The lovely Teresa Heinz Kerry and her second favorite condiment
Massachusetts Democrat Senator John Kerry may have the face of a horse, but he lacks horse sense.
The Massachusetts Democrat is backing Cap-and-Trade, a mindboggling waste of money designed to combat so-called global warming by slapping taxes on energy.
“Let me emphasize something very strongly as we begin this discussion,” Kerry said. “The United States has already this year alone achieved a 6% reduction in emissions simply because of the downturn in the economy, so we are effectively saying we need to go another 14%.
C’mon, America. Join John Kerry’s quest to achieve lower greenhouse gas emissions by sinking into a never-ending state of economic depression.
But, you may ask, how can the country survive when it’s unable to produce anything of any value?
Simple. We’ll do it the same way John Kerry does it. By marrying a homely, rich widow nation that will give us all the money we need.
Maybe Norway would like to be our sugar momma.
Source: Wall Street Journal
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Kerry’s got the right man in office.
I just love when rich white liberals with their limos, mansions and jets try to tell the rest of us what to do.
My God that is a GAY picture. Look at how big of a sissy he is.
Where the hell are his legs?
I’ve seen this picture before and it never ceases to amaze me that the Missus looks soooo smug and Kerry has that Death Grip on her arms (you’re not goin’ anywhere, honey!). His expression says it all….’I can’t believe I got this uber-rich widow to marry me!!!’
Poor John Heinz…RIP.
Even though they both married up, its not love love.
She’s the one with the money, so there is no truth to the rumor that she’s afraid of getting Letterman’ed.