Kim Jong-Il tries to stifle a laugh as he hears President Obama's latest tough talk
Watch out, Kim Jong-Il. President Obama’s on the warpath. Well, it’s not so much the “warpath” as it is the “talk-really-nice-and-dictators-will-do-what-you-want path.”
It’s been reported that he’s ordered the American Navy to ask real nicely if we can inspect the cargo on North Korea’s ships.
Here’s how the New York Times reports it: “The Obama administration will order the Navy to hail and request permission to inspect North Korean ships at sea suspected of carrying arms or nuclear technology, but will not board them by force, senior administration officials said Monday.”
“Well, sure, Imperialist Yankee Dogs. Come aboard and take a look. And while you’re here, let’s have a little kim chee.”
We suspect that this will work out about as well as Obama’s fist bump with Hugo Chavez and his pretty letter to Mahmoud Achmadinejad.
Maybe there is something to this reincarnation stuff. Because it sure looks like Barack Obama was Neville Chamberlain in a previous life.
Source: New York Times via BluegrassPundit.com
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Well, one thing’s for certain here.. that AIN’T Yoko Ono.. is it?
What ever happened to “Speak softly and carry a big stick?” It worked for Teddy Roosevelt.
Hey Hillary…How’s that “Smart Power” working for ya?
Kim Jong…do your best “Ed Sullivan!”