Senator Arlen Specter, Democrat-for-Now from Pennsylvania, is penning a book. But he doesn’t have a title for it. Not yet, anyway.
We assume he’s having trouble for two reasons. First, coming up with a title would be a decisive action that he couldn’t spin into something completely different somewhere down the road. And, second, some unknown political ghostwriter is really putting the book together and Specter will have no idea what it says he said until he reads it.
So we thought we (and you) might be able to help him out with some title ideas. Please note that Benedict Arlen has been eliminated from contention because it was too much of a gimme.
Without further adieu, we proudly present our top seventeen titles for the Senator’s new book:
- Old and Yeller
- Portrait of Cowardice
- The Crime of the Ancient Senator
- War and Peace. No, Make that War. No, Peace.
- Yeah, Definitely War.
- The Strangest Bedfellow
- Keystone Cop Out
- The Fraud and the Prince
- Specter, Sphincter, Tomayto, Tomahto
- I Survived Cancer. Then I Became One
- Waking Up on the Wrong Side of History … Again
- From Whore to Eternity
- The World According To TARP
- Gullible’s Travels
- The Great Ratsby
- Origin of the Feces
- Red State Badge of Courage
Any other ideas? Feel free to leave them in the comments.
Source: USA Today
– Written by Sven Waring
