Publicity whore attorney Gloria Allred has done some very strange things over the years, but this one is right up there at the top of the list.
Why, you may ask yourself, is Gloria Allred simulating anal sex with a baseball bat during a press conference. The explanation follows the clip.
And now, if you’ve fully recovered from the shock of what you just saw, here’s the full video that explains what the hell Allred was doing.
http://youtu.be/MKTSiH4bDtY
In case you are like us and can’t stomach the thought of watching two Gloria Allred video clips in one day, here’s the story:
The Atlanta Braves were playing the San Francisco Giants. Allred’s client was at the game with his two young daughters.
For some unexplained reason, Braves pitching coach Roger McDowell allegedly began screaming “homophobic slurs” at the San Francisco fans. Oh, if only the idiot had stopped there. But no, he is also accused of using a nearby baseball bat to simulate anal sex.
Allred’s client naturally took offense and complained that the coach’s words and actions were offensive to his two young daughters. We have to agree. The irate McDowell allegedly responded by screaming, “Kids don’t f@¢king belong at the baseball park.”
Allred, always in search of a TV camera, held a press conference Wednesday to demanded that McDowell and the Braves apologize and be fined.
Unfortunately, that press conference quickly strayed from the normal Allred publicity seeking circus into the land of the truly bizarre. She read the transcript of McDowell’s alleged remarks aloud while reenacting the event with her client while his two young girls tried to pretend they were somewhere else. Anywhere else.
What happened at the ballpark was bad enough. But we’re still trying to figure out why anyone would subject their young daughters to the humiliation of this press conference.
Apparently Gloria believes everyone wants to be in front of a camera as much as she does.
Source: Mediaite.com
