The Ten Commandments according to Barack Obama

November 2, 2009, 2:00 am · 9 comments

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The deification of Barack Obama continues.

Sting says, “He’s sent from God.” Archbishop Gabriel Charles Palmer-Buckle of Ghana said there is “a divine plan behind” Obama’s election. “It’s like the biblical story repeating itself,” the Archbishop said, noting the Old Testament story of Joseph, who became a top government official after being sold into slavery.

As a result, the 1900-page ObamaCare bill will probably be the last piece of legislation ever passed in Congress.

After that, we will all lead our lives based on the wisdom handed down in The Ten Commandments According To Barack Obama.

Verily.

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