In a case of remarkably bad timing, the cover story on this month’s Golf Digest is “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.”
Turns out, though, that Tiger actually had 20 tips for the President, but space constraints forced Golf Digest to print just ten of them.
Luckily, the Woodward & Bernstein-like investigative reporters at IHateTheMedia.com have uncovered the tips that didn’t make the cut:
10. If you’ve played the wrong hole, just take the penalty and move on.
9. Never let a stranger touch your putter.
8. Never switch holes in the middle of a round.
7. If it’s out-of-bounds, even if it looks like you could hit it, it’s out-of-bounds.
6. Remember that playing the wrong hole is loss of hole in match play.
5. A stiff shaft and a big head are no guarantee your balls will go straight.
4. In fact, the bigger the head, the greater the odds your balls will go astray.
3. The grass is always greener over there on that other course you’ve always wanted to play.
2. Trading your old bag for a new bag can really mess up your game.
1. Hey, Michelle is hot. What’s she doing Saturday morning at, say, 7:18?
- Written by Scott Montgomery
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Why hasn’t anyone asked how it was possible for Tiger to have numerous affairs when he’s so scrutinized by the media? They’re either totally incompetent or he’s a better magician than David Copperfield.
Or the media participated in the cover-up. Shades of JFK.
I am wondering because it seems two of his mistresses were paid to be with him. where they paid by him or by someone else? If he went around paying his mistresses that explains their silence until now, if someone else did it then that tells me someone was waiting to pull the thing out of the granade at some point (which seems to be what happened). maybe to discredit him due to envy or something else.
If anything it is possible for a man to have a quiet alternate lifestyle for many years until someone comes out and says something.
Anyone who would even jokingly suggest that Michelle is hot needs serious counseling and treatment.
Maybe he’s into Wookies. I mean there are guys who like ‘em fat and guys who like ‘em hairy. Why not guys who get off on Wookies?
Words to live by Scott. H opefully both Tiger and Obama will fix their divits before they t-off anyone else.
Tiger Wood’s life has devolved into an imitation of the Senate health care bill. It is completely unwieldy with liars coming from all directions with their hands out.
It is better to have a Tiger on the golf course than a Black Panther in the White House.
Tip #1… Don’t use the driver on the teacher, DAWG! I’m still more popular than you and my wife is cuter too!! You can get a free lesson if I can see Michelle in dem boots dude!
Juan Williams says … forget personal responsibility,,, Tiger’s the VICTIM of these women parasites? Juan, we all knew that justification was coming sooner or later from some immoral twit.