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PETA wants a roadside memorial for 16 dead cows. On May 22 in Illinois a truck driver hauling 36 cows to the slaughterhouse lost control and rolled his rig. 16 of the cows plummeted to their death onto Interstate 294. (The other 20 had parachutes apparently.) We agree with PETA – this would be the moost udderly mooving memorial ever herd of.

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CO2Insanity December 24, 2012 at 11:17 am

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I’d suggest a hamburger stand.

JPTravis December 24, 2012 at 11:23 am

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What a great headline that would have been:

16 COWS PLUNGE TO DEATH FROM OVERPASS – SPONTANEOUS BBQ ERUPTS

poppajoe49 December 24, 2012 at 5:49 pm

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I was just going to suggest a White Castle or a Tommy Burger!

GhostntheMachine December 24, 2012 at 9:38 pm

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What’s a Tommy Burger?

poppajoe49 December 24, 2012 at 10:29 pm
RobertW December 25, 2012 at 8:04 am

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yum, however; query: where’s the bacon?

flashingscotsman December 25, 2012 at 8:39 am

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I used to go to the San Diego location for dinner before heading out for a night working the freeway. Take a burger with you for my midnight meal. Mmmmmmmmm.

poppajoe49 December 25, 2012 at 9:01 am

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Almost as good as In and Out Burger!

flashingscotsman December 26, 2012 at 10:06 am

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Mmmmm, In-n-Out. Good burgers. I grew up right down the street from the original one, when it was the ONLY one. Most people don’t know that In-n-Out also ran the food concession at the original Irwindale Raceway. I was the souvenir concession manager there, starting when I was 14. Good food, custom made special for us guys.

RobertW December 26, 2012 at 10:09 am
RobertW December 25, 2012 at 9:03 am
Navyvet2 December 24, 2012 at 11:24 am

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I know it is the season, but there seems to be a lot of Nuts surfacing recently.

JPTravis December 24, 2012 at 11:25 am

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The story says they were cows, not bulls.

Navyvet2 December 24, 2012 at 12:19 pm

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I wasn’t referring to the cattle.

RobertW December 24, 2012 at 12:41 pm

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libnuts roasting when we open fire.

Shanelou December 24, 2012 at 1:12 pm

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I bet that meat was tender.

flashingscotsman December 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

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I guess PETA didn’t notice where the cattle were headed. They were on their way to be KILLED!

JPTravis December 24, 2012 at 2:09 pm

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Not killed, murdered. That’s how PETA sees it… as they stand there in their leather shoes.

guysmiley December 24, 2012 at 4:20 pm

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I’m a member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!

KimmyQueen December 25, 2012 at 9:59 am

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ha ha!

Trickie December 24, 2012 at 5:00 pm

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Did they clean the wreck up with a bull-dozer, nobody’s herd

JPTravis December 24, 2012 at 5:10 pm

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Nobody knows. People keep oxen ‘em, but they won’t answer.

Sidekick December 24, 2012 at 5:12 pm

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They’ve been steered in the wrong direction.

RobertW December 24, 2012 at 5:13 pm

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bet they cud answer readily enough if they wanted too.

JPTravis December 24, 2012 at 5:27 pm

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Maybe we could trick them into a game of Truth or Dairy.

RobertW December 24, 2012 at 5:34 pm

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cowabunga dude.

Not so silent December 24, 2012 at 5:47 pm

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Utterly weird puns…I was mooved to laughter and that’s no bull.

JPTravis December 24, 2012 at 6:36 pm

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Weird? Why do you have a beef with our puns, dude?

RobertW December 24, 2012 at 6:41 pm

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AFV’s Tom Burgeron would love this.

Sidekick December 24, 2012 at 7:31 pm

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I’ve got a steak in these puns. Nothing weird here.

RobertW December 24, 2012 at 8:48 pm

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I suggest, sir, loin a few more prime rib-ings like you usda do, otherwise some might horn in on the thread and desecrate it, forcing LEOs to cholera vandal or two.

JPTravis December 25, 2012 at 7:13 am

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Don’t be a pun hog. It’s not the number of puns that matters, but rather the manure in which you present them.

drb December 25, 2012 at 7:43 am

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Y’all are milkin’ this for all it’s worth

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 7:55 am

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ok ok brah ma goodness ease on up off my back. although it is kine of fun seeing drb in the mix. :)

Merry Christmas!

drb December 25, 2012 at 8:30 am

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Merry Christmas, LRobert…watch your step…lots of cowpatties around here.

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 8:56 am

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I’d like to ride a limousin through here, but i can only afford to get a long little doggie.

poppajoe49 December 25, 2012 at 8:59 am

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A Nathan’s foot-long little doggie?

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 9:04 am

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very nice poppaJ.

now i’m hungry again.

poppajoe49 December 25, 2012 at 9:07 am

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For drb
http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%252F#

drb December 25, 2012 at 9:22 am

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Not working for me Poppa…took “m.” out and still not working.

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 9:34 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_GsUVbe__A

maybe?

KimmyQueen December 25, 2012 at 10:37 am

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OMG…

GhostntheMachine December 25, 2012 at 10:50 am

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@LRobert
Moo, hiss (rotten tomatoes)
Limousin
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(Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Breeds) a breed of fairly large yellowish-to-reddish-gold beef cattle originally from France

:)

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 10:58 am

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moo-ey Christmas KimmyQ and Ghost.

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 11:04 am

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Don’t Wagyu head @ me Ghostie. :D

GhostntheMachine December 25, 2012 at 11:11 am

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I know when I’m beaten, Merry Christmas.

poppajoe49 December 25, 2012 at 12:23 pm

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Sorry, try this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhRhBK8v4RA

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 12:38 pm

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Jim was once a Frisbeetarian. they believe once you die your soul turns into a frisbee and you get thrown up on a roof for all eternity.

:D

sa_rose December 26, 2012 at 8:33 am

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And here we go again!

JPTravis December 26, 2012 at 8:47 am

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One pun and then everybody joins in. It’s like a stampede, ya know?

sa_rose December 26, 2012 at 9:03 am

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Yeah, I know! Every time, I know. I also know you just can’t help it, you cannot walk away! LOL

JPTravis December 26, 2012 at 9:11 am

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Exactly. That is the horn of the dilemma.

RobertW December 26, 2012 at 9:53 am

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I’ll chip in and add the lowing maybe waking some babes.

Progressive Hemrrhoid December 24, 2012 at 7:32 pm

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Was it a shrine to the Heart Attack Grill?

MDLION December 25, 2012 at 7:48 am

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I’ve “herd” about enough from PETA on these 16 dead cows.

KimmyQueen December 25, 2012 at 9:55 am

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I knew who wrote this before I saw who wrote this… jeez…

Well I hope the cows didn’t go to waste. Leather is nice and so is beef. Am I heartless? LOL

ooddballz December 25, 2012 at 11:14 am

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Heartless, No.
Practical, Yup.

Sorry y’all. I could not find a cow pun to round up and herd over to this thread

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 11:22 am

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Don’t feel bad about revealing that oodd.

JPTravis December 25, 2012 at 11:47 am

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You knew it was me cause I’m the cream of the crop, right? You dug it before you even saw it!

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