The press has been reporting that Aaron Bruns was a Fox producer covering the Hillary Clinton campaign. But Bruns’ twitter page makes it clear he was covering Joe Biden.
The most surprising thing about the page is that Bruns’ tweets are so remarkably pedestrian. Mind-numbingly dull, in fact.
We’ve only been able to make them interesting by taking them completely out of context and making it appear that they have some salacious meaning, which they didn’t.
“Hey there! abruns is using Twitter.”
“CNN has icecream!”
“Biden said…”children are off limits.”
“this is beyond disappointing. This is beyond disappointing. This is wrong.”
“Beautiful Reno, NV, where every hotel room has too many mirrors”
“i’m getting hard. i’m a hard guy.”
“…wondering how Trojan condoms got a spot so close to the Pepsi Center… and what the hell is in their inflatable tent???”
Next time you can’t sleep, read Bruns’ twitter page. You will soon be sleeping in the sweet, sweet arms of Morpheus.
