A woman comes home from work early and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful blonde. She screams, she cries, she gets hysterical.
Her husband calmly gets up out of bed, puts on his clothes and walks downstairs to the kitchen, where he pours himself a glass of milk, sits down at the kitchen table and drinks it.
“I want a divorce,” the wife screams. “I can’t believe you had sex with another woman in my bed.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” the husband says. “I’ve never had sex with another woman.”
“I saw it with my own eyes,” the wife screams.
“Who you gonna believe,” the husband asks, me or your lying eyes?”
That was the defense wacko Democrat Congresswoman Shiela Jackson-Lee took when CNN anchor Rick Sanchez grilled her about taking a phone call while a constituent was asking her a question at a recent town hall meeting.
Sanchez: “I say to my children it’s impolite to text. It’s wrong to be on the phone when you’re talking to people, and it’s rude to do that especially when you’re dealing with adults. Here you have people who have come to hear you speak. They are asking you a question, and it appears on the video like you’re not giving them their due. How do you explain that?”
Jackson-Lee: “I’m so glad you said that. It appears on the video. Maybe it’s a doctored video.”
Sanchez: “Do you think the video was doctored? Do you think the video may have been doctored?”
Jackson-Lee: “Let me say this – we who are members of congress who believe in democracy are not going to focus on distractions. We’re really going to focus on giving the people the opportunity to express themselves in any way they desire.”
Sanchez: “I’ll tell you what, let’s play it and you tell us if this is you or not you and if we’ve made a mistake by showing video that may have been doctored. Is there anything about this video that isn’t reflective of what happened?”
Jackson-Lee: “I know nothing about the video. I know nothing about the video, Rick, and I’m not going to comment on it.”
C’mon, Rick. Who you gonna believe, Rick, Shiela Jackson-Lee or your lyin’ eyes?
Source: NewsBusters.org
