Video: Nothing says “down home” like a country song about Hillary Clinton running for president. Number 59,000 on the country – western charts.
http://youtu.be/rfU3hI8ML30
Tag: Hillary Clinton
Hillary: We Must Empathize With America’s Enemies
Hillary: We Must Empathize With America’s Enemies. Just what they’re counting on. Mamby-pamby-touchy-feely suckers to play right into their hands. What part of the word enemy doesn’t she get?
Hillary’s unbelievable quote blows up Twitter
Hillary’s unbelievable quote blows up Twitter. Elitist much?
Hilarious: Bill Maher’s liberal guests long for President Hilary Clinton
This is comedy gold, far funnier material than any monologue Bill Maher has ever delivered. The thing is, though, they don’t know they’re being funny.
Think of it as buyer’s remorse. Or more accurately, perhaps, liberals’ remorse.
Oh, if only they could have President Hilary Clinton, a true liberal, instead of this disappointing pseudo-liberal Barack Obama.
This is comedy gold, far funnier material than any monologue Bill Maher has ever delivered. The thing is, though, they don’t know they’re being funny.
You can’t make this stuff up: Former Hillary intern now a porn star
Hillary Clinton should have had a clue when she learned the name of the intern she interviewed back in 2006.
Hillary Clinton should have had a clue when she learned the name of the intern she interviewed back in 2006. If there was ever a name that cried out “Porn star” it had to be Sammie Spades.
Here we are five short years later and Sammie has fulfilled the fate destined by her moniker.
The Daily Mail UK keeps us abreast of the story:
Ms Spades, whose assets include a 32DD bust and 26″ waist, was planning on going to college in Buffalo, New York, when she met Mrs Clinton at a banquet and asked if she could intern over the summer months.
To her delight she was accepted at Mrs Clinton’s Buffalo office. She did miscellaneous office work and no doubt made lots of coffee, but did dream of a career in politics.
‘I was planning on becoming an attorney and then going into public office,’ Ms Spades told TMZ.
Sadly, it was not meant to be. We sincerely believe that Sammie’s path in life was predetermined by the name she was given at birth:
But alas, a couple of years after she left Mrs Clinton, Ms Spades ran into money problems.
She abandoned politics and decided a career in porn was the best way to pay the bills.
The star of Big Butts Like It Big 8 and White bubble Butts 4, never stopped admiring Mrs Clinton.
Obviously, there is very little difference between politics and porn.
In one you have to be willing to screw anyone and sell your body and soul to anyone who offers you a little money. And in the other you make movies.
That being said, wouldn’t you agree that it’s an absolutely incredible coincidence that a woman trained by Hillary Clinton should star in a movie called “Big Butts”?
Source: Daily Mail UK
Anthony Weiner’s greatest fear: Facing Hillary Clinton
t’s telling – very telling – that Weiner is more afraid of Hillary Clinton than he is of the President. Unfortunately, that’s not unusual…
Democrats are shunning Anthony Weiner. He’s become a laughing stock. Even his internet paramours have turned on him. But if you think it couldn’t get any worse for the New York Democrat, think again.
The Huffington Post tells the terrifying tale:
Rep. Anthony Weiner has lost nearly all support in Congress, sources told The Huffington Post, but the embattled New York Democrat has an even tougher audience yet to face: He has to explain himself to Hillary Clinton, the formidable secretary of state he has come to regard as his honorary mother-in-law, people who know the Clintons and Weiner said.
“It scares me, and I’m nowhere near Weiner,” said one Clinton-world insider. “I get nervous even thinking about it.”
Weiner’s elegant — and reportedly pregnant — wife, Huma Abedin, is beloved by the former first lady, who has kept Abedin as an aide for 15 years. Hillary Clinton even described her as a second daughter when Weiner and Abedin married last July.
In order to zig just when you thought we were going to zag, here’s our take on this story:
It’s telling – very telling – that Weiner is more afraid of Hillary Clinton than he is of the President. Unfortunately, that’s not unusual, because it appears that no one is afraid of Barack Obama. Especially our enemies.
No fear, no respect. The United States of America, 2011.
Unprecedented!
Source: Huffington Post
The Republic is saved: Obama says he’ll only serve for eight years
There’s good news for those of you who fear that we’ll never get rid of Barack Obama. He has graciously consented to serve just two terms as President of the United States.
There’s good news for those of you who fear that we’ll never get rid of Barack Obama. He has graciously consented to serve just two terms as President of the United States.
The Associate Press has the details:
Eight years as president is enough, thank you. At least that’s what Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton says President Barack Obama told her the other day.
Clinton said Tuesday that she and Obama often marvel over foreign despots who want to stay in power for decades.
She told a State Department forum that neither she nor Obama can understand leaders who refuse to transfer power and cling to office for 10, 20, 30 or 40 years.
She says she and the president joke: “Oh, my gosh. Can you imagine?”
Clinton says Obama told her, “I’m going to win re-election, and then I’m done,” a remark that drew laughter from the audience.
One can only hope his powers of prognostication are as limited as his understanding of the Constitution.
Source: Associated Press
Defense Secretary: “Libya is not a vital interest to the U.S.” Hillary: “Shut the hell up.”
Hillary Clinton kneecapped the Defense Secretary Robert Gates when he started going off the reservation and admitting that Libya is not a “vital interest” for the United States.
Sunday was a great day on the network news programs. You had Joe Lieberman proposing that we invade Syria next and Chris Wallace chastising the President for boycotting Fox News, but the highlight of the morning was the moment that Hillary Clinton kneecapped her own Secretary of Defense live on Meet the Press.
Defense Secretary Robert Gates started things by going off the reservation and admitting that Libya is not a “vital interest” for the United States.
You could almost see a thought balloon forming over Hillary’s head that said, “WTF?” She cut Gates off faster than she cut Bill off during the Lewinsky scandal and attemped to justify whatever it is we’re doing in Libya.
Wouldn’t you have loved to be in the limo with those two after the show was over?
H/T: NewsBusters.org
Smart Power™ personified: Youth groups behind Egypt uprising refuse to meet with Hillary
Hillary Clinton promised that she would use Smart Power™ as Secretary of State. You know, instead of that Dumb Power the Bush administration apparently used.
Hillary Clinton promised that she would use Smart Power™ as Secretary of State. You know, instead of that Dumb Power the Bush administration apparently used.
Mediaite.com reveals how that’s working out in Egypt:
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton arrived in Cairo this morning, but she won’t be meeting with a coalition of six youth groups that emerged from Egypt’s revolution last month. In a blunt snub, members of the January 25 Revolution Youth Coalition said “based on (Clinton’s) negative position from the beginning of the revolution and the position of the US administration in the Middle East, we reject this invitation.”
ABC News reports a Clinton spokesperson had no immediate reaction to the snub, but a State Department official told the network a meeting had been planned for Tuesday, and Clinton still plans to meet with “members of civil society and transitional government officials” as she urges “Egyptians to continue on the path toward democracy.”
“Members of civil society.” Take that, uppity Egyptian youth groups. A stinging rebuke from Ms. Pants Suit Smart Power™.
Source: Mediaite.com
Veteran arrested for silently turning his back on Hillary
If Hosni Mubarak has moved this decisively, this quickly, this ruthlessly, he’d still be running the show in Egypt. Of course, ol’ Hosni was an amateur autocrat compared to our Secretary of State.
If Hosni Mubarak has moved this decisively, this quickly, this ruthlessly, he’d still be running the show in Egypt. Of course, ol’ Hosni was an amateur autocrat compared to our Secretary of State.
The Sky Valley Chronicle highlights Hillary’s hypocrisy:
As Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a speech at George Washington University yesterday condemning governments that arrest protestors and do not allow free expression – and lauding freedom of speech on the Internet – 71-year-old military veteran Ray McGovern was grabbed from the audience in plain view of her by police and an unidentified official in plain clothes and hustled out of the building and, according to McGovern and his supporters, was “brutalized and left bleeding in jail.”
What McGovern did was simply remain standing silently in the audience and turned his back on her as Secretary Clinton began her speech…
According to Mara Verheyden-Hilliard, attorney with the Partnership for Civil Justice Fund, “For this peaceful expression of dissent, he ended up bruised, bloodied, arrested, and jailed. Secretary Clinton never paused, continuing her speech lecturing other countries about the need to allow freedom of expression and dissent, while Mr. McGovern was hauled out in front of her.”
McGovern was later found to have his arm covered with bruises. The metal handcuffs were fastened so tightly that his wrists were cut and some blood flowed from the cuts.
After being held by local police, McGovern was told he was being charged with disorderly conduct.
Just based on the name of McGovern’s group, the Partnership for Civil Justice Fund, we assume he’s a wacko liberal, but we have to come to his defense.
How does silently turning your back on a public official qualify as disorderly conduct?
Source: Sky Valley Chronicle
Hillary says, “Hey, Mahmoud, if you like those Egyptian protests so much, how about having some in Teheran.”
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton actually spoke up against an enemy of the United States. Yeah, the Hillary Clinton. She actually accused Iran and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of hypocrisy.
Well, this is odd. This is something you don’t see very often.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton actually spoke up against an enemy of the United States. Yeah, the Hillary Clinton. She actually accused Iran and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of hypocrisy.
Will wonders never cease?
Hillary falls flat on her face. And we’re not speaking metaphorically.
Hillary not only took a trip to Yemen, she took a trip in Yemen. Fell flat on her face.
Hillary not only took a trip to Yemen, she took a trip in Yemen. Fell flat on her face. Or maybe it was her ass. It’s tough to tell which is which.
And that’s what passes as insightful political analysis here at IHateTheMedia.com.
Hillary selling DVDs on the Home Shopping Network. But wait … there’s more.
Move over, Ron Popeil. Move over, weird guy selling Shamwow’s. Move over, Zombie Billy Mays. A new infomercial superstar has been born. And her name is Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Move over, Ron Popeil. Move over, weird guy selling Shamwow’s. Move over, Zombie Billy Mays. A new infomercial superstar has been born. And her name is Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Think we’re kidding? Not according to this story from US News & World Report:
Over two years after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton got shellacked by Barack Obama in the 2008 Democratic primaries, she remains in debt and has gone the Home Shopping Network path to raise money: Selling signed copies of a DVD recording of her Democratic Convention speech.In an E-mail to her Hillary Clinton for President supporters, she begs with a repeat of a speech line: “You never gave in. You never gave up. And together, we made history.”
The deal, her group says, is simple: Pay $50 and get a DVD of the speech. Pay $250 and it comes with a “signature” DVD. Act now, comes a warning, because there are only 50 of those available.
Our first reaction to this is to laugh our asses off. Our second reaction is to encourage you to buy as many of these DVDs as possible. The last time the Clinton’s were this desperate for cash ICBM technology got sold to the Chinese.
What could be worse than that you might ask? Two words: sex tape.
Operators are standing by.
– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com
Source: USNews.com
Breaking News: Bear doesn’t shit in woods, Pope isn’t Catholic and CBS believes Hillary is telling the truth
With just a year or so before the presidential campaign of 2012 really starts heating up, Hillary Rodham Clinton has assured the world that she has no intention of seeking the White House. Of course, we all know what a Hillary Clinton assurance is worth.
There she goes again. With just a year or so before the presidential campaign of 2012 really starts heating up, Hillary Rodham Clinton has assured the world that she has no intention of seeking the White House. Of course, we all know what a Hillary Clinton assurance is worth.
True to the old saying “Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice then we must be the CBS News Department,” that venerable agency has the following report:
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has once more reiterated that she will not run for president in 2012, going so far as to refer to her current role in government as “my last public position.”
In case you’ve forgotten, this is the very same Hillary Clinton who expected you to believe:
She never suspected Bill of messing around with Monica and knew that those accusations were simply the creations of “a vast right wing conspiracy.”
She brought peace to Northern Ireland.
On the morning of September 11, 2001 Chelsea was jogging around the WTC.
She braved sniper fire on a trip to Bosnia.
She was named after Edmund Hillary when she was born in 1947, although he was an obscure New Zealand beekeeper until he scaled Mount Everest 1953.
She had no intention of running for President (in the 2008 election).
And, of course, she’s always been a Yankees fan.
– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com
Source: CBS News
Was it a funny question? Hillary cackles when Chris Wallace asks if she’ll ever run for office again.
Chris Wallace tried to ask Hillary Clinton is she would ever run for office again. Her answer? She cackled. It’s her standard non-answer whenever she’s confronted with a tough question she doesn’t want to answer.
Chris Wallace tried to ask Hillary Clinton is she would ever run for office again. Her answer? She cackled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb-ZLxo67MM
Is a cackle an answer? Well, in Hillary’s case, it’s really more of a non-answer. In fact, it’s her standard non-answer whenever she’s confronted with a tough question she doesn’t want to answer.
Here’s a Glenn Beck video (from back in his HLN days) looking at the history of the world’s most annoying cackle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlF12X1dCeo
H/T: Gateway Pundit
Hillary Clinton pledges $150 million to stimulate the economy – the Palestinian economy
The Bush administration wanted to export democracy. The Obama administration only wants to export your tax dollars. After all, the Stimulus worked sooooo well here that its benefits should be shared with the world.
The Bush administration wanted to export democracy. The Obama administration only wants to export your tax dollars. After all, the Stimulus worked sooooo well here that its benefits should be shared with the world.
VOA News has the story:
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced new funding to the Palestinian Authority and held talks with Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit on Wednesday, a day before her scheduled meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in New York.
Clinton said that she and her Egyptian counterpart discussed several issues here in Washington, ranging from Israeli-Palestinian issues to the international tribunal investigating the 2005 assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri.
“It is important that we do everything we can at a particularly sensitive time in the region to try to redouble our efforts to achieve a two-state solution [to Israeli-Palestinian tensions], to help stabilize the situation in Sudan, and to work to ensure that the people of Lebanon can have accountability in the search for justice,” said Hillary Clinton.
Blah, blah, blah, Hillary. How, exactly, are we going solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict? By giving the Palestinians money, of course.
Earlier, Clinton announced that the United States has transferred $150 million in new aid to the Palestinian Authority to help close its budget gap.
“This new funding will help the Palestinian Authority pay down its debt, continue to deliver services and security to its people, and keep the progress going,” she said. “It will support our work together to expand Palestinians’ access to schools, clinics and clean drinking water in both the West Bank and Gaza [Strip].”
The secretary of state said the funds bring U.S. direct budget assistance to the Palestinian Authority to $225 million this year. Overall support and investment to the Palestinians is nearly $600 million for the year.
Got that? It’s not just a cash bonanza for the terrorists, it’s an investment. That is, “the investing of money or capital in order to gain profitable returns.”
Note to the Obama administration: This investment’s going to turn out about as profitably as the one you made in General Motors. Except that General Motors doesn’t want to kill every single one of us.
Source: VOAnews.com
Uh-oh. Obama has a polling problem far worse than the one that shows 24% of Americans think he’s Muslim
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse for the 21 century’s answer to Jimmy Carter, along comes this poll from Rasmussen
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse for the 21 century’s answer to Jimmy Carter, along comes this poll from Rasmussen:
Forty-eight percent (48%) of U.S. voters now regard President Obama’s political views as extreme. Forty-two percent (42%) place his views in the mainstream, according to a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey.
By comparison, 51% see the views of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as mainstream. Thirty-five percent (35%) think Clinton’s views are extreme. Fourteen percent (14%) are undecided.
There you go, President Obama – your legacy. You’ll go down in history as the first person who ever made someone as liberal as Hillary Clinton look mainstream.
Source: Rasmussen
Clinton spent $5,000,000 on Chelsea’s wedding last week, donates $10 to Pakistan relief this week
“Here you go, Pakistan,” said the Secretary of State, “but don’t spend it all in one place.” Those weren’t Hillary’s exact words, but it’s a pretty good approximate translation
“Here you go, Pakistan,” said the Secretary of State, “but don’t spend it all in one place.” Those weren’t Hillary’s exact words, but it’s a pretty good approximate translation.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton pressed Americans on Wednesday to donate money to flood relief efforts in Pakistan, saying she is leading by example and just made a $10 donation herself.
“I just texted a contribution myself, because we know from our own experience, particularly in Haiti, small donations can add up to make a big difference,” Clinton told reporters on Wednesday.
“Americans have always shown great generosity to people facing crises worldwide. So I urge Americans to join this effort and send some much needed help to the people of Pakistan.”
Clinton urged people to text the word “SWAT” to the number, 50555, and reply “yes” when asked to confirm, in order to make a $10 donation to help the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees.
Sure, about 95% of every dollar we send to Pakistan goes straight to a budget line item called “Corruption”, but c’mon Madame Secretary of State, a little perspective is in order here. $10 isn’t much.
Maybe you could have thrown in a little fruit punch and a few leftover pieces of that $11,000 wedding cake you bought for Chelsea’s wedding.
That could have fed about 1,000,000 starving Pakistanis for a month.
Source: TheHill.com
Hillary’s southern accent explained: Blame it on migraines
Remember when Hillary visited Southern states during the Democrat primaries and suddenly developed a southern drawl? At the time, we accused her of pandering to her mostly black audience. Well, now we are issuing a complete and full apology to Ms. Clinton.
Remember when Hillary visited Southern states during the Democrat primaries and suddenly developed a southern drawl? At the time, we accused her of pandering to her mostly black audience. Well, now we are issuing a complete and full apology to Ms. Clinton.
It turns out there was a simple explanation after all. Migraines.
Breitbart.com explains the painful repercussions:
A British woman has suddenly started speaking with a Chinese accent after suffering a severe migraine, she said in comments quoted by British media Tuesday.
Sarah Colwill believes she has Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS) which has caused her distinctive West Country drawl to be replaced with a Chinese twang, even though she has never even visited the country.
The 35-year-old from Plymouth, southwest England, is now undergoing speech therapy following an acute form of migraine last month which reportedly left her with a form of brain damage.
Hmmm. Brain damage. That may well explain not just Hillary’s southern drawl, but the entire liberal agenda.
Source: Breitbart.com
Hugo Chavez calls Clinton “a blonde Condoleezza”
Hugo Chavez proved just how out of touch he is this week by calling Hillary Clinton “a blonde Condoleezza.” Wrong historical reference, Hugo. Think Evita instead.
Hugo Chavez proved just how out of touch he is this week by calling Hillary Clinton “a blonde Condoleezza.” Wrong historical reference, Hugo. Think Evita instead.
Reuters has the misogynistic details:
Venezuela’s President Hugo mocked U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Friday as a “blond” version of her predecessor, and said a row with Spain over alleged links with rebel groups was over.
Visiting Latin America this week, Clinton said the Obama administration’s policies towards the region were helping blunt the criticism of the United States by leftist leaders like Chavez.
“To me, she’s like Condoleezza Rice … a blond Condoleezza,” said the Venezuelan, referring to former U.S. president George W. Bush’s secretary of state, with whom he exchanged frequent harsh words at long-distance.
Citing comments by Clinton in Brazil, Chavez said she was proving to be equally aggressive. “She comes to Brazil to provoke us, to try and divide us from our brothers.”
Just remember one thing, Hugo. The blonde is from a bottle. If you really wanted to be accurate you would have said Hillary is “a gray Condoleezza.”
Source: Reuters
Hillary’s new hair style makes her look absolutely angelic
Hey, don’t ask us to explain the photo caption. Ask the New York Times.
In case you can’t read the caption, it says: “Hillary Clinton and Chilean President Michelle Bachelet”
Hey, don’t ask us to explain the photo caption. Ask the New York Times.
In case you can’t read the caption, it says: “Hillary Clinton and Chilean President Michelle Bachelet”
Source: RegretTheError.com
Feverishly, Barbara pressed her soft, moist lips to Hillary’s pouting breasts
No, we can’t explain this photo. But Democrat Senators Chuck Schumer and HIllary Clinton appear to be making a Barbara Mikulski sandwich. A ménage à droit, so to speak.
No, we can’t explain this photo. But Democrat Senators Chuck Schumer and HIllary Clinton appear to be making a Barbara Mikulski sandwich. A ménage à droit, so to speak.
The thought is too horrifying to contemplate.
Hillary Clinton looks older than Don Imus,
more cross-eyed than Marty Feldman
Rush Limbaugh caught all kinds of flak when he said America would never elect Hillary Clinton because it didn’t want to see a woman get old. At least he didn’t say America would never elect Hillary Clinton because it didn’t want to see her get cross-eyed.
Rush Limbaugh caught all kinds of flak when he said America would never elect Hillary Clinton because it didn’t want to see a woman get old. At least he didn’t say America would never elect Hillary Clinton because it didn’t want to see her get cross-eyed.
Here’s one photo that demonstrates both sad fates.
Source: DailyLife.com
Hillary Clinton gives “smart diplomacy” a solid B-plus
State Hillary Clinton has ‘fessed up that Barack Obama’s “smart diplomacy,” which seems to be comprised of writing pretty letters and giving pretty speeches aimed at Iran, has produced results just as impressive as the smart diplomacy policy with North Korea. Which is zero.
And when we say “solid B-plus“ we mean it’s a complete, dismal failure.
Yes, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has ‘fessed up that Barack Obama’s “smart diplomacy,” which seems to be comprised of writing pretty letters and giving pretty speeches aimed at Iran, has produced results just as impressive as the smart diplomacy policy with North Korea. Which is zero.
This video demonstrates a first: Former UN Ambassador John Bolton and Clinton agreeing on something.
Source: Gateway Pundit
Paris law makes it illegal for women to wear pants. Hillary to break diplomatic relations?
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton must be livid. Turns out Paris still has a law on the books that prohibits women from wearing pants. That, of course, makes her world-class collection of pant suits worthless in the City of Lights.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton must be livid. Turns out Paris still has a law on the books that prohibits women from wearing pants. That, of course, makes her world-class collection of pant suits worthless in the City of Lights.
The Telegraph UK reports this odd tale from the land of ungrateful frogs and women with hairy arm pits:
The rule banning women from dressing like men – namely by wearing trousers – was first introduced in 1800 by Paris’ police chief and has survived repeated attempts to repeal it.
The 1800 rule stipulated than any Parisienne wishing to dress like a man “must present herself to Paris’ main police station to obtain authorisation”.
In 1892 it was slightly relaxed thanks to an amendment which said trousers were permitted “as long as the woman is holding the reins of a horse”.
Then in 1909, the decree was further watered down when an extra clause was added to allow women in trousers on condition they were “on a bicycle or holding it by the handlebars”.
In 1969, amid a global movement towards gender equality, the Paris council asked the city’s police chief to bin the decree. His response was: “It is unwise to change texts which foreseen or unforeseen variations in fashion can return to the fore.”
The latest attempt to remove the outmoded rule was in 2003, when a Right-wing MP from President Nicolas Sarkozy’s UMP party wrote to the minister in charge of gender equality. The minister’s response was:
“Disuse is sometimes more efficient than (state) intervention in adapting the law to changing mores.”
“They can kiss my ass,” Hillary reportedly muttered.
To which Nicolas Sarkozy responded, “Ce, ma cheri, serait un emploi à plein temps.”
Translation: That, my dear, would be a full-time job.”
Source: Telegraph UK
