Don’t ask us to explain this video.
As far as we can tell, some guy named Raffle van Exel grabbed Jesse Jackson as he was walking through an airport and asked him to offer up an inspirational message for Michael Jackson’s fans.
Reverend Jackson, of course, has never met a microphone he didn’t like, so he started jabbering away.
We just have three questions about the Reverend’s comments:
Question #1: What’s this “dignity” he attributes to Michael Jackson? The guy’s date at the Grammy Awards was a chimpanzee named Bubbles.
Question #2: When did “decency” become an acronym for child molester?
Question #3: Is it our imagination or is Jesse’s speech pattern starting to sound like he’s reading Dr. Seuss?
Source: Dori Monsoon via Ace of Spades
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Anyone have the “Shamwa” guys phone number….The “Ebonics” translator is ready to launch…availabe in all languages!
Did the interviewer really say 7 M. Jack fans committed suicide in the last 7 hours…okay then…
You heard correclty. I just checked. Here’s an article on it:
http://www.spike.com/blog/michael-jackson-fans/83008
is it wrong to say…that this line in this article is not really true?
Luckily for him, an ambulance crew found him in time and managed to save his life.
Thanks for the reminder of the old Conway and Steckler radio show. Every Thursday night they had the special feature, “What the Hell did Jesse Jackson Say”. I was pretty good at it, and one time I was on hold to play on the air, but the show ended before I had my chance at fame and stardom. Anyway, they played clips of JJ speaking at various functions and if you could interpret the garbled mess you won fabulous prizes – like bits of string and Carl’s Junior coupons that had expired. I guess some of us who were pretty good at the game should get together and play one more time for old-times sake. Then we will share the wisdom that is Jesse Jackson with the rest of you. That should bring comfort to all of the grieving MJ fans here at IHateTheMedia.com – might even prevent a suicide or two.