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We pause now to pay our respects to the dearly departed favorite theory of global warming guru Al Gore.
We pause now to pay our respects to the dearly departed favorite theory of global warming guru Al Gore.
Historic winter storm in South America
New York Times – we could be entering an “extended chilly period”
Record low temperatures in 26 states
India ‘rejects key scientific findings on global warming’ — vows not to cut emissions
The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Saturday shows that 30% of the nation’s voters now Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Thirty-nine percent (39%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -9.
The evil right wing Rasmussen poll continues to lie by saying that disenchantment with The Greatest President In History is growing. What’s that? Rasmussen was the most accurate poll in the last presidential election? More lies from lying, scum-sucking conservatives.
The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Saturday shows that 30% of the nation’s voters now Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Thirty-nine percent (39%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -9.
The number who Strongly Disapprove of the President has increased slightly following the prime time press conference on Wednesday night. That figure—39%–is now at the highest level yet recorded. As a result, the overall Approval Index has fallen to the lowest level yet recorded for this President.
This guy is going down faster than Perez Hilton in a bath house.
Source: RasmussenReports.com
Charges by Cambridge Police for resisting arrest against Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates have been dropped, but he still may need to have a giant, malignant chip on his shoulder removed.
Charges for resisting arrest against Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates have been dropped, but he still may need to have a giant, malignant chip on his shoulder removed.
When Gates was asked for identification during an investigation of a possible break-in, he responded, “Why? Because I’m a black man in America?”
Which, of course, is the typical reaction from anyone who has had an encounter with the police. (For example, if stopped for a malfunctioning headlight on your car, simply respond to the officer’s request for your drivers license by saying, “Why? Because I’m a black man in America?” It’s guaranteed to work like a charm.)
Barack Obama, who received enough support from whites to be elected President of the United States, did take time to pronounce–without knowing the facts–that the Cambridge police, “acted stupidly.” You know, kind of like acting without first knowing the facts.
According to Obama, the only time police don’t act stupidly are when they are shot in the line of duty. In that case, police are brave and serve as a reminder why guns must be banned.
Obama added that the massive chip on Gates’ shoulder was a pre-existing condition. Under the terms of his government-subsidized health plan, an operation to remove the chip would be covered.
However, the wait for the operation would make the 350 years of oppression seem short.
Written by Sven Waring of DotPenn.com
The democrats introduced a bill called the “Restore Our American Mustangs Act” (H.R.1018) that would create a brand spankin’ new $700 million entitlement program for wild horses.
It appears that the Democrats are planning ahead for the day when every man, woman and child in the United States is on welfare and they’re forced to broaden the safety net to include other critters.
They’ve introduced a bill called the “Restore Our American Mustangs Act” (H.R.1018) that would create a brand spankin’ new $700 million entitlement program for wild horses.
If passed, the ROAM Act will “invest” your 700 million taxpayer dollars by:
• Conducting a wild horse census every two years (ACORN will immediately form a new subsidiary called OATS to oversee the count)
• Providing “enhanced contraception” and birth control for the wild mustangs (We didn’t know that wild horses practiced contraception in the first place so we’re a bit baffled as to what “enhanced” contraception might be. Perhaps we’ll be supplying the mares with morning after pills and guaranteeing their right to choose)
• Supplying $5 million to repair the damage the horses inflict upon the land (If you were a landlord and the horses were tenants, you’d evict them)
• Designating an additional 19 million acres of public and private land as wild horse habitat (If we understand this correctly, they damage the land so we’re going to supply them with 19 million more acres to damage)
• Mandating that government bureaucrats conduct home inspections before Americans can adopt the wild mustangs (At long last Madonna and Angelina will be able to stop adopting African horses)
The Mr. Ed theme song says, “A horse is a horse, of course, of course.”
The corollary is that “A horse’s ass is a horse’s ass, and we hope this will never pass.”
Source: HotAir.com
Dueling Headlines: The impact of global warming | Global warming is shrinking fish | Global warming is shrinking fish
Global warming causes giant squid blowout (2002)
Global warming is shrinking fish
(2009)
Source: Andrew Bolt
Marian Fluet loves to make hand-sewn dolls. She’s made hundreds of them. Fluet has reached the absolute acme of her doll-making career by creating lifelike Barack and Michelle Obama dolls.
Ninety-four year old Marian Fluet loves to make hand-sewn dolls. She’s made hundreds of them. But now Fluet has reached the absolute acme of her doll-making career by creating lifelike Barack and Michelle Obama dolls.
The Barack doll comes in a stylish navy blue suit with matching tie and wears a flag pin in his lapel. The Michelle doll wears a dark green dress, gold necklace and pearl bracelet. Barack stands at 32 inches tall and Michelle measures in at 28 inches.
Thank god, the Obama dolls doesn’t talk like a Chatty Cathy doll or it would immediately demand a primetime press conference on Nick at Nite where it would apologize for the actions of G.I. Joe, cut funding for Buzz Lightyear and condemn Barbie as a racist.
Source: TheBigFeed.com
A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of California voters shows that just 25% say illegal immigrants are not a major strain on the state budget. Eleven percent (11%) are not sure.
Here’s how a new survey from Rasmussen Reports tells the story:
Nearly two-out-of-three California voters (64%) say illegal immigrants put a significant strain on the state budget as lawmakers struggle to close a $26 billion deficit.
A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of California voters shows that just 25% say illegal immigrants are not a major strain on the state budget. Eleven percent (11%) are not sure.
Here’s a reality check for that 25% who think illegal aliens are not a strain on the budget and for the 11% who aren’t sure:
40% of all workers in L.A. County (L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal aliens working without a green card.
95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
There are 21 Spanish language radio stations in Los Angeles.
In L.A. County 5.1 million people speak English. 3.9 million speak Spanish. (There are 10.2 million people in L.A. County ).
70% of the United States’ annual population growth (and over 90% of California, Florida, and New York) is from illegal aliens.
And finally, less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.
Despite these horrifying stats, 25% of voters think illegal aliens are just fine and dandy. And another 11% don’t have an opinion.
Wake up, you ignorant dunces, wake up.
Source: RasmussenReports.com
Police unions in Cambridge, Massachusetts have come out in support of Sgt. James Crowley. They’re demanding an apology from President Obama for his statement that officers “acted stupidly” when they arrested black Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr.
Police unions in Cambridge, Massachusetts have come out in support of Sgt. James Crowley. They’re demanding an apology from President Obama for his statement that officers “acted stupidly” when they arrested black Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr.
This should be interesting. The President has been more than happy to jet around the world apologizing to anyone and everyone whether they deserve it or not.
Now let’s see how long it takes him to apologize to Americans for once.
Update 7/24/09: Henry Louis Gates Police Report
Source: FoxNews.com
Barack Obama talks to God for inspiration. He’s a religious fanatic. He’s worse than the Taliban. He’s turning the country over to dangerous religious elements.
The left has undergone a miraculous religious conversion since Barack Obama was inaugurated. Suddenly, it’s good again to be overtly religious.
Comments that would have driven the left to bemoan the blurring of the separation of church and state had Bush made them are now seen as proof of Obama’s humanity and humility.
Consider this exchange on Thursday’s Nightline:
Terry Moran: Last question. As you know, there’s a lot of curiosity about you and what you do and what you wear and all these things and where you worship. If I may ask, how have the responsibilities of the presidency affected your spiritual life, if at all.
Obama: Well, I had a habit of praying every night before I got to bed. I pray all the time now (laughs) because I have a lot of stuff on my plate and I need guidance all the time. We haven’t selected a permanent church home in DC….my Faith and Neighborhood Initiatives Director Joshua DeBois, he has a devotional that he sends to me on my Blackberry every day. That’s how I start my morning. It’s got a passage, a scripture, in some cases quotes from other faiths to reflect on. So look, when you’re in this job, I think every President who’s had it is constantly humbled by the degree to which there are a lot of issues out there and the notion that one person alone can solve all these problems…I think you’re cured of that illusion very quickly. You just hope that you’re aligning your work with His purposes and that you’re attuned to the needs of the people that you’re there to serve.
Good Lord (you’ll pardon he expression), the man talks to God for inspiration. He’s a religious fanatic. He’s worse than the Taliban. He’s turning the country over to dangerous religious elements.
Confused about what role religion should play in a president’s life? Keep the rule of thumb in mind:
Republican president prays, bad. Democrat president prays, good.
Back in 2005, a leading gay publication called The Advocate named Kerry Pacer its “Person of the Year.” She has gone straight and had a baby.
Now this is what you call an inconvenient truth. A very inconvenient truth.
Back in 2005, a leading gay publication called The Advocate named Kerry Pacer its “Person of the Year.”
Pacer, who was just 17 at the time, was featured on the cover of the magazine’s December issue. She was awarded the prestigious honor for her valiant struggle for a “gay-straight alliance” while she attended White County High School in Cleveland, Georgia.
Sad to say, Pacer has now discovered she’s straight. The Washington Blade, another gay publication, reports:
“…today she lives with her boyfriend, a construction worker, and their baby daughter, Marley, who turns 1 year old on Saturday.
“Well, she’s the most beautiful blue-eyed girl in the world and everybody tells me that so I’m not just being biased, I swear,” Pacer said with a laugh.
“I love every minute of motherhood. It’s been a very big challenge, however I love it. I’ve just been trying to work and go to school and take care of my family,” she said.
Oh, those crazy kids. You just never know what they’re going to do next. Nor who.
Source: NewsBusters.org
We have two remarkably talented American women, Sonia Sotomayor and Paula Abdul, are simultaneously being considered for important positions as judges.
We find ourselves at the point in American history where two remarkably talented American women are simultaneously being considered for important positions as judges.
We speak, of course, of Sonia Sotomayor and Paula Abdul.
Unbeknownst to most Americans, the similarities between these two women are amazing. Far more amazing than those Lincoln-Kennedy comparisons that make the rounds every few years. For example:
What are the odds?
ABC’s Chris Cuomo and Claire Shipman noted the tenth anniversary of the death John F. Kennedy, Jr. by dubbing him “the prince of Camelot.” Barf!
For God’s sake, man, will this senseless Kennedy worship never end?
ABC’s Chris Cuomo and Claire Shipman noted the tenth anniversary of the death John F. Kennedy, Jr. by dubbing him “the prince of Camelot.”
Shipman said his “very existence had somehow come to represent a critical link to our fairy tale past. And always, always the possibility of another chapter.”
“And a decade later,” Shipman whimpered, “it’s still the potential we remember, the what-might-have-been.”
The key phrase here is “fairy tale,” because the reality of John John’s life veers quickly into a display of no potential whatsoever.
It’s also been widely reported that “the prince” wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. He failed the New York bar exam twice. He published George, a money-losing political magazine. He dated the horse-faced Sarah Jessica Parker and the whorish Madonna. And as a result of inexperience, arrogance or stupidity (take your choice), he flew his airplane into the ocean at night.
The fairy tale of unfulfilled Kennedy potential took another blow last year when John John’s sister Caroline (the princess of Camelot, we assume) made an embarrassing and quickly-aborted run for the Senate in New York.
Of course, the liberal media spoon feeds tasty fairy tale morsels to the masses and they eat it up.
If you’ll excuse us, we have an unfulfilled urge to vomit.
Source: ABC via NewsBusters.org
These are either mug shots of women arrested for prostitution in St Paul, Minnesota or Democrat members of congress. Tough to tell the difference.
To review Politico.com’s story that Democrats prove they’re not only whores, but cheap whores one more time:
Three House Democratic leaders who were whipping members on the climate change bill gave tens of thousands in campaign cash to party moderates around the time of the 219-212 vote on June 26, according to Federal Election Commission records.
It’s impossible to tell if that torrent of cash was an attempt to schmear wavering Democrats — or just part of the usual cash dump made by leaders on the eve of the June 30 quarterly fundraising deadline.
Are you wondering what the hell the word “schmear” mean? Well, the Merrian-Webster online dictionary defines it as “an aggregate of related things.”
As in the sentence, “We have a whole schmear of cheap Democrat whores in congress.”
Source: Politico.com, Merriam-Webster
That’s what ObamaCare means. A 20-year old Illegal alien and his family will be covered, but your elderly mother might not be. What has happened to America?
That’s what ObamaCare means. A 20-year old Illegal alien and his family will be covered, but your elderly mother might not be. What has happened to America?
Source: Newsmax.com
A Gallop poll of morally objectionable acts to Americans.
We know you’re going to do exactly what we did when we looked at the results of this Gallup poll.
You’re going to check to see if the majority of Americans agree with you or if they’re complete morons.
Looks like very few things are still considered verboten by the majority of Americans here in 2009. Here, from the most morally objectionable act to the least, are the percentages of Americans who object to:
92% Married men and women having affairs
91% Polygamy
88% Cloning humans
80% Suicide
63% Cloning animals
56% Abortion
56% Doctor assisted suicide
40% Sex between unmarried adults
47% Gay or lesbian relations
45% Bearing children outside marriage
36% Gambling
30% Divorce
30% Death penalty
One thing we found interesting or disturbing or contradictory or maybe all three: 56% of people find doctor-assisted suicide morally objectionable. The same percentage find doctor-assisted murder objectionable.
We’ve pored over the results of the poll and cannot determine what percentage of the American people find the mere thought of Joe Biden being vice president morally objectionable.
Source: Gallup.com
Swami-in-Chief Barack Obama used the stars to look into the future during Wednesday night’s press conference. Here is your Obamacare horoscope.
Swami-in-Chief Barack Obama used the stars to look into the future during Wednesday night’s press conference. He sees all, he knows all, he taxes all who make over $250,000.
The moon is in the seventh house. Jupiter’s aligned with Mars. So this is as good a time as any to peer into your future under ObamaCare as divined by the stars.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Say good-bye to your family. You will soon catch Swine Flu. Although the government is preparing 190 million doses of vaccine, you will not be able to get one.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Be prepared for disappointment. Your primary care physician will ask you to get an MRI, but an ObamaCare bureaucrat will overrule him.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
While some people say ObamaCare will kill capitalism, others think it will kill patients. As a Gemini, you will be able to see both sides of the issue.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
A new child will soon enter your life. Despite the fact that it’s not your child, you will pay for its healthcare for the rest of your life.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
You will have a moment of clarity today when you ask yourself, “If ObamaCare is so good, why aren’t Congressmen demanding it for themselves?”
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
You will suffer from a sinus infection, but your doctor will insist on removing your tonsils.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Travel is in your future. You will take a trip to Mexico in a desperate attempt to find a doctor.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You are a born worrier and are prone to stress and tension. With good reason.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Congratulations! The doctor will see you now. You will reach the top of the waiting list and your turn for medical care will finally arrive.
Capricorn December 22-January 19
Eat better, exercise, relax, stop smoking and soon you’ll be glowing with health. It will make no difference because ObamaCare will tax you to death.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Take plenty of vitamins and minerals. You’ll feel better than ever after the 2012 election.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Keep a positive attitude and remember that you’re no more depressed than the rest of us.
Headline: “People over 80 are multiplying faster than any other age group.” The babies must be about 40-years old when they’re born.
The babies must be about 40-years old when they’re born.
Source: Telegraph UK
OK, so maybe Huffington Post writer Johann Hari didn’t exactly say gays were being beheaded in the Deep South, but that’s exactly what he implied by saying that the Deep South one of the most homophobic places on Earth.
OK, so maybe Huffington Post writer Johann Hari didn’t exactly say gays were being beheaded in the Deep South, but that’s exactly what he implied by saying that the Deep South one of the most homophobic places on Earth.
This bizarre assertion came in an article that defended Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen’s movie about a gay Austrian fashion designer:
The joke isn’t on gay people; it’s on the bigots who, when confronted with this creation, believe he is real, and typical of gays. Baron Cohen literally risked his life to make the point. He went to some of the most homophobic places on earth — the refugee camps of the Middle East, and the Deep South of the US — and behaved as a gargoyle drawn from the subconscious fears of homophobes.
There you have it. Homophobia is as bad in the American South as it is in the Middle East. Except for one thing. Unless we’re mistaken, they’re only comparable in the twisted mind of Johann Hari.
Hari should read what the Gay and Lesbian Humanist Association says about homosexuality in Islamic countries:
Homosexuality is illegal in most Muslim countries and punishable by death in several. Amnesty International, Homan (an exiled Iranian group) and other human rights groups regularly report shocking abuses and crimes against homosexuals. For example, in April 2001, nine gay men were given prison terms of 4 to 5 years with 2400 to 2600 lashes in Saudi Arabia. Abdul Sami (18) and Bismillah (22) were killed by the Taliban by having a wall toppled on them in 1998. In 2001, 52 men were arrested following a party on a river boat and charged with “immoral behaviour” and “contempt of religion” in Egypt (a supposedly “moderate” Islamic country). Many were given prison sentences with hard labour.
Iran has been particularly enthusiastic in its persecution of homosexuals. Estimates of the numbers of gay and lesbian people this evil regime has murdered range from hundreds to thousands but, as many executions are not public, and bereaved families may cover up the reasons out of shame, the higher estimates are plausible. Those cases that have been publicised include three gay men and two lesbians beheaded in January 1990, and 70 people executed in the early 1980s for trying to set up a lesbian and gay organisation. The Iranian Chief Justice, Morteza Moghtadai, justified the 1990 beheadings by saying, “The religious punishment for the despicable act of homosexuality is death for both parties.” False, trumped-up charges of homosexuality are also used to suppress political opponents, as happened to Dr Ali Mozaffarian, a Sunni Muslim leader executed in Shiraz in 1992.
Now we readily admit that we can’t read every newspaper in the world every day. So we may have missed the stories about gays being beheaded in Alabama and lesbians sentenced to hard labor in Mississippi.
Or maybe there’s another possibility:
Perhaps the HuffPo writer is as prejudiced against Southerners as he claims Southerners are against homosexuals.
Source: HuffingtonPost.com, GALHA.org
How can CNN attract advertisers now that it’s fallen into third place in the cable news ratings? Simple. Just ignore reality and announce that you’re still number one.
How can CNN attract advertisers now that it’s fallen into third place in the cable news ratings? Simple. Just ignore reality and announce that you’re still number one
The staggering news network is now airing a TV commercial in which it proudly boasts that it is “No. 1 with more viewers than Fox and MSNBC.”
In reality, Fox has been kicking CNN’s butt since early 2002 and had more viewers than CNN, MSNBC and HLN combined last quarter. Not just in prime time, but all day long. Hell, even sickly MSNBC topped CNN for the first time last quarter.
So how does CNN justify its demonstrably false claim?
Simple. They cherry picked an obscure statistic media buyers generally don’t accept — a cumulative number based on the total number of people who tuned into the network for six minutes or more per month.
Naturally, CNN chose not to reveal their alternate reality in the commercial.
Interesting to see that the news isn’t the only thing distorted on CNN. At least they’re consistent.
Source: LATimes.com
A bill introduced by Assemblyman Tom Ammiano (D-People’s Republic of San Francisco) “would impose not only sales taxes but a $50 per ounce fee on marijuana sales.”
It’s been suggested by a California Assemblyman that California could tax away its budget problems if only it would legalize marijuana.
The State Board of Equalization’s analysis says California could net $1.4 billion by taxing legal pot.
According to the Sacramento Bee, the bill introduced by Assemblyman Tom Ammiano (D-People’s Republic of San Francisco) “would impose not only sales taxes but a $50 per ounce fee on marijuana sales, which would be licensed by the state much as alcoholic beverages are regulated…”
“We can no longer afford to keep our heads in the sand when it comes to marijuana,” Ammiano said in a statement.
“I’m friggin’ starving,” he reportedly added. “Are you going to finish those pork rinds? How about those cupcakes? And your Fritos look delicious.”
Source: Sacramento Bee
Obama tells House Democrats, “You’re going to destroy my presidency.” We thought it was a do-it-yourself project.
We thought it was a do-it-yourself project.
Source: NationalJournal.com
Black Chamber of Commerce Leader Harry Alford isn’t done with Barbara Boxer. Not by a long shot. Alford called Boxer a racist, obnoxious and caustic. He said, “She assumed that I’m going to be some little, ignorant jigaboo.”
Black Chamber of Commerce Leader Harry Alford isn’t done with Barbara Boxer. Not by a long shot.
During an interview with John Ziegler on KGIL/Los Angeles, Alford called Boxer a racist, obnoxious and caustic. He said, “She assumed that I’m going to be some little, ignorant jigaboo.”
If you look back at the Senate hearing where Barbara Boxer and Harry Alford went at it, you might add vacuous and condescending. And if you’re really on a roll, you might add that she’s desperately in need of Nancy Pelosi’s botox dealer.
But that would be catty and totally beneath us.
Update 7/24/09: Dennis Miller interviews Harry Alford:
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Source: GatewayPundit.com
Aaron Bruns, the Fox News producer and pervert who likes little kids too much is going to the big house for ten years.
Aaron Bruns, the Fox News producer/perv who likes little kids too much is going to the big house for ten years.
Bruns was sent up the river on Tuesday in U.S. District Court after being convicted of possession of child porn. Prosecutors pushed for the harsh sentence because Bruns had a prior conviction on a similar charge. He was jailed back in February after investigators learned Bruns had been sharing child porn on the internet.
Done deal. Lock him up. Put him in a cell with a bigger, stronger pervert. Throw away the key.
Source: Associated Press
Parade Magazine has found a new crisis: Child Care Crisis. It’s like global climate crisis and the health care crisis, but has cuter pictures of pensive-faced children on tricycles and sitting tragically near an abandoned Teddy Bear.
With the U.S. trillions of dollars in debt and its future mandates for Social Security and other government-sponsored Ponzi schemes in the cool $100 trillion range, Parade Magazine has uncovered another crisis to fund it’s own lack of editorial initiative.
It’s like global climate crisis and the health care crisis, but has cuter pictures of pensive-faced children on tricycles and sitting tragically near an abandoned Teddy Bear (a symbol of lost childhood?).
That’s right, there’s now–cue timpani drums–a child care crisis!
And who could possibly solve this childcare crisis? (We need another drum roll.)
The U.S. government, that’s who.
Note how they add this little kicker in the article, like an IED (Improvised Editorial Device):
“In European nations, high-quality child care, especially for 3- to 6-year-olds, is seen as a right of citizenship. Governments view it as an investment in the nation’s future, and excellent facilities with top-notch care are plentiful.”
How, you may ask, can these countries afford to pay for this “top notch care?” Simple. They skimp on self-defense and rely on the evil United States military to protect their children while they’re receiving top-notch daycare.
Source: Parade.com
TMZ.com recently noted that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton looks just Chucky, star of “Child’s Play” movies and its sequels. On behalf of Chucky, we must protest this vile comparison.
TMZ.com recently noted that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (left) looks just Chucky (right), star of “Child’s Play” movies and its sequels.
On behalf of Chucky, we must protest this vile comparison. Other than the striking resemblence between the two, they have virtually nothing in common.
In fact, here are ten ways they are completely unalike:
1. Chucky returned from the dead in “Bride of Chucky.” Hillary’s political career died forever when she lost to Barack Obama.
2. Chucky was killed in Chicago. Hillary was born in Chicago.
3. Chucky tries to frame the innocent, but Hillary tries to free the guilty.
4. Chucky became more human as the years went on.
5. Chucky killed a doctor in “Child’s Play.” Hillary killed healthcare in 1993.
6. Chucky has a heart (as revealed in “Child’s Play”).
7. Chucky is a demented doll. Hillary is not a doll.
8. Chucky electrocuted his girlfriend after she waited for him faithfully for eight years. Hillary shocked the world by staying with her husband after he was unfaithful to her.
9. Chucky blamed all his problems on an accomplice named Eddie Caputo. Hillary blames all her problems on a vast right wing conspiracy.
10. Chucky is evil incarnate. Hillary is…well…uhhh…what do you know…we could only come up with nine reasons.
Source: TMZ.com
