Progress against the Progressives: Majority of U.S. voters now think ObamaCare will be overturned

Last week a federal judge ruled ObamaCare unconstitutional. This week Rasmussen reports that a majority of U.S. voters now think the legislative abomination will be overturned.

Last week a federal judge ruled ObamaCare unconstitutional. This week Rasmussen reports that a majority of U.S. voters now think the legislative abomination will be overturned.

obamacare-posterNancy Pelosi was right. We had to pass the bill in order to find out what was in it. And now that we’ve found out, we don’t like it.

Rasmussen reports on the turn of the American voter:

For the first time since Democrats in Congress passed the health care bill in March, a majority of U.S. voters believe the measure is likely to be repealed.
A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 52% of Likely U.S. Voters think it is at least somewhat likely that the health care plan will be repealed. Thirty-three percent (33%) view repeal as unlikely. Those figures include 16% who believe repeal is Very Likely and 5% who believe it is Not at All Likely.

The number who view repeal as Likely is up from 47% last month and from 38% in early April. Belief that the plan is likely to be repealed has been hovering in the 40% range in surveys since April but began to rise in late October.

It’s all good. Well, at least until you remember that this all depends on the gutless Republicans actually doing what they said they were going to do.

Aw, crap, now we’re depressed again.

Source: Rasmussen

About that environmental disaster in the Gulf of Mexico. Never mind.

Remember when the Gusher in the Gulf started spewing oil? How they said it was going to be the worst environmental disaster in history? Never mind.

Remember when the Gusher in the Gulf started spewing oil? How they said it was going to be the worst environmental disaster in history? When they it was going to destroy all wildlife in the Gulf? When they said that the waters of the Gulf would become one giant dead zone?

Never mind.

The Weekly Standard has an update the lunatic left would rather you skipped:

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The oil spill did far more long-term damage to Obama's approval rating than it did to the Gulf

The ecosystem of the Gulf itself turns out to have suffered remarkably little damage from the continuous gushing of oil into the water from April 20 till July 15, when the leaking well was capped. One group of scientists rated the health of the Gulf’s ecology at 71 on a scale of 100 before the spill and 65 in October. By mid-August, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) was having trouble finding spilled oil …
NOAA explained one reason for this in a report in August: “It is well known that bacteria that break down the dispersed and weathered surface oil are abundant in the Gulf of Mexico in large part because of the warm water, the favorable nutrient and oxygen levels, and the fact that oil regularly enters the Gulf of Mexico through natural seeps.” In other words, the organisms that normally live off the Gulf’s large natural seepage of oil into the water multiplied extremely rapidly and went on a feeding frenzy. Another 25 percent of the spilled oil—the lightest and most toxic part—simply evaporated at the surface or dissolved quickly.

Damage to wildlife, too, was relatively sparse.

Environmentalists responded by saying, “Yeah, but…yeah, but…yeah, but….”

Source: The Weekly Standard

Merry Christmas from IHateTheMedia.com

Our families will gather together today to enjoy a special California Christmas which includes chowing down on Mrs Administrator’s delicious lobster tacos and Mrs Editor’s holy guacamole.

Our families will gather together today to enjoy a special California Christmas which includes chowing down on Mrs Administrator’s delicious lobster tacos and Mrs Editor’s holy guacamole.

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Lobster tacos, an IHateTheMedia.com Christmas tradition

We’ll also observe the day with our own unique IHateTheMedia.com Christmas traditions:

The Editor will once again leer at the Administrator’s 20-year old daughter’s friends while fantasizing that they see him as something other than a dirty old man. The Administrator will play his annual game of grab ass with the Editor’s wife. And both wives will observe it all while shaking their heads and wondering, “What the hell is wrong with those two?”

After dinner the Administrator will say, “C’mon, we’re smart guys. Let’s come up with an idea that will make us a million dollars” and the Editor will respond with the seasonal, “Shut up. I’m trying to watch football.”

Ahhh, tradition. It truly is the glue that holds society together.

We wish you and your family and friends a wonderful Christmas.

See you on Monday.

Attorney General admits that Obama policies have radicalized terrorists

Attorney General Eric Holder ain’t the brightest attorney general we’ve ever had, but he’s always been loyal. And that makes his comments on terrorism even more surprising.

Attorney General Eric Holder ain’t the brightest attorney general we’ve ever had, but he’s always been loyal. And that makes his comments on terrorism even more surprising.

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Attorney General Eric Holder points the finger of blame at Barack Obama

ABC News has the Attorney General’s blunt admission:

“It is one of the things that keeps me up at night,” Holder said. “You didn’t worry about this even two years ago — about individuals, about Americans, to the extent that we now do. And — that is of — of great concern.”

“The threat has changed from simply worrying about foreigners coming here, to worrying about people in the United States, American citizens — raised here, born here, and who for whatever reason, have decided that they are going to become radicalized and take up arms against the nation in which they were born,” he said.

Now hold on just a darn minute, Mr. Attorney General. We thought the administration’s official position was that George Bush’s flawed policies had caused terrorism. Yet now you’re saying that radicalized American terrorists have become a problem in the last two years?

Let’s see, now who’s been President for the last two years.

Hey, that’s Barack Obama, isn’t it?

Spread the word: Eric Holder thinks his boss is the new Bushitler.

Source: ABC News

Global warming update: Summer snow strikes Australia

THONGS and board shorts gave way to beanies and scarves yesterday as summer gave way to a wintry blast of snow and icy temperatures in Australia’s southeast.

You read about those record cold temperatures hitting Europe and the northern United States and you say, “Well, sure, but winter’s just a few days away so it’s not that strange.”

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This looks like one of those "What's wrong with this picture?" pictures from back in grade school

Hmmm. Then how do you explain snow in Australia a few days away from summer?

News.com.au has the frigid factoids:

THONGS and board shorts gave way to beanies and scarves yesterday as summer gave way to a wintry blast of snow and icy temperatures in the country’s southeast.

While the bitter freeze in Europe continues, Victoria and NSW have had a cold snap of their own, with off-season ski slopes transformed into winter wonderlands.

About 30cm of snow fell at Perisher in NSW yesterday, while Victoria’s Mount Hotham received a 10cm dusting on Sunday.

Charlotte’s Pass in the NSW Snowy Mountains also received a 10cm sprinkling of snow, prompting would-be bushwalkers to don clothing more suitable for skiing.

It was surprising to see the Kosciuszko Chalet Hotel blanketed with snow at this time of year, resort manager Michelle Lovius told The Australian yesterday.

“I’m sitting inside in my scarf and beanie,” she said.

“When you walk in it, it’s up past your ankles and it’s just started snowing heavily again.”

Will the environmentalists admit that they were wrong? That’ll be a cold day in hell. And in Australia.

Source: News.com.au

Barney Frank insists gays aren’t girlie, says “I left my purse at home”

In other words, Barney Frank says, “Gays aren’t girlie. Oh, by the way, I left my purse at home” and Chris Matthews thinks, “Oooh, I wonder if it was the mauve one with the sequins.”

Please allow us to summarize this odd clip in one sentence:

A guy who told a national TV audience that he gets a tingle up his leg every time he hears Barack Obama speak interviews the guy who’s boyfriend ran a gay prostitution ring out of his basement.

In other words, Barney Frank says, “Gays aren’t girlie. Oh, by the way, I left my purse at home” and Chris Matthews thinks, “Oooh, I wonder if it was the mauve one with the sequins.”

In other other words, Barney Frank proves that gays aren’t girlie by being far more masculine than the guy who’s interviewing him.

H/T: Brietbart.tv

And the strangest newspaper retraction of 2010 is …

It’s year-end wrap-up time here at IHateTheMedia.com, ladies and gentlemen. And the winner of the award for “Strangest Newspaper Retraction of 2010” goes to…

It’s year-end wrap-up time here at IHateTheMedia.com, ladies and gentlemen. And the winner of the award for “Strangest Newspaper Retraction of 2010” goes to the Fresno Bee for this very odd one about a high school wrestling match.

A detailed clarification of the “butt drag”

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Don't Ask, Dont Tell: This is what the Butt-Drag looks like in action

A front-page story Sunday about a Buchanan High School wrestler accused of sexual battery said the “butt drag” maneuver involves a wrestler putting fingers in his rival’s anus to get leverage. There’s no formal definition of the move, but coaches say it involves grabbing the butt cheek of a rival. Coaches vary on how often anal penetration occurs, but they say that it should never be intentional. The move does not involve skin-on-skin contact; the wrestler practicing the move is pushing his fingers against his opponent’s uniform.

In addition, stories about the case on Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday incorrectly said the wrestler had been expelled. He has been suspended pending an expulsion hearing.

“The wrestler practicing the move is pushing his fingers against his opponent’s uniform.”

You mean they actually practice this?

H/T: RegretTheError.com

Exclusive photos of TSA agents on Day 365

Homeland Security is keeping us safe 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 364 days a year. With that in mind, here are some photos of TSA agents on Day 365.

Uh-oh. Joe Biden has some unexpected competition for dumbest member of the Obama administration. Mediaite.com has the dumb details:

On ABC’s World News tonight, Diane Sawyer sat down with Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano to talk about the possibility of a terror attack over the holidays.

And Napolitano, doing her best to keep us all feeling cozy and warm, said it’s almost a year-round operation:

“What I say to the American people is that… thousands of people are working 24/7, 364 days a year to keep the American people safe.”

Got that? Homeland Security is keeping us safe 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 364 days a year. With that in mind, here are some photos of TSA agents on Day 365.

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H/T: Mediaite

November: Michelle Obama announces plan to add salad bars to 6000 schools.
December: al-Qaeda announces plan to poison salad bars.

The First Lady announced her plan to put salad bars in 6,000 American schools. Now comes word that al Qaeda is plotting to poison salad bars.

Is Michelle Obama working with the terrorists to kill American children?

Last month the First Lady announced her multi-billion dollar plan grand plan to put salad bars in 6,000 American schools.

Now comes word from CBS that salad bars may be the next target of terrorists. The former Tiffany network said it has confirmed “credible” threats that terrorists want to target salad bars and buffets by spiking the greens with deadly poisons such as ricin and cyanide.

CBS News reports:

In online propaganda al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula has praised the cargo attack, part of what it called “Operation Hemorrhage.”

The propaganda says in part, “…attacking the enemy with smaller but more frequent operations“ to ”add a heavy economic burden to an already faltering economy.”

Manuals and videos on jihadist websites explain how to easy it is to make both poisons.

“Initially it would look very much like food poisoning,” said St. John’s University professor of pharmaceutical sciences Dr. Susan Ford.

She showed how little of each poison could be fatal by putting a small amount of poison in cups.

That incompetent Bush administration only emphasized the three R’s: readin’, ‘ritin, ‘rithmetic. Leave it to the Obama administration to add a fourth one: ricin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzXLl_5sE4

Source: CBS News

Eliot Spitzer slapped around by Dana Loesch like he’s still Client #9 and she’s a dominatrix

There’s only one possible explanation for the fact that Eliot Spitzer continues to invite Dana Loesch on his CNN program: He enjoys being slapped around.

There’s only one possible explanation for the fact that Eliot Spitzer continues to invite Dana Loesch on his CNN program: He enjoys being slapped around.

As Breitbart.tv summarized:

Eliot Spitzer attempts to frame an argument on deficits and tax cuts with Big Journalism’s Dana Loesch with faulty logic and premises. Despite the fact that his argument is built on the unstable foundation of falsehoods and errors, Loesch still knocks Spitzer around the studio a few times.

Our favorite moment is when Dana says the words “beaver management” and the famous former john doesn’t blink an eye. C’mon, Dana, that was intentional, wasn’t it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0KMcQv_I8

H/T: Breitbart.tv

Larry King ends it all: The post mortem of his final show you won’t see anywhere else

It was a rare “I love the media” moment. Every once in a while they get one right, like this week when CNN mercy-killed the Larry King Show after twenty-five years.

The end came fifteen years after it should have, but better late than never.

Sprinkled in with the cheap shots at conservatives that viewers have come to expect from a CNN special were some fine moments. Regis and Donald Trump unintentionally brought attention to the elephant in the room (see 10:23 of the video) Regis said, “Why is he leaving?” and Trump responded, “Yes, what the hell is going on here?” The unspoken truth is, of course, that Larry wasn’t leaving – he was unceremoniously booted out the door due to years of dismal ratings.

Also notable, King said (18:05 of the video), “We’ll be back with America’s best news anchors” before being joined by Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters and Brian Williams. Not a one of them from CNN, the self-labeled “Worldwide Leader in News” and “Most Trusted Name in News.” Some people believe it was a subtle dig from Larry at the network that fired him, but let’s face it, Larry ain’t that sharp.

Unfortunately, they didn’t have room on the show for everyone. Guests we would like to have seen who were not invited include Sean Hannity, who did as much to make CNN’s nine o’clock hour as irrelevant as King himself, and the baseball instructor Larry hired for his kids, Hector “I had sex with Larry’s wife, in his bed, while watching him on TV” Penate.

To see Larry’s emotional, teary goodbye, watch the final 30 seconds.

Will the media make fun of him like they do Republican leader John Boehner? Yeah, right.

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Not exactly WikiLeaks: Robert Gibbs reveals that Joe Biden doesn’t know what he’s talking about

It’s no state secret that Joe Biden is dumb as a box of rocks. Need proof? When was the last time you saw a White House Press Secretary stand up and do damage control by announcing that the Vice President didn’t know what he was talking about.

It’s no state secret that Joe Biden is dumb as a box of rocks. Need proof? When was the last time you saw a White House Press Secretary stand up and do damage control by announcing that the Vice President didn’t know what he was talking about.

Politico.com has details of Washington’s worst kept secret:

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs sought to clear up Vice President Biden’s comments on U.S. troop levels in Afghanistan on Monday, arguing that the rebuilding nation will follow a similar path that Iraq did.

Biden said Sunday on NBC’s “Meet the Press” that “we’re going to be totally out of there come hell or high water by 2014.”

What Biden meant to say, Gibbs argued, was that the “combat role” in Afghanistan would end by 2014.

“I would point you to what was decided in Lisbon just a few weeks ago, that we will, much like we have in Iraq, transfer primary security of Afghanistan to the Afghans, as NATO and ISAF agreed, by the end of 2014, which would – which would end our combat – our combat commitment in Afghanistan,” Gibbs told reporters.

Pressed on whether troops will be completely gone, Gibbs said, “I think what the vice president was discussing was our combat role.”

Translation: “C’mon, guys. It’s bad enough that I have to stand up here and take heat for my boss’ incompetence. Do I really need to cover for the Vice Idiot, too? They don’t pay me enough for this.”

Source: Politico

Muslim student offended because teacher said the word “ham” in class

The parents of a Muslim boy who attends a secondary school in La Línea, Cádiz province, have reported their son’s teacher for an incident in the boy’s geography class which the child said caused him offence as a Muslim.

Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. Then throw in some pork. And top if off with some bacon. If you’re offended by that, go read the lunatics over at the DailyKos.com. Otherwise, keep reading.

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First came the fatwa on Salman Rushdie, now comes the fatwa on Dr. Seuss

TypicallySpanish.com has this report of political correctness run amok:

The parents of a Muslim boy who attends a secondary school in La Línea, Cádiz province, have reported their son’s teacher for an incident in the boy’s geography class which the child said caused him offence as a Muslim.

The teacher, with more than 20 years in the profession, was explaining to the class how the cold climate in Trevélez, Granada province, aided in the curing of the village’s most famous local product, jamón serrano. The boy told his teacher that hearing the word ‘ham’ in class was offensive to him because of his religion and asked his geography teacher to stop referring to the product which caused him offence.

El Mundo newspaper reports that the boy’s parents then reported the teacher to both the National Police and to the courts. It’s understood that an internal investigation is also underway by the education authority in Cádiz province.

Mmmmm, ham. It puts the fat in fatwa.

Source: Typically Spanish

More smart power: U.S. Director of National Intelligence doesn’t know about major British terror bust

He is the Honorable, but not particularly well-informed James R. Clapper, Director of National Intelligence. Remarkably, Clapper’s display of ignorance -– he is completely unaware of the fact the Great Britain just arrested a dozen Muslim terrorists in a huge nationwide plot -– was in the same Diane Sawyer interview that yielded Janet Napolitano’s 7/24/364 quote.

He is the Honorable, but not particularly well-informed James R. Clapper, Director of National Intelligence.

Remarkably, Clapper’s display of ignorance -– he is completely unaware of the fact the Great Britain just arrested a dozen Muslim terrorists in a huge nationwide plot -– was in the same Diane Sawyer interview that yielded Janet Napolitano’s 7/24/364 quote.

(It’s Christmas -– give yourself a present and skip ahead to the 3:35 mark so you don’t have to listen to the rest of their nonsense.)

Napolitano said the day before this interview that the Brits have come up with no evidence to indicate that the plot was aimed at the United States, but what the hell. Shouldn’t a guy with the title Director of National Intelligence know about a major terror bust just carried out by our top ally?

Even Sawyer is stunned by the fact that he doesn’t.

That’s the dumb Clapper. And now, for comparison purposes only, here’s the Smart Clapper. “Clap on, clap off, clap on, clap off, Smart Clapper.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p_Z3Rymb4k

Andy Rooney is a typical liberal, won’t give anything to charity

We’ve read numerous pieces of research over the years showing that conservatives give more to charity than liberals. Andy Rooney seems to confirm it.

We’ve read numerous pieces of research over the years showing that conservatives give more to charity than liberals. Andy Rooney seems to confirm it.

Don’t bother asking 60 Minutes’ Andy Rooney for anything for your school, church or charity. He won’t give it to you. But since the octogenarian curmudgeon is a good liberal, we assume he’d be ok with the government taking something from everyone else.

By the way, nice time of year to clarify your lack of charity, Andy.

Source: CBS News

Chinese runner does perfect impression of Harry Reid

Just like ol’ Harry, this Chinese runner ignores long-standing rules, attempts to strongarm the opposition, makes a mockery of the process and pisses off all his competitors. The only real difference is that Harry won his race.

Just like ol’ Harry, this Chinese runner ignores long-standing rules, attempts to strongarm the opposition, makes a mockery of the process and pisses off all his competitors.

The only real difference is that Harry won his race.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC2fMPHxnz4

Porkapalooza: Democrats out-pork Republicans by a 50-to-1 margin

Let’s see what was on the Democrat menu last week. Mmmmm, looks like pork, more pork and if we’re not mistaken, still more pork.

Let’s see what was on the Democrat menu last week. Mmmmm, looks like pork, more pork and if we’re not mistaken, still more pork.

Byron York exposes the facts in the pages of The Washington Examiner:

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Republicans put a bullet between the eyes of the huge Democrats pork monster

Press coverage of the budget frenzy on Capitol Hill has suggested that pork-barrel earmark spending is still a bipartisan problem, that after months of self-righteous rhetoric about fiscal discipline, Republicans and Democrats remain equal-opportunity earmarkers.

It’s not true. A new analysis by a group of federal-spending watchdogs shows a striking imbalance between the parties when it comes to earmark requests. Democrats remain raging spenders, while Republicans have made enormous strides in cleaning up their act.

In the Senate, the GOP made only one-third as many earmark requests as Democrats for 2011, and in the House, Republicans have nearly given up earmarking altogether — while Democrats roll on.

… In the 2011 House budget, the groups found that House Democrats requested 18,189 earmarks, which would cost the taxpayers a total of $51.7 billion, while House Republicans requested just 241 earmarks, for a total of $1 billion.

So when you hear Democrat apologists utter the words, “They all do it,” rest assured that the “all” refers to Democrats.

Source: Washington Examiner

Castro tells Cubans, “If we don’t change things now, we will bring about collapse”

How do you say “uh-oh” in Spanish? Cuban President Raúl Castro has warned his island nation that it’s running out of time. If they don’t change their economic system soon, it’s going to be adios, amigos.

How do you say “uh-oh” in Spanish? Cuban President Raúl Castro has warned his island nation that it’s running out of time. If they don’t change their economic system soon, it’s going to be adios, amigos.

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Things are somewhat less than paradisiacal in Raúl Castro's People's Paradise of Cuba

Cadena Gramonte has the details:

In a two-hour speech, Raúl Castro emphasized that the initiatives introduced regarding the Cuban economy do not mean the end of the ideals of the revolution to create an equal society, but rather to strengthen, not replace, socialism.

The Cuban leader stressed the need for the country and its leaders to correct mistakes because, otherwise, the Revolution and efforts made by many generations will collapse. Raul Castro said: ¨We are already running out of time. If we don´t change things now, we will bring about the collapse (…) of efforts by many generations.”

The workers paradise is going to lay off 500,000 workers by April and is may cut as many as 800,000 jobs over the next three years. And even worse, the Associated Press reports that Castro says the gravy train is leaving the station.

He also warned his countrymen that they’ll have to work in the new Cuba, and can no longer rely on the state for handouts.

“Many of us Cubans confuse socialism with freebies and subsidies, and equality with egalitarianism,” the president said.

Le gran experimento has failed in the laboratory of life. What is it about this that President Obama and the Democrats don’t understand?

H/T: Gateway Pundit

Your tax dollars at work: Illegal aliens to get free heart surgery, cancer treatment and psychiatric care

There’s nothing too good for our illegal aliens, damn it. Immigration and Customs Enforcement is now offering illegal aliens the kind of medical treatment you’d love to have if you needed it.

There’s nothing too good for our illegal aliens, damn it. Immigration and Customs Enforcement is now offering illegal aliens the kind of medical treatment you’d love to have if you needed it.

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Free medical care for illegal aliens. It's the American way.

And we’re sure you won’t be surprised to find out it’s all because of a lawsuit by the ACLU.

The Examiner reports the depressing details:

Among the many services which ICE will now provide illegal aliens in their custody are heart surgeries, cancer biopsies, treatment for diabetes, dental care, and treatment for mental depression.

On Thursday, Elizabeth Alexander, former Director of the ACLU National Prison Project and lead attorney in the suit said: “For the first time, ICE has committed to providing all necessary health care to immigration detainees beyond just emergency care.”

So let’s choose a random country. Mexico, let’s say. You’re a potential illegal alien sitting in your casa in Michoacan when you notice a growth the size of a grapefruit on the left side of your head. This isn’t good, you think to yourself. What should I do? Should I go to the hack doctor down the street who will probably tell me to go home and kiss my wife and kids goodbye? Or should I sneak across the border where I’ll get the kind of treatment regular American citizens can’t afford?

“Hasta la vista, honey. I’ll be back as soon as those gringo doctors fix me up.”

Source: Examiner

We will forgive Julian Assange if…

Specifically, we’d like to see Obama’s original birth certificate, his college transcripts and records of who paid for his college education.

julian assange We would say that Julian Assange should be set free, cleared of all charges and maybe even given a damn medal if he would just release a few additional secret documents.

Specifically, we’d like to see Obama’s original birth certificate, his college transcripts and records of who paid for his college education.

C’mon, Julian, if you can get your hands on sensitive military and diplomatic documents, how tough could it be to procure a couple documents Americans are really interested in?

Native Americans give Obama an Indian name. We give him 20 others.

President Obama earned himself a Native American name last week. It’s a doozy. The Crow Nation dubbed him “One Who Helps People Throughout the Land.” Here’s our list of 20 more.

President Obama earned himself a Native American name last week. It’s a doozy.

DailyCaller.com has news of the new Native American nomenclature:

President Obama said Thursday that the United States will sign a United Nations non-binding declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples, a move that advocates called another step in improving Washington’s relationship with Native Americans.

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Unfortunately, they don't make a headdress big enough to fit Chief He Who Smoke Peace Pipe While Enemy Sharpen Tomahawk

Obama announced the decision during the second White House Tribal Conference, where he said he is “working hard to live up to” the name that was given to him by the Crow Nation: “One Who Helps People Throughout the Land.”

That’s all well and good, but it seems to us that if the Crow Nation had given a little more thought to President Obama’s personality and actual accomplishments, they could have come up with some other names that are more appropriate for the man. Such as:

  1. Chief Laughing Pork
  2. Chief Born In Three Places
  3. Chief Bow to Other Chiefs
  4. Chief Shitting Bull
  5. Chief Lost His House
  6. Chief Hide-behind-Bush
  7. Chief Talk With Machine
  8. Chief Deer in Headlights
  9. Chief Blabbering Stream
  10. Chief Running Mouth
  11. Chief Who Spend Wampum Like Drunken Kardashian Sister
  12. Chief One Term
  13. Chief Who Love Own Reflection In Pool
  14. Chief Spread Other People’s Wampum
  15. Chief Never Stop Running
  16. Chief Peacemaker Who Start Class Warfare
  17. Chief Double Talker (shortened from the literal translation: “Chief Who Talk Out of Both Sides of Mouth”)
  18. Chief Who Speaks With Forked Teleprompter
  19. Chief Who Chase Little White Ball While World Burn
  20. Chief He Who Smoke Peace Pipe While Enemy Sharpen Tomahawk

Don’t thank us, Crow Nation. We’re here for our red brothers.

Source: DailyCaller.com

In case of emergency, please put Erin Burnett’s bra over your face

MSNBC’s Erin Burnett shows viewers a pretty red bra that’s also functions as an emergency gas mask. She even demonstrates how it works by placing the bra over her face.

Chris Matthews didn’t wait for “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” to be repealed. He always admitted that Barack Obama sent a tingle up his leg. But we get that same tingle from CNBC’s Erin Burnett.

In this very odd clip the CNBC’s money honey shows MSNBC’s Morning Joe team the gift she got from CNBC co-host Mark Haines in the company gift exchange. It’s a pretty red bra that’s also functions as an emergency gas mask. She even demonstrates how it works by placing the bra over her face.

There’s no question that Erin is slurring her words and acting a little loopy. In fact, at one point Joe Scarborough actually asks her if she’s had “too much eggnog.”

We are of the belief that Erin could dwarf her CNBC salary by selling her own line of gas mask bras on eBay. We know there’s nothing we’d enjoy more than sitting around in our Snuggies on a cold winter night pretending that the air is poisonous.

By the way, is Erin Burnett married?

H/T: Mediaite.com

Let the hearings begin: Republicans to investigate Muslim radicalization

Let’s see. Fort Hood shooter, Muslim. Underpants bomber, Muslim. Times Square bomber, Muslim. Christmas bomber, Muslim. Hmmmm. Could there be some link between these guys that we’re overlooking?

Let’s see. Fort Hood shooter, Muslim. Underpants bomber, Muslim. Times Square bomber, Muslim. Christmas bomber, Muslim. Hmmmm. Could there be some link between these guys that we’re overlooking?

Not if New York Congressman Peter King has anything to say about it. The new chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee says one of the first orders of business for the new Republican majority will be to investigate Muslim radicalization in the United States.

It’s about friggin’ time, isn’t it?

King spoke to Fox News on Sunday and said:

“Fact is, no one had a closer relationship to the Muslim community than I did before September 11. Since then I’ve been disappointed, though, by the number of their leaders who would not cooperate with law enforcement. There are actual cases in this country where imams direct their members not to cooperate with law enforcement on very serious investigations. And when you talk to law enforcement people around the country including this area here they will say they do not yet have the level of support that we need. Now, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are good people. But for whatever reason the people in their leadership are not cooperative and I believe it’s important to have this investigation on radicalization of the Muslim community. We’ve seen what happened in England. We know al Queda is trying to recruit people over here such as they did with the Subway Bomber here in New York last year. The attempted subway bombing, the Times Square bombing – these are all people living legally in the United States.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nNEhDSvFEg

Bill O’Reilly doesn’t like it when you say the problem with the American economy is the American people

Lunatic lib Fareed Zakaria appeared on CNN’s Parker Spitzer (yes, it’s still on the air) and said the problem with the American economy is the American people.
And Bill O’Reilly fired back on Thursday night.

Lunatic lib Fareed Zakaria appeared on CNN’s Parker Spitzer (yes, it’s still on the air) and said the problem with the American economy is the American people.

“No, I think the people are the big problem,” Zakaria said. “I mean, Americans — everybody wants to say the American people are so wonderful. You know, I think that when they come to recognize that they have to make sacrifices too that it’s not just wasteful — they need to have — they need to recognize that some of what’s going to happen here is fewer. They have to consume fewer things. They have to accept slightly higher taxes. And in the long run, you will have a much better economy.”

And Bill O’Reilly fired back on Thursday night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmJ3nrxGQ8c

Personally, we think Parker Spitzer is the problem. We are, of course, highly-trained economists and we believe that all our other problems will begin to solve themselves once this horrible TV show is cancelled.

H/T: DailyCaller.com

Someone call the doctor: Delusional John McCain is acting like a conservative again

If Arizona Senator John McCain had shown a fraction of the gumption he’s shown this week, he might be President now.

If Arizona Senator John McCain had shown a fraction of the gumption he’s shown this week, he might be President now.

“I’m saying to the Tea Partiers this morning, ‘grab your pitchforks let’s stand up against this, it can be stopped,’” he said of the Omnibus Spending Bill during a Fox News interview on Thursday.

Near the end of the interview, he issued the same battle cry, “Grab the pitchforks and come to Capitol Hill, Tea Partiers.”

Then he led the conservatie troops into battle yesterday and defeated the obscene Democrat bill.

Final score: Pitchforks 1, Democrats 0.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahXjIA9mNm4

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