For the past month, the country has been on a wild goof chase over the debt ceiling issue. Numerous plans to tackle the problem have emerged from the congressional side, all of which were unacceptable to His Golfship.
Why doesn’t Congress simply vote on Obama’s plan? Where, reporters ask, is Obama’s plan? Good question. Watch as The Carney Barker spends ten minutes not answering it:
Jay Carney: “The president stood before you on Friday night and put forward in detail with numbers what he’s willing to do…”
Talk is cheap, Jay, especially Obama’s. Later, Jay puts a little meat on dem bones:
Jay Carney: “We’ve shown a lot of leg on what we were proposing…”
Is that Obama-speak for “The dog ate our debt plan”? Believe it or not, we’re closing in on the truth. Jay is too ashamed to say it so he hints at it:
Jay Carney: “Is it because you need something printed for you, you can’t write it down [yourself]?”
Writing’s the problem. We understand perfectly. During his magnificent college career, Barry delivered all his classwork via telepathy: just concentrate real hard and beam his insights on Marxist flatulence right to Professor Mushmouth’s brain. He never expected to encounter knuckle-draggers who bother reading stuff, so he never deigned to learn the useless skill.
Please Mr. President, humor us. Pull out your plan and write it down for us.
If you can’t do it yourself, call Bill Ayers. He did an outstanding job writing your other works of fiction.
– Written by Bonfire of the Absurdities
