Tired of liberals calling you a heartless conservative? Here’s Rush Limbaugh at CPAC 2009 explaining why conservatives have the biggest hearts of all. Despite what the media may say.
Tired of liberals calling you a heartless conservative? Here’s Rush Limbaugh at CPAC 2009 explaining why conservatives have the biggest hearts of all. Despite what the media may say.
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“Just be specific on some things we’re looking to do this year,” Obama said. “First, as a condition for receiving access to Title 1 funds, we will ‘ax’ all states to put in place a….”
Looks like Harry Reid was wrong. Obama does have a negro dialect.
“Just be specific on some things we’re looking to do this year,” Obama said. “First, as a condition for receiving access to Title 1 funds, we will ‘ax’ all states to put in place a….”
We watched it five times. He really does say “ax.”
Bureaucrats in the European Union have blown through $272,000 to create and distribute a comic book graphic novel in which they are portrayed as larger than life heroes.
Consider this an omen of things to come in America. Bureaucrats in the European Union have blown through $272,000 to create and distribute a comic book graphic novel in which they are portrayed as larger than life heroes.
The Telegraph UK reports the super good news:
“… European Commission officials have had their revenge – by producing a lavish comic book portraying themselves as heroes battling to save the world.
More than 300,000 copies of the glossy hardback–printed in five languages at a cost of £200,000–are being sent to homes and schools in the UK and across the Continent.
The graphic novel follows the ‘adventures’ of Zana, Max et al at the European Commission’s Humanitarian Aid Department – known as ECHO – as they struggle to secure funding for the fictional sate of Borduvia, which has been devastated by an earthquake.
Written by a Belgian graphic novelist Erik Bongers, Hidden … contains such immortal dialogue as: “We must inform the Commissioner! She’s briefing the European Parliament on the earthquake tomorrow.”
The book’s heroine Zana, a feisty, beautiful aid worker whose uniform consists of a safari jacket with the European Union flag emblazoned upon it, is then dispatched to Borduvia by bearded and besuited bureaucrats to sort out the humanitarian crisis.
Of course, Obama-as-super-hero comics have already been produced, but only by actual profit-making companies. Look for those firms to be among the last American companies to be nationalized by the Obama administration.
Source: Telegraph UK
Really? Well, the Presidential election is still two-and-a-half years away. Maybe Obama will be able to turn on the charm, mouth those platitudes again and win re-election. But right now, Juan Williams prediction sounds a bit…shall we say…crazy.
Really? Well, the Presidential election is still two-and-a-half years away. Maybe Obama will be able to turn on the charm, mouth those platitudes again and win re-election. But right now, Juan Williams prediction sounds a bit…shall we say…crazy.
Another Olympics moment
Heartbreak. Just when it appeared that New Orleans was offering the world’s greatest job, it turns out to be nothing but a terribly enticing typo.
Heartbreak. Just when it appeared that New Orleans was offering the world’s greatest job, it turns out to be nothing but a terribly enticing typo.
The New Orleans Times-Picayune reports the worst labor news since last month’s unemployment figures:
I am sorry to disappoint all the readers who wished to apply for the position, but New Orleans does not employ a “sex assessor.” That was a misprint in Wednesday’s column. It should have read “tax assessor.” Slips don’t come much more Freudian than that.
We love gumbo, but we hate the media.
Source: Times-Picayune via Regret the Error
C’mon, HLN, a little respect please. Just because Ronald Reagan, Jr. used to be a ballet dancer is no reason to cast aspersions.
C’mon, HLN, a little respect please. Just because Ronald Reagan, Jr. used to be a ballet dancer is no reason to cast aspersions.
Senate Democrat leader Harry Reid says unemployed men beat their wives. And since Harry will undoubtedly be unemployed as of Wednesday, November 3, we suggest that Mrs. Reid take a self-defense course or two.
Senate Democrat leader Harry Reid says unemployed men beat their wives. And since Harry will undoubtedly be unemployed as of Wednesday, November 3, we suggest that Mrs. Reid take a self-defense course or two.
The Hill reports the story of Punchy Harry’s pugilistic prognostications:
Reid, speaking in the midst of a Senate debate over whether to pass a $15 billion package meant to spur job creation, appeared to argue that joblessness would lead to more domestic violence.
“I met with some people while I was home dealing with domestic abuse. It has gotten out of hand,” Reid said on the Senate floor. “Why? Men don’t have jobs.”
Reid said that the effects of joblessness on domestic violence were especially pronounced among men, because, Reid said, women tend to be less abusive.
“Women don’t have jobs either, but women aren’t abusive, most of the time,” he said.
“Men, when they’re out of work, tend to become abusive,” the majority leader added. “Our domestic crisis shelters in Nevada are jammed.”
Our money’s on Mrs. Reid. We’re pretty sure she can beat that pasty, sunken-chested little fella like a drum.
Of course, it won’t be nearly as bad as the beating he gets from his Republican opponent.
Source: The Hill
Keith Olbermann attempted to paint the tea parties as angry, all-white lynch mobs. But he seems to have forgotten that he is part of an even whiter lynch mob every night at 9 p.m. EST.
Keith Olbermann attempted to paint the tea parties as angry, all-white lynch mobs. But he seems to have forgotten that he is part of an even whiter lynch mob every night at 9 p.m. EST.
Where are the black faces, Keith? Where are the black faces?
Source: Andrew Bolt
Congressman Beccerra and the CHIRLA/SEIU rally leader appear baffled by the suggestion to begin a meeting with the Pledge of Allegiance.
Congressman Xavier Beccerra (D-LaLaLand) is one of those congressmen. California liberals, that is.
So naturally, he laughed out loud when someone from the Ari David for Congress campaign showed up at an SEIU immigration rally and suggested that the meeting begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. Start the meeting with the Pledge of Allegiance? Oh, man, that’s a good one. A real gut-buster.
Beccerra and the CHIRLA/SEIU rally leader appear baffled by this outrageous suggestion. But once the Pledge begins, they’re embarrassed into standing for it.
You can’t miss Beccerra. He’s the one on stage just to the left of the man in the orange jacket.
Consider this a glimpse into Obama’s future of America.
Source: Gateway Pundit
Seems to us that the real abusive relationship in this video is The Insider’s treatment of Gary Coleman. Had we been in his position, we would have resorted to the F-bombs far sooner.
Seems to us that the real abusive relationship in this video is The Insider’s treatment of Gary Coleman. Had we been in his position, we would have resorted to the F-bombs far sooner.
But the real highlight isn’t even Coleman telling the abusive host to “Go #%&* yourself.” No, we think the highlight is the way the “Insider” then brings in a friendly psychiatrist to reassure them that they did nothing wrong.
We hate the media.
The PC police are at it again. Now they say the mere use of the word “yellow” is offensive to Asians.
The PC police are at it again. Now they say the mere use of the word “yellow” is offensive to Asians.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports the saffron-ish details:
Asian-American activists offended that MARTA re-named the train line into the heart of Atlanta’s Asian community the “yellow line” will take their objections to the transit agency’s chief on Friday.
“Yellow,” as a term for skin color, carries a generally negative, racist connotation among Asians.MARTA officials were warned by an employee before the name change last October that Atlanta’s burgeoning Asian community would find the term for the line to Doraville offensive.
“Historically, it has had a derogatory intent,” said John Park, an attorney with the nonprofit Center for Pan Asian Community Services in Doraville, just down the hill from the Marta station. “It physically paints a very unattractive picture. I don’t consider myself ‘yellow.’”
No more yellow lights. No more yellow-bellied sapsuckers. No more yellow cowards.
And, of course, no more sanity.
Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution
At a time when state budgets are in crisis, First Lady Michelle Obama is prodding the nation’s governors to spend more money to keep kids from packing on the pounds.
At a time when state budgets are in crisis, First Lady Michelle Obama is prodding the nation’s governors to spend more money to keep kids from packing on the pounds. She doesn’t care if they avoid economic Armageddon, but she cares deeply that they avoid a Big Mac and fries.
Hey, wait just a darn second. Isn’t telling kids they’re fat supposed to be what causes eating disorders?
Fox News gives us the skinny:
“There’s no place for politics when it comes to fighting childhood obesity,” she told governors at their winter meeting.
The National Governor’s Association assembles in Washington every year to discuss issues that affect all of their states. This year’s main theme is health care — a topic at the heart of the first lady’s new campaign on obesity.
“If we think our health care costs are high now, just wait until 10 years from now,” she said. “Think about the many billions we’re going to be spending then. Think about how high those premiums are going to be when our kids are old enough to have families of their own and businesses of their own.”
Obama wanted to remind the state officials that childhood obesity was not a problem brought on by lazy children.“Our kids didn’t do this to themselves,” she said. “Our kids didn’t decide whether there’s time for recess or gym class, or our kids don’t decide what’s served to them in the school cafeteria.”
Let us sum this up for you:
Spend money you don’t have to solve a problem that just causes another problem.
Liberalism in action.
Source: Fox News
P.T. Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.” In appears that he underestimated it, because there were 69,456,897 suckers born back on November 4, 2008.
However, after one miserable year in office, you may now consider this sucker officially licked.
P.T. Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.” In appears that he underestimated it, because there were 69,456,897 suckers born back on November 4, 2008.
However, after one miserable year in office, you may now consider this sucker officially licked.
Global warming causes killer droughts. Except when it doesn’t.
Here’s another hilarious “oops“ moment from the people who brought you the global warming scam:
First, from the Guardian UK one year ago this month:
The world’s pre-eminent climate scientists produced a blunt assessment of the impact of global warming on the US yesterday, warning of droughts that could reduce the American south-west to a wasteland and heat waves that could make life impossible even in northern cities.
In an update on the latest science on climate change, the US Congress was told that melting snow pack could lead to severe drought from California to Oklahoma. In the midwest, diminishing rains and shrinking rivers were lowering water levels in the Great Lakes, even to the extent where it could affect shipping.
“With severe drought from California to Oklahoma, a broad swath of the south-west is basically robbed of having a sustainable lifestyle,” said Christopher Field, of the Carnegie Institution for Science. He went on to warn of scorching temperatures in an array of cities. Sacramento in California, for example, could face heatwaves for up to 100 days a year.
“We are close to a threshold in a very large number of American cities where uncomfortable heat waves make cities uninhabitable,” Field told the Senate’s environment and public works committee.
Oops. Here’s a report from ABC News this month:
In the span of just a couple years, the U.S. has gone from very high drought conditions to the lowest amount of drought in the last 10 years, [Doug LeCompte of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association] says. “It’s only a few times, really, in the last century that we’ve had this little of the country in drought. That is unusual.”
But please, we beseech you, remember the words of global warming proponents: Weather is not climate.
And then remember the corollary: Global warming is not reality.
Source: Tim Blair
President Obama actually made the Dalai Lama leave through the back door of the White House in hopes the Chinese wouldn’t notice. Now the Dalai Lama knows how Monica Lewinsky felt.
President Obama actually made the Dalai Lama leave through the back door of the White House in hopes the Chinese wouldn’t notice.
Now the Dalai Lama knows how Monica Lewinsky felt.
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Anytime a liberal tries to tell you conservatives are a bunch of homophobic, bible-toting nut jobs, just show them this video where a room of conservatives at CPAC boo a speaker off stage for his distasteful anti-gay remarks.
Anytime a liberal tries to tell you conservatives are a bunch of homophobic, bible-toting nut jobs, just show them this video where a room of conservatives at CPAC boo a speaker off stage for his distasteful anti-gay remarks.
Then remind them which party also freed the slaves.
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Irony of ironies. The president’s closest living relative, other than his sister, is Dr. Milton R. Wolf. He’s Obama’s second cousin, a physican, a conservative and a blogger. Cousin Barack will not like his opinion of ObamaCare.
Irony of ironies. The president’s closest living relative, other than his sister, is Dr. Milton R. Wolf. He’s Obama’s second cousin, a physican, a conservative and a blogger.
Cousin Barack will not like his opinion of ObamaCare:
Our nation laid to rest this week Pennsylvania Congressman John Murtha whose death was the result of a surgical error at a government-run hospital. In the same week of this ill-fated surgery, Canadian Premier Danny Williams escaped the clutches of his nation’s socialized medicine system to seek heart surgery in the United States.
These episodes, while anecdotal, underscore the distinction between free-market and government-run health care. And we need look no further than our own country to see both. Fourteen years into my medical career, I have worked and trained in both the free-market and government run sectors of our health care system. I’ve been in the trenches. I’ve seen lives saved. And lost.
Entering a Veteran’s Administration Hospital is a rite of passage for most medical students. It’s a different world. Gurneys in hallways, crowded multiple occupancy patient rooms, waiting lists, nursing shortages, paperwork … these are the norm. Gone are the niceties of most hospitals and, too often, so is the compassion.
There was a running joke during my training days that all the code blue’s of the VA occurred at 7 AM which was the worst possible time for a frantic medical student already trying desperately to finish an endless list of tasks before morning rounds. Why 7 AM? Because an unattended patient — an American war veteran — died quietly sometime earlier in the night and 7 AM is when the poor tech assigned to the morning blood draws would come across the remains. “Cold codes” we called them. These were exercises in futility whose only purpose was to allow a system to pretend that what had just happened hadn’t.
Our veterans deserve better. My patients deserve better. And so do you. There’s a reason why veterans with means will avoid the VA system just as seniors with means will avoid Medicare. The free-market medical care is simply better. So instead of expanding the government-run portions of our health care system, we should be doing exactly the opposite. We should embrace free-market reforms that will abolish junk lawsuits, rein in government insurance commissioners and allow patients to become empowered consumers.
President Barack Obama may be my cousin, but I consider standing in opposition to ObamaCare to be a call to duty. And while it is this assault on America’s health care that has forced me from the sideline to join the fight, I recognize that health care is but one arena where our liberties are under assault by this administration and others.
Nice to see that socialism doesn’t run very deep in the Obama gene pool.
Check out the good doctor’s website.
Source: Wolf Files
Here’s the Conservative Queen of Mean ripping into everyone at last week’s CPAC convention. Obama, Biden, the media, Ted Kennedy. No one was safe from her scathing wit.
Here’s the Conservative Queen of Mean ripping into everyone at last week’s CPAC convention. Obama, Biden, the media, Ted Kennedy. No one was safe from her scathing wit.
Damn, we love this woman.
Sure, those states are hard hit. But Obama announced his largesse in Las Vegas was to help the hardest hit of all, poll-challenged Nevada Senator Harry Reid.
Last week President Obama warned Americans not to spend money like the federal government does. Specifically, don’t go to Las Vegas and bet it all on one spin of the roulette wheel.
Then this week he traveled to Las Vegas and said, “We’re going to spend another $1.5 billion on another wacky liberal scheme to save your house. And by the way, vote for Harry Reid.” OK, perhaps that’s not an exact quote, but it’s a reasonable approximation.
Obama’s move, detailed by aides in advance of his town hall here Friday, is the latest by a White House determined to show it is helping families rebound from a deep recession. The downturn is taking an election-year toll on Obama’s party as voter frustration builds.
Obama was to announce that housing finance agencies in the five hardest-hit states in the housing crisis will receive $1.5 billion to help spur local solutions to the problem. Those five are Arizona, California, Florida, Michigan and Nevada.
Sure, those states are hard hit. But Obama announced his largesse in Las Vegas was to help the hardest hit of all, poll-challenged Nevada Senator Harry Reid.
This guy has poll numbers that make Obama’s look positively robust. And $1.5 billion of your tax dollars is a mere pittance if it will help keep one Democrat in office.
Source: Associated Press
Apparently, this terrorist genius didn’t know that the latest technology allows American troops to track incoming mortar rounds back to their source. Bad mistake. The kind you only make once.
Apparently, this terrorist genius didn’t know that the latest technology allows American troops to track incoming mortar rounds back to their source. Bad mistake. The kind you only make once.
Source: IOwnTheWorld.com
Damn, we hate the phrase “people of color.” It just seems silly that it’s wrong to call black people colored, but it’s completely acceptable to call them “people of color.”
We deserve hazard pay for having to watch Keith Olbermann on a daily basis. But someone has to do it.
A few weeks ago Glenn Beck said that Obama was slaughtering the American people and the left went crazy. Olbermann immediately began frothing at the mouth and Zsa Zsa Huffington quickly followed suit.
A few weeks ago Glenn Beck said that Obama was slaughtering the American people and the left went crazy. Olbermann immediately began frothing at the mouth and Zsa Zsa Huffington quickly followed suit.
Now we have a beautiful opportunity to see the left’s hypocrisy in action.
Low-rated radio talk show host Ed Schultz and socialist Senator Bernie Sanders were discussing healthcare insurance when Schultz said:
“You can’t have it both ways and hold credibility with the people who are getting gouged. How can Evan Bayh sit there as an honest player for health care reform when his wife works for an industry that is just absolutely butchering the American people, raising rates 100 percent on some people, and Anthem Blue Cross is a subsidiary of WellPoint.”
Conservative says Obama is slaughtering the American people and the libs go crazy.
Yet somehow we doubt that Zsa Zsa will show up on ABC’s This Week to condemn Ed Schultz.
Source: NewsBusters.org
Now that the American people aren’t buying President Obama’s line of crap anymore, they’re not buying the line of crap with his picture on it anymore, either.
Now that the American people aren’t buying President Obama’s line of crap anymore, they’re not buying the line of crap with his picture on it anymore, either.
U.S. News reports the over-stocked details:
One sign that Washington, D.C., had been home to Obama Mania was the number of independent retailers selling all sorts of Obama merchandise. Every street corner, it seemed, had Obama wares (or Obama wear) for sale. Now, however, most of the winter caps for sale are not emblazoned with the Obama logo. T-shirts depicting our president as a dunking Michael Jordan, a victorious Muhammad Ali, or saber-baring Luke Skywalker (yes, these shirts all existed) are nowhere to be found. This time last year, the Obama Store was teeming with customers. Ideally situated in the basement of Washington’s Union Station, the store was filled with consumers eager to buy anything with Obama’s likeness while others took pictures of the life-size cut-outs of the president and first lady. Now, the Obama Store is boarded up. How quickly things change in a year.
The Obama Store was capitalism at its most brilliant rawness; find a market and exploit it quickly. The store made possible one-stop shopping for all of your tacky Obama merchandise needs. T-shirts! Hats! Calendars! Hand-warmers! Keychains! It was like something out of Spaceballs (“Obama: The Flame Thrower! The kids love this one.”). The store carried every imaginable product with the words “Obama” and “Commemorative,” except, notably, the Obama Chia Pet.
Just a wild, unsubstantiated guess, but we bet the Chia Pet Obama may be the only Obama product that’s still selling.
C’mon, man, it’s a clay head that looks like Obama and it grows a green afro. Who wouldn’t want one of those?
Source: US News
Instead of featuring the faces of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt, the backside of Mount Rushmore will feature the backsides of Harry Ried, Nancy Pelosi, David Axelrod and Rahm Emanual telling the American people to kiss their backsides.
Instead of featuring the faces of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt, the backside of Mount Rushmore will feature the backsides of Harry Ried, Nancy Pelosi, David Axelrod and Rahm Emanual telling the American people to kiss their backsides.
It will, of course, be funded by the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act of 2009. It will be carved by an army of SEIU members and contribute another one million jobs saved or created.
