Someone with this candidate’s name should have been able to look into the future and say, “I see problems if I allow these photos to be taken.”
But, no, one might say that Krystal Ball’s crystal ball was broken.
Krystal is a Democrat running for Congress in Virginia’s overwhelmingly Republican first district. So odds are she didn’t have much of a shot at winning even before these photos leaked. Now she probably has zero chance.
Krystal’s problem? The leaked photos show her dressed as a sexy Santa performing fellatio on a dildo-nosed reindeer. Her defense is basically, “Hey, c’mon, those photos were taken right after I got out of college and that’s my husband wearing the dildo and leash.”
Unfortunately, Krystal, this is 2010 and the photos are what you call political career killers everywhere but San Francisco and Barney Frank’s district, where they’re called resume enhancements.
Too bad. Krystal’s almost cute enough to be a conservative.
Source: Black Velvet Bruce Li
