Bolivian president says eating too much chicken makes you gay

by editor on April 25, 2010

Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales

Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales spoke to reporters after enjoying a delicious chicken dinner and midnight stroll in Tegucigalpa.

Sure, it sounds daft. But we say don’t dismiss Bolivian President Evo Morales’ theory too quickly. It may go a long way toward explaining why Colonel Sanders was such a spiffy dresser.

The Guardian UK has the deep-fried details:

Evo Morales has claimed that both homosexuality and baldness can be caused by the humble chicken.

Speaking at an environmental conference on Tuesday, Morales said chicken producers injected fowl with female hormones and insisted that “when men eat those chickens they experience deviances in being men”.

The Bolivian president since 2005 added that eating chicken could make men go bald.

Morales’s theories do not appear to have been immediately accepted by the scientific community, to put it mildly, and have been criticised by Spain’s National Federation of Lesbians, Gays, Transsexuals and Bisexuals, which sent a letter of protest to the Bolivian embassy in Madrid describing the president’s remarks as homophobic.

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Source: Guardian UK

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CO2Insanity April 25, 2010 at 8:13 am

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Perhaps he’s a “chicken hawk”?

andycanuck April 25, 2010 at 8:13 am

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So it should be KFC’s Going Double Down?

andycanuck April 25, 2010 at 8:18 am

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On a serious note, if this piece of junk science turned out to be true, would the radical left embrace it as making more gays or would it fight it on environmental grounds? And/or would a war start between the two factions?

Ruben April 25, 2010 at 8:48 am

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Viva la revolucion! Let them turn their swords on one another.

Ruben April 25, 2010 at 8:49 am

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Who better to know this than a chicken-choker like Chavez?

Ruben April 25, 2010 at 8:50 am

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Pardon me… “…than a friend of Chavez’s?”

Dee Mac April 25, 2010 at 10:25 am

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I always knew that the Colonel was in the closet – but I thought he was in there colluding with with the Vatican, The Queen et al, not the Village People.

wes April 26, 2010 at 6:59 am

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Hey, in defense of the Colonel, when he became a born again Christian, he did not utter another cuss word – he used to be a foul mouthed SOB.

This is my new name April 25, 2010 at 10:29 am

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this is explains….very little

i do eat alot of chicken, but so far ive yet to go bald, or bed with a dude.
ill keep you guys updated though, the man obviously knows his science.

CO2Insanity April 25, 2010 at 11:11 am

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This does explain one thing….man-boobs.

FishFearMe April 25, 2010 at 11:33 am

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Wonder if I should stay away from eggs, too?

KimmyQueen April 25, 2010 at 5:13 pm

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Is he speaking from experience? He seems very happy to be with the other idiot in that photo.

Axel April 26, 2010 at 5:37 am

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i love when u guys make fun of chavez lol.

danybhoy April 26, 2010 at 6:40 am

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Evo Morales is a 5 foot nothing, 2 bit punk dictator who needs to shut up. The man is a marxist, & we all know how successful they are in raising the standard of living in places they rule over.
But if anyone cares, I like chicken, I like it fried, I like it grilled, & I like it BBQed. I like chicken sandwiches & chicken strips at Dairy Queen. I love chicken & hate marxists. Plus, Morales is pictured with Hugo Chavez, who hates golf, he thinks it is a “bourgeois sport”, so here is my plan for today…since I have tonight off, I am going to go golfing & hit Dairy Queen for a chicken sandwich. I might even wear a red shirt in honor of fatboy Hugo, & I’m gonna like it.

KimmyQueen April 26, 2010 at 10:13 am

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Good for you! Enjoy brotha!

danybhoy April 26, 2010 at 1:16 pm

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Thank you KQ, I did enjoy myself. Shot an 81, missed a few putts, then I hit Dairy Queen & had a grilled chicken sandwich…yum. Enjoy your Monday!!