Scott Ritter, former U.N. weapons inspector is going to jail for sex crimes.
The man who couldn’t find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq found a weapon of masturbation in his pants and deployed it on his webcam, thinking the person viewing his personalized pleasure was a 15-year old girl. Sorry, Scotty, it was actually an undercover policewomen.
We're happy to report that Ritter is merely grabbing his microphone in this photo
The Independent UK has the story of the jerk off’s jerk off:
After two days of deliberation the jury in Stroudsburg found Scott Ritter guilty on six of seven counts relating to a conversation he had in a Yahoo internet chat room last year with a vice-squad officer who was masquerading as a 15-year-old girl called Emily. Ritter was released on $25,000 (£15,300) bail pending sentencing next month.
… Neither Ritter nor his lawyers commented after the verdicts were read in court on Thursday evening. Ritter had taken the stand on Tuesday, when he claimed that he hadn’t believed it when he had been told during the chat that “Emily” had been only 15 years old. During the chat Ritter had displayed himself naked and masturbating, via a webcam. A video of the webcam images was shown to jurors.
The prosecutor, Michael Rakaczewski, said Ritter was convicted “by his own actions and by his own words on the stand”. He added that “even though a person may know what they are doing is wrong and maybe are intelligent enough to try to avoid it and get away, sometimes the internal drive to engage in these types of deviant sexual behaviours is just too strong.” He said that Pennsylvania had passed new laws enabling officers to try to catch perpetrators such as Ritter.
For some reason, the left is uncharacteristically quiet about this. Odd, considering how they hung on Ritter’s every word when he was a U.N. Arms Inspector and called George W. Bush a liar.
Source: Independent UK
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So that’s twice he’s been fooled. Once by Saddam and again by the police. He’s about as dim as a 15 watt refrigerator bulb.
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I hope you mean a eco friendly CFL bulb you meanie!
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Don’t ask where that bulb might have been. Kinda like in this story…
http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/
…but hey, being into kiddie-porn makes this liar almost less then human.
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Look at the man. Creepy looking dude. No way I would even have my kid in the same room.
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Associated with the UN. Whoda thunk it?
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Play on Mae West regarding Ritter: “Hey big boy, is that a weapon of mass hysteria in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Scott Ritter upon arrest: “Honest officer, I didn’t know she was nine years old, she looked younger!”
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Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
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good one, hisham
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Thanks! Sometimes the burners are all burning!
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Thank goodness that his personal weapon of mass destruction never found it’s intended victim. Hey Scott, don’t drop the soap in the shower!
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LOL!!
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The left is silent because in their eyes he did nothing wrong,now if he had called out God’s name while he was climaxing it would be a whole nother story
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The left wing media buried this story because Scott’s lawyer released a statement to the press explaining what really happened and they found his excuse completely plausible and convinced them of his innocence. The statement read that “Scott was watching Obama’s new campaign ad while he chatting to the underage girl and that was what he was masturbating to”. Now since everyone in the left wing media has done this at one time or another,this defense was completely accepted. Poor Scotty,if only he could of had 12 people from the media on that jury,he would be a free man,,,IF WHILE WATCHING OBAMA THE LIZARD SPITS,,YOU HAVE NO CHOICE YOU MUST AQUITT!!!!!
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Looks like Scotty will be finding other weapons of mass penetration in his new digs.
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He looks like a liberal to me, like a creep, so no surprise.
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No, the left apparently thinks that underage sex is just OK (as long as it’s one of their own).
[cough]polanski[cough]
I suppose that Whoopi will get on tv and defend this asshole, too.
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She should, because it was not “rape” rape. In her moronic mind, that makes sense.
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See that tight lipped smuggness when he says “the real threat is zero, none”. Well that’s not the case when it comes to your threat to helpless little kids is it scum bag?
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Liberalism always attracts the freaks and perverts.
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I am waiting to see who is it going to be who go against this type of activity to find these types of men. Who is going to say the word entrapment? If of course the left deigns to report on this.
I don’t believe that saying that his urges were stronger than him is a good defense. He is disgusting.
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Wonder how he likes that cesspool the left calls morality now?!
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I knew something was up when he suddenly started whining about how unfair the UN inspection regime was being to poor widdle Saddam and his happy band of Islamic Agrarian reformers…
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When it’s a conservative, it’s offensive and a crime and horrible and disgusting and no good, ad nauseum.
When it’s a liberal, it’s “just sex”.
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Hey, if it was good enough for Mohammed,…………..?
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BEST ONE OF THE DAY!!
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This is one reason why I believe in God. Justice is some times slow, but swift.
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You go that right. In addition, no one on this Planet can complain that they didn’t have the time to turn their life around and stop whatever they were doing or seek redemption for what they have done. Even though he didn’t exactly pay for the crime of murder about 10 years later or so OJ Simpson still ended up in prison and for what I understand it is wasn’t a very pleasant experience and probably it isn’t (not sure if he is out yet).
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I think someone once said “God is seldom early, but never late”
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Gives us all a hint what he was REALLY doing when he was supposed to be searching for WMD in Iran. No wonder he never found any.
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he choked the bishop while choking his chicken.
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“The man who couldn’t find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq found a weapon of masturbation in his pants and deployed it on his webcam”
Awesome line. Pulitzer material!
Some of the best comments ever on this site. Thanks for the laughs
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Thank you. Thank you very much. We’ll be here all week.
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Hey,, I don’t know what the big deal is. Bill Clinton masterbated to every thing that had legs when he was playing president, why is it so wrong that someone got caught jerking it on cam. No harm was done, He had no sexual relations with anyone. Bill got off scott free, I think everyone should be able to pull a bill clinton and jack off anywere they want to. Tell them 15 year old SLUT whores to stop getting pregnet and go back to school, they dress like street walkers and when they score a john, then they say rape, rape, I think all girls that dress like a whore should be fined 10,000.00 each time they come out of the house, Maby they won’t be so free to show off there streched out bugger men. yuckkkkkkkkk
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You seem a little nutty. Yeah, Clinton is a perv, but much of what you said is strange.
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The author of this article is so blatantly mis-informed it ought to be A shock that this page has received even a single view. Scott Ritter’s openly espoused public policy center around DENYING that Iraq ever possessed any tangible weapon’s of mass destruction, even though previous information and Bush administration influence had lead him to believe they did have nukes. This secondary view is what he is known for. Anyways, his ability to shift position on key issues based on actual evidence is a key attribute lacking in many of our public officials today. Granted, he’s a creepy dude, but he was right about Bush’s jingoist incompetencies.
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Scott Ritter has always been about himself. He liked having his name & face out there, & liked how the MSM kissed his ass because they hated Bush, hated the idea of the Iraq war, & were happy to put him out there, front & center. Then he turns out to be criminally perverted, & he’s done. Good riddence.
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