It’s our first weekend caption contest

by editor on March 13, 2009

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Want to win an IHateTheMedia.com T-shirt or coffee mug? Just submit the funniest caption of the weekend (as a comment). Only one entry per person. We’ll pick the winner and send you the T-shirt or mug of your choice. Have fun. Be creative. Make us laugh.

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNER:

Chuck’s caption: “So after I raise taxes on fuel, cigarettes, and air, I will continue (teleprompter fails)…(crickets chirping)…Thank you and have a good night.”

It was a tough choice. There were lots of great entries, which made our decision very difficult. Congratulations, Chuck. We’ll get in touch and make sure you get your IHateTheMedia.com T-shirt.

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oc madam March 16, 2009 at 9:42 am: Like or Dislike: 0 0

You have a tough job IHTM but who wins?

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Joe Collins March 16, 2009 at 4:28 pm: Like or Dislike: 0 0

Congratulations, Chuck!!

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ocmadam March 16, 2009 at 6:13 pm: Like or Dislike: 0 0

go chuck!

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