Rosie O’Donnell’s ugly divorce (could she have any other kind?)

by editor on October 27, 2009

Kelli Carpenter smiles for the camera as Rosie O'Donnell attempts to strangle her

Kelli Carpenter smiles for the camera as Rosie O'Donnell attempts to strangle her

Anyone who’s lived with Rosie O’Donnell for five years deserves the Nobel Peace Prize a hell of a lot more than President Obama does.

But now we’re sad to report that Rosie and longtime partner Kelli Carpenter admit to having “issues.” That’s Hollywood talk for “I can’t stand the sight of you anymore, you fat, obnoxious, angry bitch.”

The New York Daily News reports the sad details:

Rumors that the relationship was on the rocks began after O’Donnell posted cryptic messages on her personal blog about the difficulties of marriage and the fact that she wasn’t aware Carpenter had a Facebook page until a reader asked her about it.

O’Donnell and Carpenter were married in a non-state-recognized ceremony in San Francisco in 2004 and have three adopted children – Parker, 14, Chelsea, 12 and Blake, 9 – as well as daughter Vivienne, 6, whom Carpenter gave birth to via artificial insemination.

“They’re adorable and wonderful and they are by far a priority,” O’Donnell told USA Today. “Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. And that is something that has been agreed upon by all parties.”

“But everything’s fine and everybody’s good and we’re still both raising them together,” she added. “We will both continue to parent them and we’re friendly and everything’s all right.”

Carpenter has reportedly moved into the couple’s Manhattan condo with their youngest child, according to RadarOnline.com. According to the gossip site’s sources, O’Donnell’s mood swings were the cause of the split.

And by mood swings, they mean Rosie goes from neurotic to psychotic. On a good day.

Source: New York Daily News

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Cory Aidenman October 28, 2009 at 4:00 am

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“I’m a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don’t know?”

Selena Kyle October 28, 2009 at 10:55 am

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Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO surprised at this… SHOCKED. I always thought Rosie was a great person to live with… Being the Queen of Nice and all…

yeah I am being sarcastic.

redabogado October 28, 2009 at 7:17 pm

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Remember Donald Trump predicted this during the time the toad was fighting with him.

Connie Surabian December 18, 2009 at 11:10 am

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I am not a lesbian, don’t understand it and never will, but Kelli is a cute little thing
and how in the heck she EVER looked at Rosie and thought “this is who I want to
spend the rest of my life with” is a major mystery to me. Rosie is not only terribly
unattractive physically, but ugly on the inside which is worse. I hope the children
go with Kelli because being subjected to Rosie’s insanity will screw them up. Good
luck to Kelli. Find a cute guy.

Connie Bergen February 17, 2010 at 9:38 am

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To reference someone’s physical appearance in order to smear them is the lowest form of ignorance. I don’t have any idea what YOU look like, you may be beautiful, or you may be not so attractive, but who cares? I DO know that Cheap shots come from cheap people. As far as Rosie’s internal beauty is concerned, how do you know? Do you know her personally? Have you spent time with her? Do you have some inate ability to understand what she thinks, feels or knows? No you don’t. Rosie has become an easy target for people like you…you are like Sheep, you follow the crowd and bash other’s for no other reason than for the sport of it. It’s sad….you’re sad.

SCDiver May 20, 2010 at 11:48 am

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Maybe Connie S has heard Rosie say some of the things I’ve heard her say. Rosie is a mean-spirited, hateful creature. I wasn’t surprised to hear that they’re splitting because Kelli’s tired of the mood swings. Rosie probably goes from evil to more evil, in her swings.

CO2Insanity May 20, 2010 at 11:52 am

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Libtard Rule #1
Libtards spewing vituperation= good
Conservatives spewing vituperation = bad

Another one-sided libtard argument.

SCDiver May 20, 2010 at 3:37 pm

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You got that right!

Necron_99 July 29, 2010 at 10:15 pm

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“As far as Rosie’s internal beauty is concerned, how do you know?”

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone… Good news for the likes of Rachel Madcow & Elena Kagan… Rosie’s back on the market!!!

Judy Gilbert January 30, 2011 at 8:17 pm

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR COMMENTS. RIGHT ON SISTER.

KimmyQueen December 18, 2009 at 3:16 pm

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I agree… I am not a lesbian nor want to “experiment” but even if I was and/or I did want to experiment I wouldnt be with Rosie. She is ewww…

pat russi January 2, 2010 at 12:55 pm

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i am very sad about tihis divorce. i don’t know what to say but i wanted to say that i am praying for you both and all the children.

christine January 2, 2010 at 9:33 pm

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Divorce? The marriage is not real, it is make beleive. pat russi, why would you pray for them? I feel sorry for the children.

Judy Gilbert January 30, 2011 at 8:21 pm

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Christine, We should pray for everyone who doesn’t know the Lord.

Cheryl July 29, 2010 at 9:46 pm

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I feel for Kellie, why would she subject herself to Rosie, who seems Bipolar.
The last couple of yrs her actions have been bizarre. That woman needs
professional help. Good luck to Kellie who seems like a doll.

Bozak August 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm

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As we are learning now, she got married because of her hate for bush and not about her love for Kellie.
 
Sad.
 
http://radioequalizer.blogspot.com/2010/08/rosie-odonnell-reveals-motivation.html

Necron_99 August 7, 2010 at 9:44 pm

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If she hates “Bush”, why become a lesbian? That makes no sense at all.

danybhoy December 6, 2010 at 5:44 pm

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Maybe she prefers shaved…just guessing.

DK December 6, 2010 at 2:36 pm

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I had sex with Rosie. She is a dirty little horny devil whose vag smells like sun flowers.

perlcat January 31, 2011 at 9:32 am

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You’ve been eating sunflower seeds with your left hand again?

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