America honors its greatest leaders by putting their likenesses on its US currency. We believe it’s high time that Barack Obama, The Greatest President In History, receives this same honor. Unfortunately, most of the denominations are taken.
For example, a likeness of George Washington, our nation’s first president and leader of the American Revolution, graces the one dollar bill.
“Honest” Abe Lincoln, the revered leader who lead our nation through its darkest hour, appears on the five dollar bill.
Alexander Hamilton, Founding Father, first Secretary of the Treasury and leader of the constitutional convention, is honored on the ten dollar bill.
Andrew Jackson, “Old Hickory”, fought the British in the Battle of New Orleans and is seen on the twenty dollar bill.
Ulysses S. Grant, legendary Union army general, lead the North to victory in the Civil War and is honored on the fifty dollar bill.
Benjamin Franklin, Founding Father, writer, publisher, inventor, political theorist and leading author of the Constitution, is acknowledged on the one hundred dollar bill.
As you can see, all the most commonly used denominations are already spoken for. So how can we honor Barack Obama in a way that befits his contributions to American history? May we humbly suggest that Obama’s image be placed on the currency with which he is most closely associated:
Obama’s socialist, big government policies have put more people on welfare than any president in history, so this placement seems most appropriate. In fact, unlike his unmerited Nobel Peace Prize, this is an honor he richly deserves.
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