Janeane Garofalo just called you an a-hole

February 13, 2009, 11:56 am · 11 comments

janeane_garofalo__tattooThe lovely and gracious Janeane Garofalo has favored us with another of her sophisticated comments.

We don’t want to imply that the former Air America shrew’s career is in the dumper, but she did an interview with an “environmental celebrity blog.” Good lord, Janeane, that’s one step below talking to IHateTheMedia.com.

“The reason a person is a conservative republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that’s science – that’s neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican. It’s counter-intuitive. And they revel in their anti-intellectualism. They revel in their cruelty.”

“…First you have to be an a**hole and then comes the conservatism. You gotta be a d*** to cleave onto their ideology…”

“I really believe that if a neuroscientist examined the brain of somebody who identified as a conservative, they would find it’s wired differently.”

One can only hope, Janeane. One can only hope.

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David Adams February 13, 2009, 12:25 pm at 12:25 pm

Miss Garafalo has a look of desperate insecurity with her ‘hip’ costume and her tattoos. She’s probably describing the inner workings of her own mind.

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Stace February 13, 2009, 12:26 pm at 12:26 pm

Uh, Ms. Garofalo? Calling people names does make you, you know, and asshole. Maybe even a dick.

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Destan Ferend February 13, 2009, 12:29 pm at 12:29 pm

Sounds about right. Rock on, Janeane. Probably about the best summation of Republican Conservatism I’ve heard yet.

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wankee February 13, 2009, 12:40 pm at 12:40 pm

I hope the producers of 24 see this and right her out of the show. This week isn’t soon enough. Have always hated her acting but her leftist, elitist, socialist attitude is far worse. Wasn’t she one of the women advocating not using toilet paper?

She’s got a schnuke in her schizz and somebody needs to detonate it.

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Z. February 13, 2009, 12:55 pm at 12:55 pm

And this is different from Palin’s “only small town Republicans are REAL Americans” campaign and Ann Coulter’s entire career how? Hi pot, meet kettle.

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Administrator February 13, 2009, 1:03 pm at 1:03 pm

wankee,

I’m a 24 fan and see is horrible on that show. Such an overactor. Just horrible.

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James February 13, 2009, 1:34 pm at 1:34 pm

I have found those who resort to name calling do so because they lack a valid arguement.

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aerovelo February 13, 2009, 1:57 pm at 1:57 pm

Duh…everyone knows a liberal’s mind is wired differently. Their cerebral cortex is wired directly to their left knee, whenever they see a puppy or a tree or a rainbow or a palestinian or an illegal alien they have a knee jerk reaction to save it, hug it, empathize with it or rationalize it. Strangely, they somehow are not wired to care for unborn children, America, different ideas, hard workers, people who dont live in cities, and those serving in the military.

Thank God our minds are wired differently.

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Zee February 13, 2009, 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm

Well, any one who looks like Garofalo yet insists on being in the public eye is hardly someone who ought to be lecturing on cruelty. Just this reminder that she is alive has inflicted undue pain.

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MARCI February 27, 2009, 10:57 pm at 10:57 pm

I just don’t get all the atention this S…B…gets with her dumb comments, she is nothing more than a idiot liberal ,the only hting she knows is critizise,no one of her comments are of a constructive manner,everytime she opens her mouth looks like a snake ready to spread poison, likewise she is the ass..hole.

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warren August 7, 2009, 11:21 am at 11:21 am

Like the mythical uzelem bird, here’s hoping Janeane GodAwfulHo continues to fly in ever decreasing circles until she disappears up her own tattooed ugly ass…

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