Top 25 reasons Joe Biden fell asleep during President Obama’s deficit speech

by editor on April 14, 2011

Yup. Ol’ Joe chose what some extremist Republicans are calling an inappropriate time to catch a catnap – right in the middle of his boss’ speech on the debt and the deficit.

But the Vice President had a really good excuse. Twenty-five of them, in fact.

  1. Up late last night trying to come up with something incredibly stupid to do while President spoke.
  2. In his dreams, the President is serious about deficit reduction.
  3. He made the mistake of counting members of the mainstream media lining up like sheep to back Obama’s plan.
  4. All those zeros… Zzzzzzeros.
  5. Hey, Gore slept through the 90s and nobody said anything about it.
  6. He was tired from a long day of making sure that only China could have coal plants.
  7. He stayed up all night trying to figure out a good comeback for that smartass at the ice cream shop.
  8. The way the government has been spending money, taking a 20-minute map is like stickin’ it to the man for $4 million.
  9. It’s the Biden Sleep Deficit plan.
  10. That’s not just a nap, that’ fucking serious sleep!
  11. “Barry told me to go ahead, take a nap, and he’ll wake me up when he needs me to add something intelligent.”
  12. Being a word genius is tiring work.
  13. Even the dimmest of bulbs need to be turned off to cool down once in a while.
  14. Up late last night making up phrases that rhyme with “Boehner.”
  15. Nice sunny day, gentle breeze from Barry’s mouth, the endless droning on and on of Barry’s speech … you do the math.
  16. His son Beau put music on Joe’s MP3 player and he fell asleep listening to the unofficial lib lullaby: Ten Years After’s I’d Love To Change The World:

    “Everywhere is freaks and hairies
    Dykes and fairies, tell me where there is sanity
    Tax the rich, feed the poor
    Till there are no rich no more

    I’d love to change the world
    But I don’t know what to do
    So I’ll leave it up to you

    And it’s somehow Bush’s fault.”

  17. Honoring those Latino citizens who made this country great by partaking in the traditional siesta!
  18. He lost a significant amount of sleep worrying over the results of Barrack’s AIDS test.
  19. The inside of Biden’s eyelids look just like the long, dark chasm that has been the Obama presidency.
  20. The anesthesia hadn’t completely worn off after an earlier trip to the hair clinic.
  21. His alien radio control implant was temporarily blocked by the lead paint in the rotunda.
  22. Late night panty raid in the Freshman dorm.
  23. He couldn’t get any coffee that morning because he didn’t have an Indian accent.
  24. Brainwashing Side Effects include: drowsiness, prolonged grinning, hair loss, and delusions of grandeur.
  25. Time for a nap – I’ve heard this all before from that peanut farmer guy … what the hell was his name? His brother made some great beer … where am I?

Contributors: Sven Waring, Perlcat, JJJRO

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17 Comments on "Top 25 reasons Joe Biden fell asleep during President Obama’s deficit speech"

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RockingHorseGuy
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Somehow, I expect to be called a racist for not being impressed with Biden.

RIP
Member

L.J.B. was asleep? How could you tell?

Big Al
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I am surprised that they didn’t blame it on Global warming.

john
Member

He does his best work like that, eyes closed, mouth closed, brain waves——————————————————.

Ruben
Member

Alright… there’s Sleepy. Now, where are the other six mental dwarfs?

Navyvet
Member

As you say there’s Joe Biden as Sleepy. The rest are: Dinglebarry as Dopey; Hillary as Bitchy; Eric Holder as Sleazy; Harry Reid as Whiny; Al Franken as Cheaty; Nancy Pelosi as Crazy. Of course, they are all interchangeable in the roles

Buck O'Fama
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Biden knows there ain’t anything worth plagarizing when Prez Snorbama gets to flappin’ his gums.

Neo-7
Member

Alvin Lee and Ten Years After—- great song.

Paden
Member

Ya know…Joe sleeping is the most honest thing he’s done in office. 😉

Paden
Member

Don’t wake him…let sleeping dogs lay.

copter1
Member

Or perhaps, let lying dogs sleep.

MJV in Wisconsin
Guest

“7.He stayed up all night trying to figure out a good comeback for that smartass at the ice cream shop.”

It’s frozen custard, not ice cream!

Elrond Hubbard
Member

Falling asleep during Obama’s speech was a good response to that partisan piece of crap. The correct response was to stand up and walk out; it’s too bad Rep. Paul Ryan and the others were too polite to do it.

deepthinker
Member

Screw being polite when you are being lambasted by the biggest liar in US History, barry obama. The republicans better get some gonads a back bone and the stomach for getting down in the trenches and getting bloody on this one. If not barry will paint them as he did in this speech as mean spirited, uncaring and willing to slash and burn those that he can scare the most.

I want someone to stand up and tell it just the way it is not sit in the front row and act like their mouths are glued shut.

hisham
Guest

He’s getting his street cred for what I believe will be his next great adventure: Three Toed Sloth Trainer.

DMartyr
Guest

And I thought he was in training to become an air traffic controller…

hisham
Guest

Bwahahahahaha! Good one, D!

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