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You say you want la Revolución?

La Raza: “We are revolutionary Mexican organization here. We understand that this is not just about Mexico. It’s about a global struggle against imperialism and capitalism… At the forefront of this revolutionary movement is La Raza. We will no longer fall for these lies called borders. We see America as a northern front of a revolutionary movement… Our enemy is capitalism and imperialism.”

In the media’s eyes, the people who want to control the border and create a legitimate and legal way for people to become American citizens are the real problem.

They’re racists. They’re ignorant. And probably, worst of all, conservatives.

The people who favor illegal immigration are forward-thinking and progressive.

And by progressive, we mean they’re teaching children to fight “imperialism and capitalism” as this UCLA ~~professor~~ (update: Sanchee High School history teacher Ron Gochez) tells a group at a UCLA rally.

“We are revolutionary Mexican organization here. We understand that this is not just about Mexico. It’s about a global struggle against imperialism and capitalism… At the forefront of this revolutionary movement is La Raza. We will no longer fall for these lies called borders. We see America as a northern front of a revolutionary movement… Our enemy is capitalism and imperialism.”

Hey, it’s lunchtime. Anyone want tacos?

– Written by Sven Waring, DotPenn.com

Ohmmmmmm. Colorado hippie thinks we can stop Gulf of Mexico oil spill by meditating

Up to 200,000 gallons of oil a day has been pouring into the Gulf of Mexico from the Deepwater Horizon blowout on April 20. So far, all efforts to staunch the flow have failed. But never fear! Hippie power is here. And one long-haired Colorado nutcase thinks we can solve the problem with a little group meditation.

meditation stops oil spill — Carl Fuermann meditates by himself to stop the oil leak in his car, but needs your help to stop the slightly larger oil leak in the Gulf

Up to 200,000 gallons of oil a day has been pouring into the Gulf of Mexico from the Deepwater Horizon blowout on April 20. So far, all efforts to staunch the flow have failed.

But never fear! Hippie power is here. And one long-haired Colorado nutcase thinks we can solve the problem with a little group meditation.

“The basic concept is to try and get as many people to visualize that the valve is actually functioning and is working and closing,” said Carl Fuermann, a staff member in the University of Colorado’s Registrar Office.

But wait. It gets weirder:

Fuermann said his desire to use meditation to activate the blowout preventer — and his belief that visualization could actually work — is rooted in his own life experiences and in a global movement called the Intention Experiment.

“I’m very known for fixing things and making things work,” Fuermann said, adding that he believes his meditation helped fix a friend’s Flip video camera. “I visualize things working and hold the belief that they actually work.”

Just a wild guess on our part, but we’re pretty confident that a guy who works for the government and thinks he can fix mechanical problems via meditation is also a guy who voted for Obama.

Sounds crazy to us, but on the off chance that Fuermann’s onto something here, let’s all close our eyes and visualize November. Nancy Pelosi out. Ohmmm. Harry Reid out. Ohmmm. Barbara Boxer out. Ohmmm.

Join in. Ohmmm.

Source: DailyCamera.com

Jews flee Obama like he’s a pastrami sandwich and a glass of milk

Things are not kosher between Barack Obama and America’s Jewish voters. The Democrat party has had an iron grip on America’s Jewish voters for generations, but it looks like that’s slipping away.

jews against obama — Barack Obama is alienating some of the Democrat party's most reliable voters

Israel National News reports the news:

United States President Barack Obama has lost nearly half of his support among American Jews, a poll by the McLaughlin Group has shown.
The US Jews polled were asked whether they would: (a) vote to re-elect Obama, or (b) consider voting for someone else. 42% said they would vote for Obama and 46%, a plurality, preferred the second answer. 12% said they did not know or refused to answer.

In the Presidential elections of 2008, 78% of Jewish voters, or close to 8 out of 10, chose Obama. The McLaughlin poll held nearly 18 months later, in April 2010, appears to show that support down to around 4 out of 10.
The poll showed that key voter segments including Orthodox/Hassidic voters, Conservative voters, voters who have friends and family in Israel and those who have been to Israel, are all more likely to consider voting for someone other than Obama.

What’s the problem? So what if Barack Obama spent 20 years in the church of anti-Semitic minister Jeremiah Wright. So what if he attended anti-Semitic lunatic Louis Farrakhan’s Million Man March. So what if he ordered Israelis to stop building apartments in their own country. So what if he refused to have his photo taken with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu? So what if his administration denied visas to top Israeli scientists? So what if he’s working with the U.N. Security Council to strip Israel of its nuclear weapons?

Damn Jews really hold a grudge.

H/T: Gateway Pundit

Obama TV miniseries in the works, we offer our help with casting

Open TV & Film is working on a TV miniseries based on Barack Obama’s run for the presidency as described in Newsweek journalist Richard Woolfe’s book Renegade: The Making of a President. We offer our help with the casting.

Open TV & Film, a British production company, is working on a TV miniseries based on Barack Obama’s run for the presidency as described in Newsweek journalist Richard Woolfe’s book Renegade: The Making of a President.

“It is early days,” Simon Shaps, chairman of Open said, “but we are sure there will no shortage of ideas for who plays the President.”

Since our British cousins probably aren’t as highly attuned to American culture and politics as we are here at IHateTheMedia.com, the least we can do is offer them a few casting tips. One might even say absolutely perfect casting tips.

And while we’re in a helpful mood, we thought we might suggest a new name for the miniseries, too. They can’t name it Renegade, because that was the name of a horrible syndicated show starring Lorenzo Lamas back in the ’90s. So may we humbly suggest a far more appropriate name: The Left Wing.

Please send a limo and four tickets to the premiere party to IHateTheMedia.com, Mr. Shaps.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, let’s roll the credits for The Left Wing, starring:

Barack Obama Will Smith

Will Smith as Barack Obama. In Ali, he played The Greatest. Now he’ll play The One.

Patrick Ewing as Michelle Obama. Sure, former NBA great Ewing will have to spend some time in the gym to match Michelle’s arms, but we’re confident he can pull it off.

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Rachel Maddow, the fodder of our country

In keeping with the Fairest President In History’s advice to “check out the Huffington Post”, we found the following story: “Rachel Maddow Hypes Her Blog: ‘Better Than The Show’ At Times.'”….

maddow-msnbc-blog-fodder — Rachel Maddow is frantically searching for her long-lost fodder

This is news? That’s like a comedian getting applause by announcing that his wife is giving birth to their sixth child.

The article continued by saying “Ms. Maddow said that she thinks of the blog as a way of capturing, sharing, and enhancing the rollicking conversation that goes on among her staff on a daily basis as they prepare for that night’s show. Rather than serving as a distraction or as a perfunctory obligation, said Ms. Maddow, the new blog has already begun to provide fodder for the TV show.”

Ahhh, but if there’s one thing the show needs even more than fodder, it’s viewers. For example, check out the ratings for Tuesday, May 4:

Tuesday, May 4 , 2010 9PM Ratings

9 PM	Total Viewers	(25-54 Demographic)	(35-64 Demographic)
Hannity	1,888,000	(424,000)	(828,000)
Larry King Live	944,000	(263,000)	(383,000)
Rachel Maddow Show	959,000	(230,000)	(475,000)
New Age of Wal Mart	214,000	(106,000)	(85,000)
Joy Behar	811,000	(268,000)	(365,000)

Well, at least Maddow is beating out Larry King and Joy Behar, who are both absolutely full of fodder.

We’re sure the blog is better Rachel. It would have to be.

Source: TVbyTheNumbers.com, Observer.com

The party of the wealthy turns out to be (drumroll, please) the Democrats

The Democrats say Republicans are the party of the rich, and the party of the rednecks. Which means, apparently, that the ultimate Republican is a NASCAR fan with a Mercedes.

Nevertheless, there’s a fascinating article in the Weekly Standard that clearly demonstrates that, in reality, the Democrats are the part of the wealthy. Overwhelmingly so.

rich democrat zip codes

The Democrats have created two conflicting memes for Republicans. One is that it’s the party of the rich. The other is that it’s the party of the rednecks. Which means, apparently, that the ultimate Republican is a NASCAR fan with a Mercedes.

Nevertheless, there’s a fascinating article in the Weekly Standard that clearly demonstrates that, in reality, the Democrats are the part of the wealthy. Overwhelmingly so.

National Review’s The Corner breaks down the details:

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L.A. Times shocker: Barbara Boxer not the sharpest bulb in the knife drawer

“On the Democratic side, we find that we’re no fans of incumbent Barbara Boxer. She displays less intellectual firepower or leadership than she could…..”

Barbara Boxer LA Times no endorsementt — "Really. How did I get here in the first place?"

In a surprising turn of events, the ~~Left Anarchist~~ Los Angeles Times has declined to endorse any candidates for governor or senator in the upcoming June primary elections.

All four people who still read the Times were baffled, one even proclaiming; “No hablo Inglés.”

The Times editorial said:

On the Democratic side, we find that we’re no fans of incumbent Barbara Boxer. She displays less intellectual firepower or leadership than she could. We appreciate the challenge brought by Robert “Mickey” Kaus, even though he’s not a realistic contender, because he asks pertinent questions about Boxer’s “lockstep liberalism” on labor, immigration and other matters. But we can’t endorse him, because he gives no indication that he would step up to the job and away from his Democratic-gadfly persona.

The woman has represented California in the United States Senate since 1992 and the state’s major newspaper is just now figuring out that Barbara “Call Me Senator” Boxer displays less intellectual firepower or leadership than she could?

That gives rise to the obvious question, “Who’s dumber? Barbara Boxer or the Los Angeles Times editorial board?”

Source: Los Angeles Times

Harry Reid says the Republicans are making sweet, sweet love to Wall Street

Reid charged that Republicans are stalling action on a Wall Street reform bill because “they are having difficulty determining how they’re going to continue making love to Wall Street” by resisting banking regulation.

Put a log in the fireplace, lower the lights, and cue up a little Barry White mood music. Ohhhhh, baby.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) accused Republicans Wednesday of “making love to Wall Street.”

Reid charged that Republicans are stalling action on a Wall Street reform bill because “they are having difficulty determining how they’re going to continue making love to Wall Street” by resisting banking regulation.

You know what? We’re about to the point where we’re ready to cut poor ol’ Harry Reid some slack.

Sure, he says crazy ass things like the Republicans are making love to Wall Street. But no one should be surprised by his crazy crap at this point.

This is the same guy who accidentally voted against his own healthcare reform bill twice. And to complete the trifecta, accidentally voted against his own banking regulation bill.

A note to the Reid family: Please reserve a room for Grandpa Harry at the retirement home in Winnemucca. He’ll be needing it come November.

Source: TheHill.com

Remember November

The Republican Governors Association has opened up a virtual can of whoop-ass. This short montage of clips turns the Democrats own words against them to devastating effect, especially Obama’s own “Yes we can” and “This is what change looks like”. Nancy Pelosi, Rep. Alcee Hastings and “Rev.” Al Sharpton also make self-incriminating appearances. Fidel Castro even gets quoted.

But this video really only scratches the surface. “Remember November” could become a regular series considering the number of stupid things that have been said by Democrats and their enablers over the last year.

Remember November.

Sounds like a damn good bumper sticker and a T-shirt to us.

H/T: Ace of Spades

Newt states the obvious: We risk our survival by electing elitists who are determined to ignore reality

We really hope Newt Gingrich doesn’t run for president. He’s much more valuable – when he’s not hobnobbing with Hilary Clinton and Arianna Huffington – out there speaking.

“The desperation of the American elite to avoid the reality that we are at war with a religiously inspired group of fanatics that are now connected by the internet and now communicate with each other across national boundaries. This is really dangerous to our survival to have an elite that is so determined to avoid reality.”

How can half the country ignore something so obvious?

One of life’s great mysteries.

ABC’s Bianna Golodryga-Orszag has officially screwed her way to the middle

Sexpot and nepot Bianna Golodryga-Orszag, wife of Peter Orszag, President Obama’s top economic advisor (that’s what’s called damning with faint praise), has been given a cushy new gig by ABC News.

abc-bianna-Golodryga-orszag — Bianna Golodryga-Orszag follows in the nepotistic footsteps of Christopher Cuomo on Good Morning, American Democrats

And who better to break the news than ABC News itself:

Bianna Golodryga has been named the co-anchor of the weekend edition of “Good Morning America,” ABC News president David Westin announced today.

Golodryga will join co-anchor Bill Weir, news anchor Ron Claiborne and weather anchor Marysol Castro on the broadcast beginning this Saturday.

“Since coming to ABC News in July 2007, Bianna has distinguished the network with her reporting on the economy and recent financial crisis,” Westin said in an e-mail to the ABC News staff about the announcement.

Oddly enough, ABC mentions Golodryga’s marriage to Obama’s advisor in neither the press release announcing her promotion nor in her official network biography.

But then, why should they? News organizations hiring relatives of influential Democrats really isn’t news anymore, is it?

Source: ABC News

President Obama’s pitching coach revealed

After watching President Obama throw like a girl (at last year’s major league baseball all-star game, at this year’s opening day, and at a White House media family day carnival), one can only assume that he picked up his technique from singer Mariah Carey. Or from Janet Napolitano. Or even Sasha and Malia.

Sad to say, but the President needs a lot of practice to get as good as a chick in skintight shorts and high heels. Maybe a little less time on the golf course and a little more time on the mound would help.

Steven Hawking says time travel is possible. Please take us to January 21, 2013.

If Hawking is correct, please sign us up for the first rocket leaving for January 21, 2013, the day when Barack Obama’s successor is inaugurated.

Stephen Hawking, the world’s most famous theoretical physicist, says time travel is possible. Unfortunately, Hawking’s theory would negate the possibility of both Mr. Peabody’s Wayback Machine and Superman’s nifty trick of flying around the earth counterclockwise to go back in time.

Fox News has the timely details:

Preparing for the debut of his Discovery documentary, Stephen Hawking’s Universe, which screens next week, Hawking said he believed humans could travel millions of years into the future and repopulate their devastated planet.

Hawking said once spaceships were built that could fly faster than the speed of light, a day on board would be equivalent to a year on Earth. That’s because — according to Einstein — as objects accelerate through space, time slows down around them.

Which also means that Hawking’s theory only applies to moving forwards through time.

Moving backwards is impossible, Hawking says, because it “violates a fundamental rule that cause comes before effect.”

If moving backwards through time was possible, a person could shoot their former selves.

“I believe things cannot make themselves impossible,” Hawking said.

If Hawking is correct, please sign us up for the first rocket leaving for January 21, 2013, the day when Barack Obama’s successor is inaugurated.

H/T: FoxNews.com

Scientists now convinced that Neanderthals mated
with humans

The Neanderthals may have died out 30,000 years ago, but scientists now believe their genes live on in modern man. We are absolutely convinced that Neanderthals still walk among us. Getting elected to Congress. So easy a caveman could do it.

neanderthal alan grayson — Heavy brow, small brain, stocky body. Hmmmm. Is it possible that Neanderthals still live among us?

The Neanderthals may have died out 30,000 years ago, but scientists now believe their genes live on in modern man.

The New York Times has the story:

Neanderthals mated with some modern humans after all and left their imprint in the human genome, a team of biologists has reported in the first detailed analysis of the Neanderthal genetic sequence.

The biologists, led by Svante Paabo of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, have been slowly reconstructing the genome of Neanderthals, the stocky hunters that dominated Europe until 30,000 years ago, by extracting the fragments of DNA that still exist in their fossil bones. Just last year, when the biologists first announced that they had decoded the Neanderthal genome, they reported no significant evidence of interbreeding.

Scientists say they have recovered 60 percent of the genome so far and hope to complete it. By comparing that genome with those of various present day humans, the team concluded that about 1 percent to 4 percent of the genome of non-Africans today is derived from Neanderthals. But the Neanderthal DNA does not seem to have played a great role in human evolution, they said.

Blah-blah-blah. Enough scientific stuff. Let’s get to the sex.

A degree of interbreeding between modern humans and Neanderthals in Europe would not be greatly surprising given that the two species overlapped there for some 15,000 years, from 44,000 years ago when modern humans first entered Europe to 30,000 years ago when the last Neanderthals fell extinct. Archaeologists have been debating for years whether the fossil record shows evidence of individuals with mixed features.

We are highly-trained paleontologists and geneticists here at IHateTheMedia.com and we are absolutely convinced that Neanderthals still walk among us.

Getting elected to Congress. So easy a caveman could do it.

Source: New York Times

Can we all please agree now that the Democrats are socialists now?

Al Sharpton, one of the most vile race mongers America has ever known, has been legitimized by President Obama. He’s officially been designated as Obama’s conduit to “the streets.” On Sunday, Sharpton told a black congregation in Connecticut, “The dream was to make everything equal in everybody’s house.”

Al Sharpton, one of the most vile race mongers America has ever known, has been legitimized by President Obama. He’s officially been designated as Obama’s conduit to “the streets.”

On Sunday, Sharpton told a black congregation in Connecticut, “The dream was to make everything equal in everybody’s house.”

This from a guy sporting a $100 haircut, a Rolex on his wrist and a $2000 suit on his back.

Ain’t socialism great?

Source: Breitbart.tv

Dennis Miller goes after the Phoenix Suns (now known as Los Suns de Phoenix)

Dennis Miller used his regular gig on O’Reilly’s show to discuss the Phoenix Suns’ strange decision to protest Arizona’s illegal alien law by changing their name to Los Suns de Phoenix for a night.

In particular, he went after Suns guard Steve Nash, an outspoken critic of the new law and a Canadian citizen.

“Steve, what if we were empathetic with the illegals coming in and we met them at our border and gave them all a shower and a full hot meal and a hundred American dollars and put them in a beautiful Stratocruiser bus and took them up — you’re Canadian — to the Canada border, and just set them free across the border?”

For their next game, maybe the Suns can change their name to the Phoenix Hypocrites.

CNN’s Rick Sanchez channels Ted Baxter, makes complete fool of himself. Again.

The only thing missing here is Mary Tyler Moore burying her face in her hands and saying, “Ohhhh, Ted.” Sanchez went to a break on Monday by reading exactly what was on his Teleprompter. And when we say exactly, we mean exactly.

The only thing missing here is Mary Tyler Moore burying her face in her hands and saying, “Ohhhh, Ted.”

Sanchez went to a break on Monday by reading exactly what was on his Teleprompter. And when we say exactly, we mean exactly.

Up next…ad lib…a tease,” Sanchez said. “That’s what it says right here. I’m supposed to ad lib about something that is…that I should know about, right? And this is going to surprise you…”

In honor of Ted Baxter, let’s all bury our faces in our hands and say in unison, “Ohhhh, Rick.”

And as an option, you can also add, “You friggin’ moron.”

A whole new way to look at the Muslim phrase
“Allahu Ackbar”

Don’t look for any deep, mystical meaning in this short video clip. Don’t even look for any shallow meanings. But you’ll have to admit that this is a damn strange coincidence.

Source: IOwnTheWorld.com

Robert Gibbs too embarrassed to ask Obama about his teabagger comment

Our post-partisan President used the vile term “teabaggers” in reference to anti-tax, anti-big government protesters. You know, the ones who –- according to numerous polls — enjoy the support of a majority of the American people.

The term is apparently so embarrassing that White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs can’t imagine himself asking the President why he used it.

If embarrassment is the new standard by which subjects are discussed in the oval office, we would imagine that the two men are unable to discuss most of what this President has done since he took office.

Why is everyone staring at Michelle Obama’s lap?

The scene was last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. A crowd gathers to stare at Michelle Obama’s lap. Our theory about what they’re staring at explained in this post.

Michelle Obama lap

The scene was last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. A crowd gathers to stare at Michelle Obama’s lap.

Our theory about what they’re staring at explained below.

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New Gallup poll says 9 out of 10 Americans are Nazis

A brand spankin’ new USA Today/Gallup poll reveals that 9 out of 10 Americans pretty much agree with those right wing, tea baggin’, racist, Nazi, Republicans from Arizona.

Arizona border unprotected — Typical well-protected border between Arizona and Mexico

A brand spankin’ new USA Today/Gallup poll reveals that 9 out of 10 Americans pretty much agree with those right wing, tea baggin’, racist, Nazi, Republicans from Arizona.

They’d like the federal government to get off its duff and secure the damn border.

CNSnews.com has more of the results:

Similarly, 61 percent of Americans say they are very concerned that illegal immigrants are putting an unfair burden on U.S. schools, hospitals, and government services.   

Gallup asked respondents whether it was extremely important, very important, moderately important, or not that important to them that the U.S. government take steps this year to control the border to stop the flow of illegal immigrants into the country. Only 10 percent said it was not that important. Eighty-nine percent said it was moderately to extremely important, with 42 percent saying it was extremely important, 26 percent saying it was very important, and 21 percent saying it was moderately important.

Let’s do a little math. There are 300,000,000 Americans. And it’s been estimated that there may be as many as 25,000,000 illegal aliens. So if nine out of ten people want the border secured, the odds are pretty high that the tenth guy was an illegal alien.

No?

Source: CNSnews.com

“Countries and terror groups that were terrified of Bush now think Obama might apologize to them”

PEter King: “You had countries and you had [terrorist] organizations who are absolutely terrified of what George Bush might do to them …. Now I think many of them feel that the President may apologize to them or he may reach out the hand of friendship.”

Congressman Peter King (R-New Yorkistan) always speaks his mind. Sometimes we like it, sometimes we don’t. This time, he’s spot on.

“You had countries and you had [terrorist] organizations who are absolutely terrified of what George Bush might do to them …. Now I think many of them feel that the President may apologize to them or he may reach out the hand of friendship.”

We’re pretty sure that apologies aren’t enough anymore. Now they want him to bow, too.

CBS/Chicago won’t cover GOP senate candidate if he discusses Democrat opponent’s banking scandal

Republican Mark Kirk, leads Alexi Giannoulias in the polls and has repeatedly hammered him on the bank issue. Now the CBS television affiliate in Chicago is threatening not to cover Kirk’s campaign if he has the temerity to actually campaign against his opponent’s record.

Alexi Giannoulias, one of Barack Obama’s Illinois cronies, is running for his former seat in the United States Senate.

Giannoulias made his money from his family’s bank – a bank that (a) loaned money to, shall we say, shady characters, and (b) was just closed down by federal regulators.

As might be expected, his Republican opponent, Mark Kirk, leads Giannoulias in the polls and has repeatedly hammered him on the bank issue.

Now the CBS television affiliate in Chicago is threatening not to cover Kirk’s campaign if he has the temerity to actually campaign against his opponent’s record.

Reporter: Channel 2’s made a decision. We’re really not going to cover the Senate race, if it’s consistently only in your terms, is about Broadway Bank. The bank’s been taken over by the government, Alexi’s been pilloried. Tell me, what is your campaign going forward? What are the issues you are going to tell the voters why they should vote for you?

Unbelievable. Absolutely un-freakin-believable.

H/T: BigJournalism.com

Obama’s phony photo-op “tour” of the Gulf oil slick

The President went to the Gulf Coast and let his remarkable compassion flow like oil from a busted well head. It was warm. It was caring. And it was completely phony.

obama jindal tour louisiana oil slick — "I really don't care about the oil slick, but when we get back to New Orleans, I'd like to get a bowl of jambalaya about this big."

The President went to the Gulf Coast and let his remarkable compassion flow like oil from a busted well head. It was warm. It was caring. And it was completely phony.

The LA Times Top of the Ticket blog reports the details:

A Louisiana trip was laid on for Sunday. The advance teams were redeployed and their short prep time showed with the president having to drive instead of helicopter from New Orleans to a Delta Coast Guard briefing and then, as he spoke to reporters outdoors, be drenched in a downpour. Guard briefing and then, as he spoke to reporters outdoors, be drenched in a downpour.

The president was also seen taking off for a disaster scene tour in a chopper. But winds were such and the threat of fog possible that the president only saw the ordinary Louisiana coast.

After all that travel, logistics and talk, he never spotted one drop of oil.
The good news for him is twofold: He was seen caring about the incident. And he wasn’t seen looking uselessly out a plane window as Bush was.

Aides were quick to describe how useful the tour was for Obama to see something for himself. He did get out the main message-quote about BP being responsible for every dime, even though there’s a $75 million limit on a causative party’s costs.

Local officials were quoted as appreciative of his presence which, truth be told, did absolutely nothing to stop the oil, advance the recovery or mitigate any damage beyond that potentially to the president’s image if he hadn’t gone.

Obviously, this trip wasn’t planned because the President is concerned about the oil spill spreading. It was planned because he’s concerned about the discontent of the voters spreading.

Source: Top of the Ticket

Just your typical crystal-covered, feather-wearing, anti-nuclear, Truther liberal

James Richard Sauder doesn’t even stand out in a group of leftwing protesters. Not even with the feathers. Not even with the crystals. Nope, he blends right in with the lunatic masses.

James Richard Sauder doesn’t stand out in a group of leftwing protesters. Not even with the feathers. Not even with the crystals. Nope, he blends right in with the lunatic masses.

Wired.com has the details:

Ordinarily, James Richard Sauder spends his time writing books like Underground Bases and Tunnels: What is the Government Trying to Hide? and Kundalini Tales, “which deals with paranormal and mind control themes.” But earlier this month, Sauder took a break from his investigations to scale the fence of a nuclear missile silo.

“We need cooperative, mutually beneficial economic arrangements, and harmonious relations between peoples and nations on this planet. As a symbol in that regard, I have left a skein of multi-colored Red Heart yarn at the missile silo to signify that here the thread of a new, world-wide narrative begins. It is a new global narrative with heart,” he wrote just before his arrest at Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota for federal criminal trespass.

“I leave here as a ceremonial gift a pouch of Virginia tobacco, symbolic of the matrimonial union of John Rolfe and Pocahontas, their marriage itself being a symbol of the union of the European and Native peoples and cultures on this continent,” he continued. “Many other large crystals adorn my headdress – from Arkansas, New York, Tibet and Brazil. The crystals represent the living Earth. The feathers in my headdress are from the Rio Grande species of the North American wild turkey. Benjamin Franklin felt that the American wild turkey should be the national bird. I agree! For me the wild turkey exemplifies the natural spirit of this continent.”

It will shock you to learn that Sauder’s manifesto also touches on the “inside job” of 9/11, the death of the American dollar, and “DNA data bases.”

Well, at least he’s not a violent, racist, sexist, homophobic lunatic like those Tea Party wackos.

Source: Wired

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