Ultimate arbiter of cool announces that Obama still is

by editor on June 24, 2011

David Axelrod is a rumbled, old political strategist with a wrinkled suit, a bad haircut, a silly moustache and cloud of cigarette smoke hanging over his head. He’s so far from cool that it’s a long distance call.

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David Axelrod is (a) saying Barack Obama is A-OK or (b) his arthritis is acting up again

Nevertheless, Axelrod wants you to know that he knows what cool is. And in David Axelrod’s mind Barack Obama is the coolest of the cool. The hippest of the hip. The grooviest, baby.

Real Clear Politics reports Axelrod’s delusion:

”I find it as cool to be an Obama supporter. Having sat with him for two years is the White House and watched him — watching him work through some very difficult things with a lot of intelligence and grace, equilibrium. I, I have great admiration for him,” Obama’s chief campaign strategist told CNN.

“The people who were participating in the campaign in 2008 weren’t involved n some sort of cult of personality. It wasn’t just about Barack Obama, it was the country and they cared deeply about this country,” Axelrod said in his answer a question about how to make Obama “cool” again.

Well, there you have it. If someone as cool as David Axelrod says Obama is still cool, then cool he is.

In a Bay City Rollers kind of way.

Source: Real Clear Politics

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28 Comments on "Ultimate arbiter of cool announces that Obama still is"

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
June 24, 2011 12:59 pm

I didn’t realize that being a narcissist, liar, and totally useless was so cool!! Must be all that Lake Michigan water.

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CaliforniaDave
June 24, 2011 1:16 pm

If you have to tell people how “cool” or how “bad” you are…you’re not.

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hisham
June 24, 2011 1:39 pm

Yo’mama’s not saying how cool he is, David Axelrod’s doing it for him, I mean, after all, David is the King of Pimp!

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Joe Redfield
June 24, 2011 1:29 pm

Axelrod had to watch him to make sure the Presidential shoe laces were tied, the barn door was zipped up, and the teleprompter was plugged in. And, he moved the re-election HQ to Chicago where most of the local media are not watching.

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Plainsman
June 24, 2011 1:31 pm

Cool? What is cool? I mean, do we want Fonzie in the WH? Cool doesn’t make it with me. I’ll trade that any day for integrity, honesty, courageousness, morality, sensitivity, compassion.. none of which his coolness displays. Axelrod is a tool.

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hisham
June 24, 2011 1:55 pm

I wish David Axelrod would get a job picking up soap flakes in a prison shower. It wouldn’t do any damage to his street cred and I’d get a kick out of watching what happens when the water’s turned on and the other inmate’s are allowed to lather up!

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Elrond Hubbard
June 24, 2011 2:07 pm

Dressing smartly, reading the Teleprompter well, throwing showy White House parties and playing a good round of golf (with lots of mulligans) may be “cool” but it ain’t competent. Coolness is surface flash, an obsequious posse (or press) and lots of flatterers. We don’t need a “cool” President, we need a competent President…and, so far, I haven’t seen one.

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john
June 24, 2011 2:41 pm

That’s important how “cool” a dipshit like axlerod thinks obama is? It is I guess to the fools in Hollywood, they’re just court jesters anyway. When I’m on a job I could give sht how “cool” someone thinks they are, I want someone competent.

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jukin
June 25, 2011 8:15 am

I got a hunski that says that Axelrod was given a daily swirly in high school.

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matthew s harrison
June 24, 2011 2:52 pm

Obama’s top adviser is an ad-man who looks like Adolf Hitler. Too funny.

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June 24, 2011 2:54 pm

I totally needed this guy to tell me what’s cool. What’s with the porn moustache? I bet he thinks that a pet rock is totally cool.

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Buck O'Fama
June 24, 2011 3:18 pm

Yeah, I’m sure Obama, like any other skilled practitioner of political theatre, is expert at LOOKING composed, gracious, intelligent, wise and caring… it’s just that it’s all an act. The reality, his actual decisions, SUCK. The man’s a clueless moron, a fool, a stupe, a dimwit. He probably couldn’t think his way out of a paper bag even in a pouring rain. But he would sure LOOK like he had the situation well in hand, all the while he was sitting in the damn bag getting wet.

I think even a mercenary jackass like Axelrod can understand the difference.

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June 24, 2011 4:13 pm

Great picture of Axlerod . . . he looks like he’s about to head out to the pool house and inform Thomas Magnum that he has over staid his welcome.

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June 24, 2011 4:41 pm

I didn’t vote for McCain because I thought he was cool. I voted for him because I hoped he might be a bit more competent than Obama. Turns out a Veg-O-Matic is more competent than Obama.

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YT
June 25, 2011 1:57 pm

Veg-o-matic is cooler than obama too.

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June 24, 2011 5:12 pm

I Hate the Media bloggers make me laugh! “He’s so far from cool it’s a long distance call.” Priceless.

Oh, yeah, the man has his new 2012 gear available for order online now. Axelrod is probably NOT the guy they should have modeling the t-shirts.

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jciii
June 24, 2011 6:56 pm

I must pull the punch on this one. Any parent who raises a daughter with severe disabilities and still puts his shoes on in the morning gets a pass from me.

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PsychoDad
June 24, 2011 9:05 pm

In that vein, I hope you are head – over- heels for Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman.

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June 24, 2011 9:55 pm

Good point. He gets attention from media on that score and he is even considered heroic. However Sarah Palin does not get to be considered heroic for not aborting a Down Syndrome baby. I am down with anyone who does their duty as per their children, I just think it should be the same throughout and it isnt.

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Not so silent
June 24, 2011 8:28 pm

Axelgrease has hooked his wagon to a failing star… Perhaps he ought to start dressing in a cheerleader outfit with B.O. on it…Never mind the mental picture just made me loose my vision..

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Big Al
June 25, 2011 3:52 am

Don’t believe him-Rosemary’s Baby has lost its mojo.

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ddub
June 25, 2011 5:05 am

It never ceases to amaze… The absolute continued hilarity. Was it Limbaugh who first suggested that politics is show biz for ugly people? This fundamental disconnect with reality that these idiots have is stunning.
Personally, I just don’t get it. His whole look says “douchebag”. Tremendous endorsement for Obama, a 52 year-old nerd thinks you’re the coolest!

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deepthinker
June 25, 2011 6:45 am

I belive the best description of barry is street hustler. Those who listened and fell for it all are just fools.

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Jim Stewart
June 25, 2011 10:51 am

Imagine my relief knowing Obama is still cool. I wish I could have a guy like Axelrod telling me I was cool during my mosdef not-cool high school daze.

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DJ
June 25, 2011 10:56 am

“The people who were participating in the campaign in 2008 weren’t involved n some sort of cult of personality. It wasn’t just about Barack Obama, it was the country and they cared deeply about this country,” Axelrod said in his answer a question about how to make Obama “cool” again.”

Sorry Axelrod, but ‘cult of personality’ is what Barack is all about (He’s a rock star, dammit!).

As far as making him ‘cool’ again, I suggest a mondo piece of ice…the Mendenhall Glacier sounds like just the place for Captain Zero.

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Jim Stewart
June 26, 2011 8:14 am

I wonder if Obama will still be cool after we kick his ass to the curb in November 2012?

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June 26, 2011 10:26 am

I’m sure he’ll have a full schedule of speaking engagements, at tens of thousands per.

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June 26, 2011 10:39 am

There will be always enough fools in the world to pay to see him pontificate about crap.

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