Chris Christie. We like this guy. We like this guy a lot. In fact, we like this guy so much that if we could only do one of two things and one of those two things was vote for him and the other of those two things was hang out with Meghan Fox for an afternoon and apply suntan lotion to her all-over and then pretend to be her personal trainers and then hand feed her banana and strawberry fruit smoothies while she lovingly stroked our hair, we would vote for him.
OK, so maybe we don’t like him that much. But we do like him. And a performance like this gives us great hope for the future of the Republic.
Christie 2012? Christie 2016?
