Aaron Bruns Twitter page photo, in Obama
The press has been reporting that Aaron Bruns was a Fox producer covering the Hillary Clinton campaign. But Bruns’ twitter page makes it clear he was covering Joe Biden.
The most surprising thing about the page is that Bruns’ tweets are so remarkably pedestrian. Mind-numbingly dull, in fact.
We’ve only been able to make them interesting by taking them completely out of context and making it appear that they have some salacious meaning, which they didn’t.
“Hey there! abruns is using Twitter.”
“CNN has icecream!”
“Biden said…”children are off limits.”
“this is beyond disappointing. This is beyond disappointing. This is wrong.”
“Beautiful Reno, NV, where every hotel room has too many mirrors”
“i’m getting hard. i’m a hard guy.”
“…wondering how Trojan condoms got a spot so close to the Pepsi Center… and what the hell is in their inflatable tent???”
Next time you can’t sleep, read Bruns’ twitter page. You will soon be sleeping in the sweet, sweet arms of Morpheus.
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The more I read about this guy the more I see how childishly impressed he seemed to be traveling around with the campaign. But that’s Fox News. While I like that they don’t have the usual leftwing bias, their coverage often feels “childlike” to me.
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Welcome to Washington– a bunch of self absorbed, self impressed 20-something sycophants. These people usually are very childish, and when you don’t indulge their importance they throw a demper tantrum and become unhinged.
This guy lived on the 7th floor of my condo building and it makes me just sick.