President Obama wants to save the planet, but not if it interferes with something more important.

Der Spiegel, the highly-respected German magazine, has gotten hold of recordings of some “private” conversations between world leaders. And it looks like Obama definitely wanted to change the world, but not if it required him to, you know, like inconvenience himself.

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"We are here to save the...oh, hell, look at the time. I'd love to talk more, but I'm taking Michelle to dinner tonight."

Believe it or not, there’s new news from the Copenhagen Climate Climate Summit & Circle Jerk that took place last year.

But first, let’s review what the President said before the summit that was billed as “our last chance to save the world.”

Few challenges facing America – and the world – are more urgent than combating climate change. The science is beyond dispute and the facts are clear. Sea levels are rising. Coastlines are shrinking. We’ve seen record drought, spreading famine, and storms that are growing stronger with each passing hurricane season….

Once I take office, you can be sure that the United States will once again engage vigorously in the [climate] negotiations, and help lead the world toward a new era of global cooperation on climate change…

Delay is no longer an option. Denial is no longer an acceptable response. The stakes are too high. The consequences, too serious.

Now here’s the new news. Der Spiegel, the highly-respected German magazine, has gotten hold of recordings of some “private” conversations between world leaders. And it looks like Obama definitely wanted to change the world, but not if it required him to, you know, like inconvenience himself.

President Barack Obama at the Copenhagen summit, in leaders’ conversations “accidentally” recorded and now published in Der Spiegel:

In response to Sarkozy, Obama makes it clear that he is not prepared to stay beyond a few hours. “Nicolas, we are not staying until tomorrow. I’m just letting you know. Because all of us obviously have extraordinarily important other business to attend to.”

Who knew that hope and change meant “Hope I don’t have to change my flight.”

H/T: Andrew Bolt

Parents pissed over Cinco de Mayo flag flap

Parents in Morgan Hill, California are pissed about the Cinco de Mayo flag flap. Plenty pissed. And they showed up at last night’s school board meeting to express their displeasure with the way things were handled.

Parents in Morgan Hill, California are pissed about the Cinco de Mayo flag flap. Plenty pissed. And they showed up at last night’s school board meeting to express their displeasure with the way things were handled.

KTVU reveals the rancorous details:

About 200 people packed the middle school auditorium where the meeting was held to accommodate the larger than normal number of people who attended to vent their feelings.

“Regardless where we came from when we come to this nation, we adopt its culture and what this nation stands for and the flag,” said Morgan Hill resident Lavonne Atnit. “I am personally getting very tired of disrespect to that flag and what this nation stands for.”

Morgan Hill’s Claudia Rossi offered some advice to the Latino student who walked out of school in protest the day following the incident.

“To those Latino kids that are here: you are not going to change the mind of one person that is being offensive to you,” said Rossi. “Educate yourself. That is the way to honor your flag wherever you come from.”

The boys who wore the patriotic colors — which some Latino students viewed as disrespectful — did not show up. However, some of their parents did.

“The students were not making a political statement. Their goal was to simply their pride in their country,” said parent Joy Jones. “As parents we are proud we have raised young men who stand up for what they believe in.”

We have two words on the whole incident: muy estúpido.

Source: KTVU.com

Would you pay $5 to spend a day with Bill Clinton? How about $771,000?

In a lame effort to repay Hilary’s campaign debt, Bill Clinton is offering the chance to spend a day of his valuable time with you for a mere $5 donation.

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Statue of Bill Clinton recently erected outside the Chutzpah Hall of Fame.

In a lame effort to repay Hilary’s campaign debt, Bill Clinton is offering the chance to spend a day of his valuable time with you for a mere $5 donation.

Maybe a better contest would be “How much would you pay NOT to spend a day with Bill Clinton?”

ABC News has the story:

The Hillary Clinton for President campaign is offering anyone who donates at least $5 over the course of the next week a chance to be selected to fly to New York and spend the day with Bill Clinton.

“Hillary’s campaign still has a few vestiges of debt that I know she would like to see paid in full. Will you reach out today to help Hillary this one last time?,” Bill Clinton asks his wife’s campaign supporters in an email appeal.

As of April 1, the Clinton presidential campaign had $623,740.13 in the bank according to the latest campaign finance reports filed with the Federal Election Commission. However, the committee also reported $771,000.00 remaining in debts and obligations.

The crack investigative team at IHateTheMedia.com has also uncovered a remaining debt on the FEC books for Bill Clinton as well – to the tune of $319,630.

But this begs the question, what happened to all the money Bill and Hillary got for their memoirs, speaking engagements and dubious “business contacts”? The Clintons 2008 tax returns indicated that they had made an astounding $109 Million over the prior eight years.

Guess it’s better to dump your debt on the backs of the working people than dip into your own fortune. That’s Ruling Class 101.

First place: One day with Bill Clinton. Second Place: One week with Bill Clinton. And we’re all basically losers, because this guy never seems to go away.

Source: ABC News, NY Times, Nictusa.com

Another anti-Obama billboard goes up in Buffalo

We’re thinking the Presidential motorcade may be rerouted in Buffalo, New York today. After all, his minions wouldn’t want the naked emperor to think that his subjects don’t love him.

We’re thinking the Presidential motorcade may be rerouted in Buffalo, New York today. After all, his minions wouldn’t want the naked emperor to think that his subjects don’t love him.

The Buffalo News reports the billboard bruhaha:

The Niagara Thruway billboard seems to sum up what everyone in Buffalo wants to tell President Obama when he arrives Thursday:

“Dear Mr. President, I need a freakin job. Period.”

Jeff Baker, the frustrated former owner of a small manufacturing company, and his brother put up the sign even before they knew that Obama was headed here.

We know the current unemployment rate is 9.9%. But unsubstantiated reports indicated that the freakin unemployment rate may be substantially higher.

H/T: Bluegrass Pundit

Hypocrisy Alert: Michelle Obama campaigns against childhood obesity, sat on board of snack food company

In yet another “Do as I say, not as I do” moment, Michelle Obama presents herself as a valiant warrior against childhood obesity. But now Michelle Malkin reveals that the First Lady wasn’t quite such a warrior when she sat on the board of directors of a large snack food company.

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Cheetos, Ding Dongs and Badonkadonks for me, but not for thee

In yet another “Do as I say, not as I do” moment, Michelle Obama presents herself as a valiant warrior against childhood obesity. But now Michelle Malkin reveals that the First Lady wasn’t quite such a warrior when she sat on the board of directors of a large snack food company.

Take it away, Ms Malkin:

While she crusades for organic foods and puts government pressure on corporations to stop marketing fast food and junk food to children, Mrs. Obama herself profited from the very same processed food industry she now demonizes.

In June 2005, a few months after her husband was elected to the U.S. Senate, Mrs. Obama hustled a seat on the corporate Board of Directors of TreeHouse Foods, Inc. Despite zero experience, the food-processing company put her on its audit and nominating and corporate governance committees. For her on-the-job training and the privilege of putting her name and face on their literature, the company forked over $45,000 in 2005 and $51,200 in 2006 to Mrs. Obama — as well as 7,500 TreeHouse stock options worth more than $72,000 for each year.

Mmmmmm, processed foods dipped in a thick, rich coat of hypocrisy. Sounds delicious.

Source: Michelle Malkin

Another sign of the apocolypse: 31,427 women signed up to cheat on husbands on the day after Mother’s Day

AshleyMadison.com, a dating site devoted to helping married men and women have affairs, reports that more 31,427 women signed up for their site the day after Mothers Day. That’s more than ten times the number of women who register on a typical Monday.

Holy friggin’ matrimony.

AshleyMadison.com, a dating site devoted to helping married men and women have affairs, reports that more 31,427 women signed up for their site the day after Mothers Day. That’s more than ten times the number of women who register on a typical Monday.

Oddly enough, AshleyMadison.com’s biggest day of the year is usually the day after Valentine’s Day.

The site claims to have more than 5.2 million members.

CEO Noel Biderman says, “on Mother’s Day, women in general expect to be celebrated by their partners. However, for many already suffering from a lack of appreciation, this day represents a continuation of neglect and disappointment.”

A personal note to Mrs. IHateTheMedia.com Editor and Mrs. IHateTheMedia.com Administrator:

We love you.

H/T: MomLogic.com

Whimpering, simpering Chris Matthews begs for Limbaugh listeners to turn on talk show king

This is sad. Really sad. Chris Matthews is now hoping to find one dissatisfied Rush Limbaugh listener who will come on his show and badmouth the talk show king.

But what are the odds that he can find such a person within his miniscule audience?

This is sad. Really sad. Chris Matthews is now hoping to find one dissatisfied Rush Limbaugh listener who will come on his show and badmouth the talk show king.

But what are the odds that he can find such a person within his miniscule audience?

Matthews: And out on a Limbaugh! We’re issuing a challenge tonight and every night to elected Republicans. Come on Hardball please sir and madam and tell us you disagree with Rush on anything! Tell us you’ve had it with his distortions, his misrepresentations, his outright falsehoods. We invite you to tell us he’s not the leader of the Republican Party. It’s our standing offer. Come on Hardball and tell us Rush isn’t telling the truth.

When he finally finds the Limbaugh listener he’s looking for, we suspect that he’ll be shrouded in shadows and have his voice distorted like someone who’s turned on the Mafia.

And even with those precautions, he’ll undoubtedly sound remarkably similar to Keith Olbermann and announce that Limbaugh is the world’s worst person.

Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

Somali pirates die of swine flu and Russian bullets. But mostly Russian bullets.

We offer this advice as a public service to those noble pirates plying their trade off the Somali coast: Don’t screw with the Russians.

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Kindly Russian doctors administering emergency medical treatment to ill Somali pirates

We offer this advice as a public service to those noble pirates plying their trade off the Somali coast: Don’t screw with the Russians.

Cleveland.com reports the details:

Following high level complaints about “imperfections” in international law, Russia announced Tuesday that captured Somali pirates “have all died.” A Russian official claimed that 10 pirates seized by Russian special forces aboard an oil tanker last week were quickly freed but then died on their way back to the Somali coast.

The unidentified high-ranking Defense Ministry official did not elaborate on how the pirates died, deepening a mystery that has prompted speculation the pirates were executed by commandos who had freed a Russian oil tanker seized in waters 500 miles (800 kilometers) east of Somalia’s coast.

The official told Russian news agencies the pirates’ boat disappeared from Russian radar about an hour after their release.

“They could not reach the coast and, apparently, have all died,” the official said.

The Defense Ministry could not be reached despite repeated phone calls Tuesday to the press office and the cell phones of spokesmen.

Russian officials have said one of the 11 pirates was killed during a gunbattle when the Russian special forces stormed the tanker on Thursday. The others, some said to have been wounded, were brought aboard a Russian destroyer.

Officials initially said they would be taken to Russia for trial, but the Defense Ministry said Friday they’d been released because of “imperfections” in international law. The statement was met with skepticism, especially in light of a comment made by the Russian president.

“We’ll have to do what our forefathers did when they met the pirates” until the international community comes up with a legal way of prosecuting them, Dmitry Medvedev said on the day the ship was stormed.

Think of the Russian commandos as a Muslim dating service: a direct link to 99 beautiful virgins.

Source: Cleveland.com

The thick stench of desperation: Specter runs Obama endorsement commercial

In a sign that desperation is running rampant in Arlen Specter’s Pennsylvania Democrat senate primary race, the former Republican has turned to President Obama for artificial resuscitation.

In a sign that desperation is running rampant in Arlen Specter’s Pennsylvania Democrat senate primary race, the former Republican has turned to President Obama for artificial resuscitation.

That’s right. Despite Obama’s record of being the grim reaper of Democrat endorsers, the President has cut a new TV commercial that actually praises Specter for casting the deciding vote on ObamaCare.

These two were made for each other. But we doubt that either of them are made for the voters of Pennsylvania.

New Eyjafjallajökull disaster: Volcano erupts again, movie stars’ private jets can’t fly into Cannes

It was one thing, damn it, when thousands of airliners were grounded, billions of dollars were lost and ordinary people were inconvenienced. But it’s a completely different thing when privileged, pampered movie stars can’t fly to the Cannes Film Festival.

This now qualifies as a bigger disaster than Gigli and Ishtar put together.

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All dressed up and nowhere to go: John Travolta's fleet of airplanes may be grounded

There’s a dark cloud hanging over Europe. The South of France to be exact.

Iceland’s Eyjafjallajökull volcano has kicked up another cloud of ash that’s spreading across the continent thick as peanut butter on a slab of white bread.

ABC News reports the tragedy:

The Cannes film festival brings its usual mix of obscure movie makers and Hollywood royalty this year, though for all the glamour and fun, financial turmoil will take some of the gloss off the world’s top cinema showcase.

And following a last-minute clean-up operation in the French Riviera resort due to storms last week, organizers will now be fretting over travel disruptions as flights over other parts of Europe have again been grounded by volcanic ash.

It was one thing, damn it, when thousands of airliners were grounded, billions of dollars were lost and ordinary people were inconvenienced. But it’s a completely different thing when privileged, pampered movie stars can’t fly to the Cannes Film Festival.

Sadly, the cloud of ash may force the stars and moguls to arrive by yacht instead of private jets.

This now qualifies as a bigger disaster than Gigli and Ishtar put together.

Source: ABC News

Hey, Roger Ebert, how about two thumbs up yours!

It looks like everyone has an opinion about the Live Oak High School students being sent home for displaying the American Flag. Even America’s most famous failed screenwriter. According to The Los Angeles Times Roger Ebert has weighed in on the matter

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We always liked Gene Siskel better anyway.

It looks like everyone has an opinion about the Live Oak High School students being sent home for displaying the American Flag. Even America’s most famous failed screenwriter. According to The Los Angeles Times Roger Ebert has weighed in on the matter and had this to say in a recent Twitter posting:

“Kids who wear American Flag T-shirts on 5 May should have to share a lunchroom table with those who wear a hammer and sickle on 4 July.”

We don’t know how long it has been since Mr. Ebert was in school but nowadays they tend to let out for national holidays like the Fourth of July. Especially when they fall in the middle of summer.

Of course, that sort of slavish devotion to reason might be a little much to expect from a little man who so vehemently opposes the “fascism” attributed to fictional character Dirty Harry, but lauds the real life variety embodied by Asst. Principal Miguel Rodriguez.

H/T: LA Times

“Pssst. Hey, Elena. This is really a big f%$&# deal.”

Damn straight it’s a big f-ing deal. The introduction of Elena Kagan as Obama’s latest Supreme Court nominee was the first time Joe Biden’s been allowed back in public since the day the President signed the ObamaCare bill.

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Damn straight it’s a big f-ing deal. The introduction of Elena Kagan as Obama’s latest Supreme Court nominee was the first time Joe Biden’s been allowed back in public since the day the President signed the ObamaCare bill.

The President move a muscle as Biden approached Kagan. We think he was paralyzed with fear.

Rick Santelli rips top Democrat for Fannie and Freddie crap frappé they’re serving the American taxpayers

Rick Santelli is a joy to watch. This time he went off on Rep. Paul Kanjorski’s (D-PA), who claimed Democrats’ just couldn’t include reform of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in their financial regulation bill because it was “too complicated.”

Rick Santelli is a joy to watch. Every once in a while, the CNBC on-air editor just can’t take the crap anymore. Tuesday was one of those days.

This time he went off on Rep. Paul Kanjorski’s (D-PA), who claimed Democrats’ just couldn’t include reform of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in their financial regulation bill because it was “too complicated.”

“It’s too complicated?” Santelli roared. “You think taxpayers that go to work to pay the money you are subsidizing, it will end up a half a trillion, do you think they think complicated is an excuse?”

The Financial Times reports the dire reality of the situation:

Fannie Mae said on Monday it would need an additional $8.4bn in aid, as the US government-controlled mortgage finance company continued to suffer heavy losses on its bad loans…Fannie Mae’s appeal for help comes on the heels of a similar plea last week by smaller rival Freddie Mac, which asked for an additional $10.6bn cash infusion. The latest requests for aid bring the total amount of taxpayer dollars drawn down by these companies to $148bn since the 2008 government-led bail-out. 

“Anthony Sanders, a senior scholar at the Mercatus Center at George Mason University, called Fannie and Freddie ‘our own Greek tragedy.’ Mr. Sanders estimated that total taxpayer liability was about $8,000bn for the combined companies, including public debt and loan guarantees.”

You know what else is really complicated? Doing your taxes. But the government probably won’t accept that as an excuse for not doing them.

Source: Financial Times

Machete: Hispanic filmmaker encourages bloody massacre in Arizona

You may have thought Hollywood had already plumbed the depths of depravity, but Tinseltown has now reached a new low. Director Robert Rodriguez has released a trailer for his latest disgust-a-thon disguised as a movie


WARNING: VIOLENT, ADULT and SATIRIC CONTENT
** We’ve swapped out the old fake trailer with this new “real” one **


You may have thought Hollywood had already plumbed the depths of depravity, but Tinseltown has now reached a new low.

Director Robert Rodriguez has released a trailer for his latest disgust-a-thon disguised as a movie:

Director Robert Rodriguez’ new film ‘Machete’ has created controversy after a promotional trailer released online makes provoking comments about Arizona– referring to its new immigration laws– before depicted a machete-wielding vigilante who leads an uprising and massacre against Texas authorities. The filmmakers called it a ‘special’ Cinco de Mayo message to Arizona, inviting viewers into a violent on-screen race war with red-saturated 70s exploitation violence and endless killing.

Dust off the awards shelf, Robert, because Hollywood will undoubtedly reward you with an Oscar for this one.

UPDATE: We orignally displayed old 2007 “fake” trailer that Grindhouse made for another of its upcoming films. But now, Robert Rodriguez has made a new film based upon this old trailer, and this is the new trailer he’s just released for it. And we’ve swapped the new real one in for the old fake one. From Ain’t It Cool News, Rodriguez “is calling this his “Illegal” trailer. You see, Robert talked Fox into letting him put together a Cinco De Mayo message for ARIZONA – given. Well, the way things are in Arizona at this moment – it is kinda insane that there is a movie that was shot over a year ago waiting to be released that is about – THIS EXACT ISSUE… but if, Danny Trejo and buddies went Revolution Wacko as a result. “

Paul Ryan sums it up: “What we’re seeing is the failure of European socialism and the social welfare states”

Damn, we love this guy. Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) guested on Up Front with Mike Gousha this weekend. Here’s what he had to say about the Greek meltdown and the ongoing European financial crisis.

Damn, we love this guy.

Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) guested on Up Front with Mike Gousha this weekend. Here’s what he had to say about the Greek meltdown and the ongoing European financial crisis:

“I am enormously concerned. First of all, Greek contagion can spread to some of these other countries like you said. What this basically is… It is so ironic coming from the cradle of Western Civilization. What we are seeing is the failure of European socialism and social welfare states. What is basically happening here is this sovereign debt crisis could come over and spread to us. We’ve got to make sure we put in the right kind of fiscal controls, the right kind of balancing to prevent this from happening. Because what’s happening is the markets are questioning the viablility of sovereign debt. The markets are questioning whether or not governments are going to be able to live up to all the promises and debt that they have racked up… Sooner or later you run out of spending other people’s money with welfare states.”

Ryan 2012. Or maybe Ryan 2016.

Get the bumper stickers ready.

We’d like to suggest a restaurant for Barack and Michelle’s next date night

At the “Fragrant & Hot Marxism Restaurant”, you can order anything on the menu and the next guy in line has to pay for it.

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At the “Fragrant & Hot Marxism Restaurant”, you can order anything on the menu and the next guy in line has to pay for it.

Canadian Thought Police: Ann Coulter, no. Porn TV, yes.

The only conclusion we can draw is that the Canadian Thought Police are a very odd bunch. A very odd bunch indeed. Despite banning Ann Coulter for potential hate speech and hauling to a tribunal a comedian responding to lesbian hecklers, a porn TV network is alive and well.

The only conclusion we can draw is that the Canadian Thought Police are a very odd bunch. A very odd bunch indeed.

Ann Coulter gets banned for potential offensive speech. A Canadian comedian responds to lesbian hecklers and gets hauled before the tribunal. But the country has a porn TV network called Amour that operates freely and apparently isn’t considered offensive.

We can only conclude that things are quickly going south up north.

AdWeek describes the porn network’s new ad campaign:

“You won’t watch for the acting,” brags Canadian adult-entertainment network Amour in a bunch of new promos by Cossette. That’s probably true of the movies on Amour—but not of these ads, which feature bad acting by brainless bimbos honed to perfection. The hotties’ hopeless audition readings of Shakespeare and porn piffle like “It’s getting hot in here” and “Room for one more in that hot tub?” are spot-on. But the off-screen director seals the deal with his exuberant exhortations and earnest encouragement. Oddly, these spots are also satisfying with the sound off.

Maybe Coulter should have just announced that she was going to speak topless.

Source: Adweek

American troops march in Red Square, Joe Biden forced to watch it on YouTube

Congratulations! You have something in common with Vice President Joe Biden. You both get to watch U.S. troops march in Red Square courtesy of YouTube.com.

Congratulations! You have something in common with Vice President Joe Biden. You both get to watch U.S. troops march in Red Square courtesy of YouTube.com.

The Los Angeles Times reports the story:

U.S. troops marched through Red Square for the first time in a Victory Day parade on Sunday as Russia celebrated the 65th anniversary of the end of World War II.

It was a scene cut from Russia’s Cold War nightmares: 71 Americans in dark blue dress uniforms carried the U.S. flag over the cobblestones, past the mausoleum of Vladimir Lenin and the towers of the Kremlin wall to salute Russian leaders.

The Guardian UK reports the disinvitation of Vice President Biden.

Vladimir Putin has snubbed both the Prince of Wales and the US vice-president, Joe Biden, by refusing to allow them to attend a parade in Red Square marking the 65th anniversary of the end of the second world war, the Guardian has learned.

Russia invited Gordon Brown and other heads of state to attend the Kremlin’s celebrations on Sunday – the biggest ever. But with the prime minister unable to attend because of the general election, the Foreign Office suggested Prince Charles instead.

What’s the reaction in the White House to the snub?

The White House is privately furious at the snub. Barack Obama told Russia’s president, Dmitry Medvedev, he was unable to attend but had confidently offered Biden as his replacement. Moscow’s diplomatic corps has been abuzz all week with news of Putin’s unexpected veto.

And Biden’s reaction?

“March in Red Square? Stupid Russians. That was two months ago.”

Source: Guardian UK, LA Times

Now that wily ol’ maverick John McCain wants a border fence. And this time he means it. Really.

“Complete the dang fence,” McCain says. “Where were you on this issue when you weren’t running for reelection, you pathetic old son of a bitch,” we say.

“Complete the dang fence,” McCain says.

“Where were you on this issue when you weren’t running for reelection, you pathetic old son of a bitch,” we say.

Welcome to America 2010: Student reprimanded for drawing the American flag

A California art teacher banned her young student’s drawing of the American flag. She actually told the student it was “offensive.” 
Then the same teacher turned around and praised another student’s drawing of Barack Obama.

Can a state be clinically insane? If so, California should be institutionalized, because they don’t come any crazier than this state.

A California art teacher banned her young student’s drawing of the American flag. She actually told the student it was “offensive.” 
Then the same teacher turned around and praised another student’s drawing of Barack Obama.

Her parents were pissed. We’re pissed. You’re probably pissed. And we hope anyone else reading this story gets pissed.

We’re thinking of moving our entire blog factory to Alabama or Tennessee or one of those other states that likes to spend big bucks to lure companies away from California.

A billion dollars should do the trick. We might even take a few bucks less.

And now we’ll just sit back now and wait for the offers to come rolling in, because we have to get out of this insane asylum.

White kids barred from school field trip “to close achievement gap”

“Why,” we can imagine liberals asking themselves, “can’t we bring affirmative action to our nation’s elementary schools?” Well, rest easy, wackos, because your wish has come true. Of course, it happened in the People’s Republic of Michigan.

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One of Ann Arbor, Michigan's many seven year old racist, imperialist, homophobes

“Why,” we can imagine liberals asking themselves, “can’t we bring affirmative action to our nation’s elementary schools?” Well, rest easy, wackos, because your wish has come true.

Of course, it happened in the People’s Republic of Michigan.

And true to its name, the Ann Arbor News has the news:

An Ann Arbor elementary school principal used a letter home to parents tonight to defend a field trip for black students as part of his school’s efforts to close the achievement gap between white and black students.

Dicken Elementary School Principal Mike Madison wrote the letter to parents following several days of controversy at the school after a field trip last week in which black students got to hear a rocket scientist.

“In hindsight, this field trip could have been approached and arranged in a better way,” Madison wrote. “But as I reflect upon the look of excitement, enthusiasm and energy that I saw in these children’s eyes as they stood in the presence of a renowned African American rocket scientist in a very successful position, it gave the kids an opportunity to see this type of achievement is possible for even them.”

Coming soon: Illegal alien children are given extra points on their tests just to make things fair.

Source: Ann Arbor News

Stop the presses! New York Times discovers slew of self-loathing black Republicans running for office!

We made up the “self-loathing” part, but you just know it probably got edited out of the New York Times story on black Republican candidates at the very last minute. It’s just the way liberals think.

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The brilliant, charismatic former army Lt. Col. Allen West is running for Congress as a Republican in Florida's 22nd District.

We made up the “self-loathing” part, but you just know it probably got edited out of the New York Times story on black Republican candidates at the very last minute. It’s just the way liberals think.

The Times has the painful story of changing times:

Among the many reverberations of President Obama’s election, here is one he probably never anticipated: at least 32 African-Americans are running for Congress this year as Republicans, the biggest surge since Reconstruction, according to party officials.

The House has not had a black Republican since 2003, when J. C. Watts of Oklahoma left after eight years.

But now black Republicans are running across the country — from a largely white swath of beach communities in Florida to the suburbs of Phoenix, where an African-American candidate has raised more money than all but two of his nine (white) Republican competitors in the primary.

Party officials and the candidates themselves acknowledge that they still have uphill fights in both the primaries and the general elections, but they say that black Republicans are running with a confidence they have never had before. They credit the marriage of two factors: dissatisfaction with the Obama administration, and the proof, as provided by Mr. Obama, that blacks can get elected.

“I ran in 2008 and raised half a million dollars, and the state party didn’t support me and the national party didn’t support me,” said Allen West, who is running for Congress in Florida and is one of roughly five black candidates the party believes could win. “But we came back and we’re running and things are looking great.”

But interviews with many of the candidates suggest that they felt empowered by Mr. Obama’s election, that it made them realize that what had once seemed impossible — for a black candidate to win election with substantial white support — was not.

The New York Times is shocked – shocked, we tell you – that a black man could be a conservative and even more shocked that racist white conservatives would vote for him.

Come November, let’s see if they report that white Democrat voters are racist for voting against those black conservatives.

We won’t hold our breath.

Source: New York Times

President who’s addicted to his Blackberry complains about “diversions” of iPad, iPod, Xbox

Now hold on just a darn second. Isn’t this the same President who gave the Queen of England an iPod filled with his own speeches? And the same President who refuses to be separated from his own Blackberry?

Now hold on just a darn second. Isn’t this the same President who gave the Queen of England an iPod filled with his own speeches? And the same President who refuses to be separated from his own Blackberry?

Ahhh, well, just consider it another glaring example of President Obama’s “what’s good for me is bad for thee” philosophy.

AFP reports the heightened hypocrisy level:

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President Obama being diverted empowered by his Blackberry

US President Barack Obama lamented Sunday that in the iPad and Xbox era, information had become a diversion that was imposing new strains on democracy, in his latest critique of modern media.

Obama, who often chides journalists and cable news outlets for obsessing with political horse race coverage rather than serious issues, told a class of graduating university students that education was the key to progress.

“You’re coming of age in a 24/7 media environment that bombards us with all kinds of content and exposes us to all kinds of arguments, some of which don’t always rank all that high on the truth meter,” Obama said at Hampton University, Virginia.

“With iPods and iPads and Xboxes and PlayStations, — none of which I know how to work — information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation,” Obama said.

He bemoaned the fact that “some of the craziest claims can quickly claim traction,” in the clamor of certain blogs and talk radio outlets.

“All of this is not only putting new pressures on you, it is putting new pressures on our country and on our democracy.”

Oh, yeah, we gotta control those pesky blogs and talk radio outlets. Maybe some new regulations are just what America’s college graduates need.

Source: AFP

The Greatest Pitchman In History phones one in for good buddy Blanche Lincoln

Liberal voters will fall for just about anything. It appears, however, that even they are on to the fact that President Obama’s ringing endorsement of Democrat Senator Blanche Lincoln barely rings at all.

Progressive Liberal voters will fall for just about anything. It appears, however, that even they are on to the fact that President Obama’s ringing endorsement of Democrat Senator Blanche Lincoln barely rings at all.

Unnamed sources (they really do have names, but do you really care?) say that Obama is only doing this radio commercail as “payback” for Lincoln’s vote on the ObamaCare bill travesty. To which we respond, “You think?”

Combine Obama’s tepid approval ratings with the remarkably bored-sounding performance he delivered in this radio commercial and you have to wonder why they bothered. Especially considering the fact that Lincoln may be a country mile behind in the polls, but she’s still more popular than the president in Arkansas polls.

At the end of the commercial, it says “Paid for by Friends of Blanche Lincoln.”

We say friends don’t let friends drive voters away from the voting booth.

Scientists create a spray that makes men want to cuddle more

Good news for men who’ve always wanted to be liberal, but just couldn’t bring themselves to make the switch. The Daily Mail UK has the details on German scientists’ latest breakthrough.

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Good news for men who’ve always wanted to be liberal, but just couldn’t bring themselves to make the switch.

The Daily Mail UK has the details on German scientists’ latest breakthrough:

They have come up with a spray that makes men more affectionate and in tune with others’ feelings.

Just a puff or two of the so-called ‘cuddle chemical’ and even the most macho of males is as sensitive as a woman, they 
claim.

The spray is based on oxytocin – a hormone naturally made in the body and involved in sex, sexual attraction, trust and confidence.

It is released into the blood during labour – triggering the production of breast milk — and floods the brain during breastfeeding, helping mother and baby bond.

In spray form, it seems the chemical can make a man ‘feel’ like a woman.

Our theory? German scientists have been secretly slipping this stuff into the White House water supply for the last fifteen months.

Source: Daily Mail UK

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