that is.

A White House announcement Monday said the eggs at this year’s April 5 roll will be made from paperboard that contains no wood fibers from endangered forests, is recyclable and features vegetable-oil based inks and a water-based coating.

What’s more, they’ll come in purple, pink, green and yellow and feature the stamped signatures of both President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama.

Just what every three year old kid wants — a phony autograph of Barack Obama on a phony Easter egg.

Doesn’t that just sum up this administration perfectly?

Source: Fox News

Was it Photoshop or divine intervention?

Anyone think this photo that ran in the New York Times article, As Health Vote Awaits, Future of a Presidency Waits, Too, might have had a teensy weensy bit of ever-so-slightly biased Photoshop work? Or was it simply divine intervention?

Anyone else think this photo that ran in the New York Times article, As Health Vote Awaits, Future of a Presidency Waits, Too, might have had a teensy weensy bit of ever-so-slightly biased Photoshop work? Or was it simply divine intervention?

The people have spoken: Obama says half the letters he gets call him an idiot.

Abraham Lincoln said, “You can fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.” But if only 50% of the people think Barack Obama is an idiot, he’s still managing to fool the other 50%.

Abraham Lincoln said, “You can fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.” But if only 50% of the people think Barack Obama is an idiot, he’s still managing to fool the other 50%.

RealClearPolitics.com reveals the details:

Tongue-in-cheek, the President remarked that his staff did not spare him the wrath of his correspondents – selecting a representative portion of 10 letters for him to read when he returns to the White House residence at night.

“I will tell you, that my staff is very even-handed, because about half of these letters call me an idiot!” Mr Obama said overnight, chuckling at his own joke during a rally in Saint Louis, Missouri.

IHateTheMedia.com surveyed its readers and discovered that 50% agree and called Obama an idiot.

However, 27% called him a Kenyan, 13% called him a Communist, 9% called him completely unqualified, and 1% called him a completely unqualified idiot Kenyan Communist.

The people have spoken.

Source: Real Clear Politics

Andrea Mitchell pulls out her pom poms and leads cheers for President Obama

Well, let’s give Andrea Mitchell credit. She says what she thinks and thinks what she says. Of course, she oozes liberalism, which sounds horribly unpleasant.

Here’s a quick clip in which the so-called reporter openly shills for ObamaCare with Congressman Elijah Cummings because, well, just because the President needs it, damn it.

Well, let’s give Andrea Mitchell credit. She says what she thinks and thinks what she says. Of course, she oozes liberalism, which sounds horribly unpleasant.

Here’s a quick clip in which the so-called reporter openly shills for ObamaCare with Congressman Elijah Cummings because, well, just because the President needs it, damn it.

Mitchell: Bottom line, what happens if you don’t get health care for this president is, this is really all-or-nothing for the sense of his power, his legacy, he’s invested so much in this, in this first year. You’ve got to get this for him.

Cummings: Andrea, I agree with you a million percent.

“Gimme an O, gimme a B, gimme an A, gimme an M, gimme an A. What does it spell? Bankruptcy.”

Not funny: U.S. official forced to apologize for joking about laughable Gadhafi

In Barack Obama’s world of leftist lunacy, it’s wrong to make an honest observation about the patently absurd. In this case, a State Department official has been forced to apologize to Libyan dictator Muammar Gadhafi.

Reagan bombed him, Obama aplogizes to him. Doesn't that just sum it all up.

In Barack Obama’s world of leftist lunacy, it’s wrong to make an honest observation about the patently absurd. In this case, a State Department official has been forced to apologize to Libyan dictator Muammar Gadhafi.

The Associated Press has all the details:

Chief department spokesman P.J. Crowley said he regretted any offense caused by his response to a reporter’s question about Gadhafi’s recent call for a holy war against Switzerland. Libya said last week it might take action against American business interests there if a formal apology was not made.
 
”I understand that my personal comments were perceived as a personal attack,” Crowley told reporters. “The comments do not reflect U.S. policy and were not intended to offend. I apologize if they were taken that way. I regret that my comments have become an obstacle to further progress in our bilateral relationship.”

He made the remark in question on Feb. 26 when he was asked what the U.S. thought of Gadhafi’s appeal for “jihad” against Switzerland after the country banned construction of new mosque minarets. Crowley said he was reminded of Gadhafi’s lengthy speech at the United Nations last September in which the Libyan leader ripped pages from the U.N. Charter.

“I saw that report and it just brought me back to a day in September, one of the more memorable sessions of the U.N. General Assembly that I can recall: lots of words and lots of papers flying all over the place, not necessarily a lot of sense,” he said.

The joke wasn’t funny. That’s the only thing Crowley should apologize for.

Source: Associated Press

“Aha,” David Axelrod said to the President, “I think I’ve figured out what your problem is.”

The President’s socialist agenda isn’t the problem. His horrible appointments aren’t the problem. And his massive deficits aren’t the problem. No. The problem is that just too many people watch that damn Fox News.

The morning crew at Fox News seethes with rage 24 hours a day. Even when they’re not on the air.

The President’s socialist agenda isn’t the problem. His horrible appointments aren’t the problem. And his massive deficits aren’t the problem. No. The problem is that just too many people watch that damn Fox News.

The Telegraph UK reports the denial on the Potomac:

“Obama’s big problem,” a senior Democrat told me, “is that four times as many people watch Fox News as watch CNN.” The Fox network is a remarkable cultural phenomenon which almost shocks those of us from a country where a technical rule of impartiality is applied in the broadcast media. With little rest, it pours out rage 24 hours a day: its message is of the construction of the socialist state, the hijacking of America by “progressives” who now dominate institutions, the indoctrination of children, the undermining of religion and the expropriation of public money for these nefarious projects. The public loves it, and it is manifestly stirring up political activism against Mr Obama, and also against those in the Republican Party who are not deemed conservatives. However, it is arguable whether the now-reorganising Right is half as effective in its assault on the President as some of Mr Obama’s own party are.

Got that? Fox pours out rage 24 hours a day. Because rage is really appealing and people are really drawn to watch it 24 hours a day.

Morons. That’s it. No other comment necessary.

Source: Telegraph UK

The great, late Barack Obama

It turns out Obama’s most profuse apologies came before he was elected President. He apparently spent the bulk of his long, rich career in the United States Senate apologizing to other Senators, witnesses, aides, and anyone else who happened to be near the Capitol.

Barack Obama has aplogized to the Muslim world, the Special Olympics, descendents of slaves, and everyone else with pouts on their faces in his general vicinity.

But it turns out Obama’s most profuse apologies came before he was elected President. He apparently spent the bulk of his long, rich career in the United States Senate apologizing to other Senators, witnesses, aides, and anyone else who happened to be near the Capitol.

Of course, all these apologies give rise to the question “Where was Senator Obama and why was he always late for committee meetings?”

Source: AceofSpades

Uh-oh. Obama approval matches all-time low.

After promising that jobs were job #1, then immediately returning to the health care debate, President Obama has seen his approval numbers slump to an all-time low.

After promising that jobs were job #1, then immediately returning to the health care debate, President Obama has seen his approval numbers slump to an all-time low.

Rasmussen reports the lastest numbers:

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Wednesday shows that 22% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-one percent (43%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -21. That matches the lowest Approval Index rating yet recorded for this President…

Forty-two percent (42%) of Democrats Strongly Approve while 72% of Republicans Strongly Disapprove. Among those not affiliated with either major political party, 17% Strongly Approve and 45% Strongly Disapprove.

Fifty-seven percent (57%) believe that passage of the proposed health care legislation will hurt the economy. Just 25% believe it will help.

Prepare yourself to see this story repeated countless times in the months ahead. The only difference will be new lows.

Source: Rasmussen Reports

President Obama proves he doesn’t know what he doesn’t know

President Obama had a brief lapse – yeah, let’s call it a lapse – toward the end of the ObamaCare Summit.

President Obama had a brief lapse – yeah, let’s call it a lapse – toward the end of the ObamaCare Summit.

If malpractice reform is so important to the Republicans, he wondered, then why didn’t they do something about it when they ran the show in Washington, DC.

Obama: Medical malpractice has been mentioned. Now, look, let me be honest. This is something, historically, that Democrats have been more resistant to than Republicans. I will note that, when we had a Republican president and Republicans controlled the House and Republicans controlled the Senate, somehow it didn’t happen. And I’m surprised.

(Unknown): We needed 60 votes in the Senate, too, Mr. President.

Obama: Well, the — see… (LAUGHTER) See there?

Greatest President In History. And smartest darn professor of Constitutional Law Ever, too.

Source: HotAir.com

Dan Rather says Obama “couldn’t sell watermelons.” Unknown if Rather thinks he could sell fried chicken.

Is Dan Rather a racist? Despite this outrageous comment, we don’t think so. We think it was just a poor attempt on Rather’s part to create one of those artificially-folksy idioms for which he’s famous.

Is Dan Rather a racist? Despite this outrageous comment, we don’t think so. We think it was just a poor attempt on Rather’s part to create one of those artificially-folksy idioms for which he’s famous.

Rather: Part of the undertow in the coming election is going to be President Obama’s leadership. And the Republicans will make a case and a lot of independents will buy this argument. “Listen he just hasn’t been, look at the health care bill. It was his number one priority. It took him forever to get it through and he had to compromise it to death.” And a version of, “Listen he’s a nice person, he’s very articulate” this is what’s been used against him, “but he couldn’t sell watermelons if you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.”

Now, then, had you asked Is Dan Rather stupid, well, that’s a whole different question.

Source: NewsBusters.org

Was Obama really a professor of constitutional law?

Is the President’s resume accurate when it comes to his career and qualifications? I can corroborate that Obama’s “teaching career” at Chicago was, to put it kindly, a sham.

Phony Professor Obama lectures at the University of Chicago

In case you were having trouble telling the difference, here’s what separates IHateTheMedia.com from the New York Times:

We haven’t checked out the veracity of this story because we don’t have the resources. They haven’t checked out the veracity of this story because they don’t want to know the truth.

It’s just one of those stories that came floating in over the internet:

Is the President’s resume accurate when it comes to his career and qualifications? I can corroborate that Obama’s “teaching career” at Chicago was, to put it kindly, a sham.

I spent some time with the highest tenured faculty member at Chicago Law a few months back, and he did not have many nice things to say about “Barry.” Obama applied for a position as an adjunct and wasn’t even considered. A few weeks later the law school got a phone call from the Board of Trustees telling them to find him an office, put him on the payroll, and give him a class to teach. The Board told him he didn’t have to be a member of the faculty, but they needed to give him a temporary position. He was never a professor and was hardly an adjunct.

The other professors hated him because he was lazy, unqualified, never attended any of the faculty meetings, and it was clear that the position was nothing more than a political stepping stool. According to my professor friend, he had the lowest intellectual capacity in the building. He also doubted whether he was legitimately an editor on the Harvard Law Review, because if he was, he would be the first and only editor of an Ivy League law review to never be published while in school (publication is or was a requirement).

True? What do you think?

Source: Director Blue

Obama pissed. Obama pouting. Obama frustrated. Obama indignant. Repeat as necessary.

Perhaps we should have said, “Repeat ad nauseum.” Because as this CNN clip shows, when President Obama wasn’t talking at the healthcare summit, he was posing.

Perhaps we should have said, “Repeat ad nauseum.” Because as this CNN clip shows, when President Obama wasn’t talking at the healthcare summit, he was posing.

Source: NewsBusters.org

No wonder Obama hates Las Vegas. He can’t pick a winner

Yes, President Obama’s losing streak extends beyond mere politics to the wide world of sports.

"Michelle is gonna kill me when she finds out I lost her case of beer."

It all makes a bit of sense now.

First consider the fact that President Obama warned Americans several times to stay away from Las Vegas. Then consider the fact that he backed the losers in Massachusetts, Virginia, New Jersey and now in Vancouver.

Vancouver?

Yes, President Obama’s losing streak extends beyond mere politics to the wide world of sports.

Turns out President Obama placed a friendly wager with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper on the outcome of Sunday’s Olympic ice hockey gold medal game. Obama put up a case of Yuengling beer from a small brewery in Pennsylvania and Harper risked a case of Molson Canadian beer. (Sucker’s bet, Prime Minister Harper, because you risked the high octane Canadian beer for a chance to win watery American beer.)

That, of course, eliminated any possible chance for the gold medal that the American team may have had and Canada won the game 3-2 game in an exciting sudden death overtime period.

Enjoy your weak beer, Prime Minister Harper, while we suffer south of the border with a weak president.

Obama says man cannot control nature. Except when there’s a hefty tax involved.

First clip: Obama announces that man cannot control nature. Especially if you’re talking about earthquakes.

Second clip: Obama announces that man can control nature. Especially if you’re talking about global warming.

If he can figure out how to do Quake-and-Trade, he’ll suddenly change his mind and decide we can control earthquakes, too.

That Magic Touch: Obama campaigns for Reid, Reid loses ground in polls

Proving once again that the magic touch is gone, President Obama’s campaign appearances for Harry Reid helped the popularity-challenged Senator lose ground among Nevada voters.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal reveals the depressing details:

During his whirlwind visit to Las Vegas two weeks ago, President Barack Obama mentioned U.S. Sen. Harry Reid by name four dozen times, gave him a big hug and talked him up as if he was a long-lost brother.

(IHTM Editor’s Note: Despite Obama’s assertion that Reid is a long-long brother, Reid does not appear to have a negro dialect. So we think the President may be mistaken.)

In remarks that could not have been more laudatory, Obama repeatedly characterized the veteran Democratic leader as a man “made of very strong stuff” who was making the right decisions for the state back in the nation’s capital.

But as Reid faces an uphill path to win re-election to a fifth Senate term, Obama’s enthusiastic endorsement does not appear to have improved the Senate majority leader’s standing among constituents, according to a new poll conducted for the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

Reid got no bounce from Obama’s visit on Feb. 19, when the president spoke highly of him at Green Valley High School and to business leaders at CityCenter, polling indicates.

A larger percentage of voters surveyed (17 percent) said they would be less likely to vote for Reid following the president’s visit than said they would be more likely to vote for him (7 percent). Seventy-five percent said Obama’s visit would have no effect on how they vote.

“Reid was not helped, and Obama was not any more popular than he was before he came to the state,” said Brad Coker, managing director at Mason-Dixon Polling & Research.

Based on Obama’s campaign successes in Virginia, Pennsylvania and Massachusetts, we eagerly anticipate his campaign tour prior to the November elections.

Go, Barack, go.

Source: Las Vegas Review-Journal

It’s a reconciliation nation

It’s a reconciliation nation and Barack Obama is the king.

We don’t know Maksim, but take a look at his site. Just our opinion, but we don’t think anyone on the internet can match his mad PhotoShop skills. He’s also a full blown pseudo-Communist, which is, of course, the best kind of Communist.

Source: iMaksim.com

World’s richest man thinks ObamaCare is a big ol’
waste of money

Billionaire Warren Buffett, one of President Obama’s strongest supporters, thinks the current health-care bill should be ditched in favor of a new plan that focuses on “cost, cost, cost.”

Billionaire Warren Buffett, one of President Obama’s strongest supporters, thinks the current health-care bill should be ditched in favor of a new plan that focuses on “cost, cost, cost.”

Buffett accuses Obama of “dream[ing] up 2,000 pages of other things.”

“I believe in insuring more people, ” Buffett said, “but I don’t believe in insuring more people until you address … the cost aspect of this.”

“I don’t care what Warren Buffett thinks about healthcare,” Vice President Biden said, “But I have to admit that I love that Margaritaville song. ”

Obama inadvertently reveals that he doesn’t understand how insurance works

Obama inadvertently reveals that he doesn’t understand how insurance works. This is a teachable moment.

The President is fond of what he calls teachable moments. So what have we been taught by this video clip?

1. If you want to be covered when you get rear-ended, purchase collision and comprehensive insurance, not just the legally-required, minimum liability policy.

2. If you get rear-ended, it’s probably the other guy’s fault so you should call his insurance company, not your own.

3. Just because you graduate from Harvard doesn’t mean you know how the real world works.

And that, friends, is what you call a teachable moment. Just not the kind the President intended.

Source: HotAir.com

Obama picks his nose on national television

Turns out The Greatest President In History human after all. He puts his pants on one leg at a time and picks his nose one finger at a time.

He’s digging for gold. Picking a winner. Drilling for oil. Exploring the cave. Call it what you want, but as far as we’re concerned this was the highlight of the ObamaCare Summit.

Turns out The Greatest President In History human after all. He puts his pants on one leg at a time and picks his nose one finger at a time.

Sure, it’s a cheap shot, but we do it just to annoy those liberals who still think he’s Captain Perfect.

Heresy! Rep. Paul Ryan says Washington doesn’t have all the answers

You could almost hear the collective gasp of horror that came from Democrats in the room. And if were not mistaken, Nancy Pelosi came down with a bad case of the vapors.

Republican Paul Ryan told the ObamaCare Summit that Washington doesn’t have all the answers.

You could almost hear the collective gasp of horror that came from Democrats in the room. And if were not mistaken, Nancy Pelosi came down with a bad case of the vapors.

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