The One grew one. What about you?
When President Obama made his speech in Cairo last week, people noticed something new, something now, something oh-so-Obama.
We’re referring to the wispy, but stylish ’stache gracing his upper lip. Admittedly, it wasn’t the manliest mustache and it would have been more at home on a 15-year old boy.
Nevertheless, a new wispy mustache craze is sweeping Washington, DC. Everyone wants one because everyone wants to be just like the Greatest President In History. The literati, the glitterati, the cognoscenti. What about you?
It won’t be long before you’re no one without one.
As you can see, the trend is spreading faster than Swine Flu and it’s a lot less deadly.
Joe Biden
Next time Joe Biden puts his foot in his mouth, it will just call attention to the brand new Obama on his upper lip.
John Edwards
John Edwards needed a new image. Who could resist voting for a guy sporting a suave ’stache like this?
Chris Matthews
Now Chris Matthews not only gets a thrill up his leg, but up his lip thanks to his new ‘Bama ‘Stache.
Keith Olbermann
Olbermann has worn a thick natural moustache in the past. He thins this one so he can be just like President Obama.
Brian Williams
NBC’s non-partisan Brian Williams makes sure that ‘Bama ‘Stache is trimmed evenly on the left and the right.
Bob Schieffer
A ‘Bama ‘Stache and a little Grecian Formula is all it takes to keep Bob Schieffer looking young and virile.
Hillary Clinton
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a big believer in equal rights. Not to mention equal lips.
Katie Couric
Thanks to her new ‘Bama ‘Stache, it’s almost impossible to tell The One from The Perky One.
Rachel Maddow
Poor Rachel Maddow. Her new ‘Bama ‘Stache makes her look more like Sean Penn than President Obama.
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rofl, i was thinking of the hitler mustache. Theres something about czars and mustaches
Reminds me of Paul Newman in “The Sting.” Typical con man look. What’s more appropriate to these bunch of thieves?
That is one of the most racist articles I’ve ever seen! You put one black man, our beloved president, as the Hitler in charge of all he little Hitlers below him. And it’s sexist too because women don’t have mustaches, except maybe Sarah Palin.
You forgot to put moles on them! Baby ’staches aren’t cool without a mole.
Gordon Metcalfe is banned from the site, for a foul mouth. But he continues to write comments, even though he knows they won’t be published. We just delete them, but this one was too good to not let through. It’ll give you an idea of the lunatics out there.
Cute.
Today I read about the southern baptist and former running mate of Alan Keyes who is openly ‘praying Obama will die’.
I am not particularly a fan of Barack Obama; as a liberal I consider him a something of bait and switch. But I do not countenance murder or inciting of same.
OTOH, I could never have voted for John McStain as he has no moral compass whatsoever and adheres to the principles of McCain’s political career and nothing more, nor has he ever been anything more or less than that.
There is not even any point whatsoever in discussing Sarah Palin’s complete lack of credibility, ignorance, extreme fundie conservative world-view,(using the term in the unfortunate contemporary sense), outright ignorance of anything regarding national politics or or foreign policy and a total disregard for ethics, or her ability to garner significant votes on the national electoral stage, but I digress. Even you folks would hopefully recognize a cheap opportunist when you see one.
BTW, I don’t doubt that she can see Russia from her house.
I’ll generously add that Clinton would have sucked as a choice as well, but that is far besides the point.
In fact, my point is, that you all should know that I am monitoring this site daily and reading every new comment. The ‘editor’ may be able to block my comments but he/she cannot block my access to viewing this and I am watching very closely for veiled threats.
I am warning all visitors to this site right here and now that if I hear any more veiled threats, I am forwarding them directly to the FBI and DHS, as I have already previously done, and I am ppretty certain the editor knows of which comment(s) I refer to as he/she responded when I noted it.
You have been warned.
As for the people that run this site, I am sure you are aware that if you are served an FBI security certificate you will be unable to warn your posters or discuss that event with *anyone* under threat of federal prosecution.
Keep in mind that the new focus of the DHS is teabagger-terrorists, militia, right-wing hate sites, racist groups and bloggers and gun freaks.
Keep it clean folks, or you may find yourself under the watchful eye of the NSA or the FBI and you will not know it.
Criticism and insults are one thing (guilty myself) but anything remotely resembling a potential threat is going straight to the newly-saved FBI email address in my contacts database.
Cheers
Gordo:
If you understood anything at all, you would know (as I do having served in law enforcement, justice and intel community) that only the Secret Service has the primary responsibility to conduct investigations into threats against POTUS, VPOTUS, etc.
In order to help you, here is the link to the National Threat Assessment Center (NTAC) – http://www.secretservice.gov/ntac.shtml – I’m sure the boys down there would love to here from you and put you in their files. Make sure to wear the tinfoil in your picture so they can easily sort your complaints.
To Gord Metcalfe
Having listened to the hate speech from the left for several years now, I am not surprised that you find it quite within your rights to comment with continued hate speech and mocking. What is good for the goose is NOT good for the gander. Quite typical. Threatening freedom of speech with government retaliation is also typical of the left. One reason they are so fond of big government, they wish to control the masses and remove individual thought. Who knew that a mustache post could be so much more offensive than a “statutory rape joke”?
The FBI is a correct and appropriate choice. They will happily convey information of this sort to the SS as wellas NSA, my employer, and concurrently issue a National Sec. letter, now done without notification in the Obama Administration, doncha know.
But what do I know? I’m just a lowly NSA employee.