Attention, gentlemen: We have a California cougar looking for some sweet, sweet lovin’

Good lord. We just realized this is Gloria Allred. Please poke out our eyes with an ice pick and put an armed guard on our penises.

Good lord. We just realized this is Gloria Allred. Please poke out our eyes with an ice pick and put an armed guard on our penises.

We sincerely hope none of you are desperate enough to even consider offering Gloria what she seems to be looking for in this video. C’mon, at this point even Gloria’s adult daughter is too old and too ugly to be worthy of cougarhood.

According to our friends over at iOwnTheWorld.com, lovely Fresno, California hosted the second annual California Cougar Convention last Saturday.

We just checked with Travelocity.com and it looks like there are about 20 flights a day between Los Angeles and Fresno. We don’t know for sure if Gloria attended the convention, but considering how much she seems to enjoy the TSA’s enhanced pat down, she may have flown up just to get felt up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAvZsBbrs14

H/T: iOwnTheWorld.com

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