Adult film star Stormy Daniels says she may run against Louisiana Republican Senator David Vitter. Vitter, who was named in a Washington, DC prostitution ring, calls himself a social conservative.
“I don’t see how I can possibly embarrass him more than he already embarrassed himself…,” Daniels said. “Honestly, I’m not sure I’m willing to take the pay cut that comes with being a senator.”
This is like the old joke about the gorgeous woman who sits down next to a guy in a bar. He turns to her and says, “Would you have sex with me for $1,000,000.
“Well, that’s a lot of money,” she says. “I guess I would.”
He says, “How about $10?”
She’s shocked. She’s furious. “What do you take me for,” she says, “some kind of whore?”
“We’ve already established that,” he says, “now we’re just haggling about price.”
We know what Senators are. Why not just elect someone who’s willing to admit she’ll screw us all if the money’s right.
