This week’s top ten Fred Thompson tweets do not disappoint. They are everything you’ve come to expect from the 21st Century’s answer to Will Rogers.
1. With unemployment being extended another 13 months, is it maybe time to just start calling it welfare?
2. Gibbs: no cigs for Obama since March. That’s about when Obamacare passed. Looks like he gave up one bad idea for another.
3. WI, OH reject govt hi-speed rail funds. Very good sign: federal government now having a hard time giving away free money.
4. Study: 25% of Gitmo releasees return to terrorism. Obama reportedly “troubled” by their 75% unemployment rate.
5. Dem Sen Menendez:talking to GOP on tax cuts like “negotiating w/ terrorists”. So… Obama won’t be attaching any pre-conditions?
6. Obama hands out 9 pardons, 4 for cocaine crimes. Figure next year’s list will probably all be people who didn’t buy health ins.
7. UN seeks global ban on incandescents. Answers question: “How many bureaucrats does it take to screw up a light bulb?”
8. Oops! Biden tells Kirk to place wrong hand on Bible during swearing in. Joe, you know the difference. Left is side you vote with
9. Survey: DC only #3 on smartest city list. Might’ve been #1 if they’d done the survey while Congress was still out of town.
10. Bulldozer driver in CO discovers ancient pit full of ice age fossils. Huh. Thought Dems’ Congressional leaders were still in DC.
Source: Fred Thompson
