When President Obama made his speech in Cairo last week, people noticed something new, something now, something oh-so-Obama.
We’re referring to the wispy, but stylish ‘stache gracing his upper lip. Admittedly, it wasn’t the manliest mustache and it would have been more at home on a 15-year old boy.
Nevertheless, a new wispy mustache craze is sweeping Washington, DC. Everyone wants one because everyone wants to be just like the Greatest President In History. The literati, the glitterati, the cognoscenti. What about you?
It won’t be long before you’re no one without one.
As you can see, the trend is spreading faster than Swine Flu and it’s a lot less deadly.
Joe Biden
Next time Joe Biden puts his foot in his mouth, it will just call attention to the brand new Obama on his upper lip.
John Edwards
John Edwards needed a new image. Who could resist voting for a guy sporting a suave ‘stache like this?
Chris Matthews
Now Chris Matthews not only gets a thrill up his leg, but up his lip thanks to his new ‘Bama ‘Stache.
Keith Olbermann
Olbermann has worn a thick natural moustache in the past. He thins this one so he can be just like President Obama.
Brian Williams
NBC’s non-partisan Brian Williams makes sure that ‘Bama ‘Stache is trimmed evenly on the left and the right.
Bob Schieffer
A ‘Bama ‘Stache and a little Grecian Formula is all it takes to keep Bob Schieffer looking young and virile.
Hillary Clinton
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a big believer in equal rights. Not to mention equal lips.
Katie Couric
Thanks to her new ‘Bama ‘Stache, it’s almost impossible to tell The One from The Perky One.
Rachel Maddow
Poor Rachel Maddow. Her new ‘Bama ‘Stache makes her look more like Sean Penn than President Obama.
