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He’s ba-ack! Dukakis to replace Kerry in Senate. Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick is thinking of appointing 79-year-old Mike Dukakis, the guy who lost the 1988 presidential election in a landslide, to fill John Kerry’s senate seat when Kerry becomes Secretary of State. This is good news for Harry Reid – Dukakis, Reid, and Frank Lautenberg can pretend-drive tanks together during weekly meetings of the Senate Senility Club.

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Big Al December 17, 2012 at 10:23 am

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Should have made him Secretary of Defense. He dresses for it.

RobertW December 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm

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is it just me, or is dukiecockup always a viable candidate for the old grenade-in-his-hooch ploy?

Elrond Hubbard December 17, 2012 at 11:32 am

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At least it’s not a Kennedy, there are dozens of them hanging around Massachusetts looking for a lucrative government job.

RobertW December 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm

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with women becoming more empowered they’re spending most of their time trolling for bimbos to slay in plausibly deniable situations, of course that’s after they’ve gotten their rocks off.

cath included.

Joe Redfield December 17, 2012 at 12:02 pm

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The irony is that he will only be the second-worst Senator from Massachusetts.

JPTravis December 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm

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But he will be the worst white one. The other one will be a Cherokee.

Trickie December 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm

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you mean white-cherokee, like zimmerman was a white-hispanic

RobertW December 17, 2012 at 4:06 pm

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that’s the one i was hoping would show up at an aim pow-wow.

poppajoe49 December 18, 2012 at 7:38 am

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Cue Cher singing “Half-Breed”.

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 8:51 am
Jim Stewart December 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

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As Rush has said, failure is a resume enhancer for Democrats.

danybhoy December 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm

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Yes it is.

Fail foward.

CO2Insanity December 17, 2012 at 3:15 pm

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Dukakis….always playing ketch up.

JPTravis December 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

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Hey, it’s Kerry who married into the Heinz fortune.

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 10:28 pm
Dan December 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm

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Forward!

Progressive Hemrrhoid December 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

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Let me guess, more stories of his wife Kitty guzzling rubbing alcohol?

Not so silent December 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm

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One old white fart to replace another old white fart…Hey!!! wheres all that democrat diversity we hear so much about?????? The half white president is replacing a woman with an old white guy…I am confused I thought only republicans could be rich old white guys…someone lied to us again…..

Neo-7 December 18, 2012 at 3:32 am

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Why don’t they reappoint Ted Kennedy ? If the dead can vote election after election , why can’t they serve ?

For all intents and purposes , the Libtards are the living dead helping the living dead any way . Ted would be perfect . Good name recognition too .

poppajoe49 December 18, 2012 at 7:42 am

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We need a caption that picture contest!

“Let’s go collect those assault rifles!”

JPTravis December 18, 2012 at 8:27 am

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Dukakis says he won’t do it: http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/12/17/michael-dukakis-will-not-be-interim-senator-if-kerry-resigns/

Gosh, I hope it’s not something we said.

poppajoe49 December 18, 2012 at 5:55 pm

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I hope it is!

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 6:04 pm
RobertW December 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm

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still say he looks like a musselman

jalapeno his pepper corns.