If one were to believe this question in Yahoo! Answers, SaQuinta Bently is a black woman who has seen the light. In her own words:
I have a FILTHY tattoo of Obama’s face on my gut. How can I remove it?
I’ll admit that I got swept up by the Obama hysteria last year…and that’s why I got his tattoo on my gut. But I have now seen the light…and Obama ain’t nuttin but an Uncle Tom. And with all my pregnancy stretch marks, his face sho be looking ugly on my gut. How can I get the tattoo removed?
We don’t know if SaQuinta is for real, but we kind of doubt it. Nevertheless the ad brings up two thoughts:
(1) If SaQuinta is real, we’d really like to see that tattoo. With all those stretch marks, the Obama tattoo on her gut must now look more like Moms Mabley (We guarantee that’s a funny line if you’re old enough to understand the reference. If not, do a Google image search for Moms).
And (2), would anyone actually be dumb enough to get an Obama tattoo? We did our own Google image search and found photographic evidence that America is home to at least 22 morons.
Our advice: If these Obama tattoos are as prevalent as they appear to be, take every cent you can scrounge up and invest it in a company that manufactures laser tattoo removal equipment.
There’s a fortune to be made, my friends.
